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>0 steam friends online because I'm always awake at ungodly hours
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>0 steam friends online because they are all my old highschool friends who have jobs and college now
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>>35660716
>0 steam friends because I don't like other people
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>>35660716
>have atleast 3 friends on at all times
>never talking to more then 3 people in 3 years

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Do you believe in supernatural stuff?
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>>35660670
Birds are originally very important
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Only when I hallucinate again.
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I believe life is sufficiently complex for supernatural phenomena to simply be things we haven't explained yet. It's entirely possible we're living in a simulation, or that there are dozens of other dimensions present in the same universe invisible to our eyes.

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Would you date a slob, r9k?
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Do slobby girls even exist IRL?
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>>35660657
i would if she didn't have so much body hair
I like armpit/navel/anal hair, but boob hair is unattractive
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Tfw no slob dom gf

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Can anyone please be my bf?
I literally don't care about penis size or physique.
I just want someone to talk to, please.
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>>35660614
talk to me anonette /anon
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>>35660614
But you're a guy and I'm not gay, sorry friend.
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>>35660614
1 - Where do you live?
2 - What do you look like? Post an actor to give an idea
3 - Can I not tell my family about you?

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In this thread we write our suicide letter

Dear mom and dad

If you're reading this I'm dead. That is the hardest sentence to open this message with, and I'm so sorry. You are going to go through a hard time for a while forward now, and I'm so sorry for that too. But you need to find happiness in all the other nice things in your life.

Mom, you've got M and K and all your grandkids. You've got tons of good friends to be with. You've got B and our dog. You've got this wonderful house in this hill that soaks up the sunshine from dusk to dawn, and a brand new cottage too. You're watching M and K succeeding right in front of your eyes.

Dad, you've got M, brothers that care about you (even if you don't talk), and a huge circle of good friends. You've got your hobbies, too.

Give yourselves a good time to grieve, but don't dwell in the grief for too long. After some time has passed, you've got to pick yourselves up again and remember all the wonderful things in your lives. I'm still here, just not physically. Remember that this choice was not against my will. I wanted this.

I love you both.

Hugs, M.
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you're such a kind soul.

farewell.
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I thought about it a lot (probaby like most of the people on this board) and i think i'd just write "I'm tired of this"
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>>35660523
Here is mine.


>meh

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Name someone better suited to be president that Bladee - Protip, you can't.

>Underground Rapper, connected to popular culture AND subcultures
>Wears expensive clothes, has class
>Great voice
>From Sweden
>Friends with yung lean, Ecco2k, Thaiboy and many more
>Plays counterstrike
>Suffers from depression
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why would you want a depressed weeb tranny as a leader? he would probably just get upset from all the stress and take a bunch of xanax first day. jesus man.
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>>35660505
>Modern rapper
DROPPED
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>>35660505
u need to have been born in the us to be president

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which race attracts you the most and why?
for me, it's south slavic guys
>+tall af
>+nice facial features
>+dark hair
>+usually some sort of hazel eyes
>+nice neutral-white skin that tans nicely (not pigskins nor shitskins)
>+physically aggressive and manly
>+sexy sounding languages

>-poor
>-alcoholic
>-don't shut up about their countries
>-butthurt
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>>35660465
>Uses "af'
>female

GTFO OF MY BOARD REEEEEEEEEEE GET BACK TO TUMBLR FUCKING ROASTIE
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>>35660590
butthurt manlet detected ;) gtfo out of this life ree!
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>>35660465
holy fuck you just described me

>+tall af
check? (190cm, 6'3'')
>+nice facial features
idk
>+dark hair
check
>+usually some sort of hazel eyes
I guess?
>+nice neutral-white skin that tans nicely (not pigskins nor shitskins)
check
>+physically aggressive and manly
check
>+sexy sounding languages

>-poor
check
>-alcoholic
check
>-don't shut up about their countries
check
>-butthurt
check

I'd say I like northern European/blonde girls the most (Scandinavia, Baltic, North/East slavs)

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>go to sleep
>have dream i have a qt3.14 asian gf
>wake up
>manage to get back to sleep
>my waifu has now joined the dream
>wake up
>can't get back to sleep
>soiled myself in cum
>real women are still whores
>still KHHV
>still no gf
Who here /waitingforittoend/?
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>>35660449
>USMC knuckledragger here
I think the next grenade that rolls my squad ways I'll fucking swallow it. Literally stay up at night saying someone please kill me
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>>35660449
had a dream just like it
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>>35660466
Did you join the USMC with the intent of dying or has that developed over time?

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Hello fellow robots, I want to ask what your take on the maryjuanas. I've been smoking for 3 years and I feel like I've fallen a few IQ points. I feel like my memory span is shit and I just feel foggy brain farts at times. Is weed a meme drug or am I just retarded?
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>>35660432
idk man, do what you want to do, but better stay away from all drugs.

take it from experienced druggy.
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>>35660432
If you smoke too much weed too often then you really will get dumber. I'm not sure if it's irreversible but maybe if you take it easy on weed then you might feel normal again.
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>>35660432
desu I felt the same but now I limit myself to smoking once a week and my short term memory came back.

>you just need self-confidence bro, just be more confident!
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That guy's body is nice but his face is kinda weird and his hair is too tall.
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>>35660402
Fake it til you make it. Do things that bring you closer to that dude: eat better, do physical activity. Then your confidence will match what you eventually look like.
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>>35660438
Most do it wrong and exclusively lift which gives them awkward uncanny proportions.

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What's the weirdest meal you cook regularly?
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i like to take some regular wonder bread, put some slabs of cold butter on it and then put spaghettios in the bread fold it and eat it like a taco.

also spaghettios almost always stains my bowls with and orange ring.
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>>35660390
Mild Salsa in an uncooked flour tortilla
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Ketcheese sandwich

It's when you make a sandwich using cheese and ketchup

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Why haven't you denied the will-to-live yet?

It's the only way of redemption from the evil of the world.
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Do you have some advice on where to start with Schopenhauer?
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>>35660496
I only read it casually but I think anything is fine to start with.
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>>35660360
>2017
>being a filthy nihilist
Shiggy diggy doo

Let's get a kik thread started post your kik isernames , your asl and your interests and let's make this lit!
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I'll start kik andrew_22612
Asl 19 m
Interested in good nice shaped boobs and tight and hot ass and have a kink for plugs
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Cbtcpl

I like just about anything. I have a pretty normal simple life and I have a fetish for being hit in the balls. 23m from USA
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Hmmm well anyone that needs someone to talk to im down. I like helping people with their issues so if you wanna vent you can message me. Im into shopping and fashion. Plus anime. Not really into video games though kinda stopped this year.

Im an 18 year old dude from socal though

My kik is Skeazor

Is it worth it to buy the original pokemon cards? I really couldnt give two shits about pokemon anymore but I've wanted a full binder of the 1st and 2nd gen cards since I was a kid. Do you think it's worth it to shell out $300-$400 on cards?
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>>35660313
If you have a friend you can play with, sure. Don't buy the element cards though. Nobody used to use them during my teens.
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I've got full fossil, base, jungle, 2nd edition and rocket sets. waiting a few years and then I'll sell them when they're total worth maybe $3k. right now I've got something close to half that in value.
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>>35660313

>Using CARDS to battle
>Not using poke balls to battle

This is why Pokemon will stay pleb. at least with yu gi oh you could battle the same way like in the show.

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>Bunch of annoying classmates ask me why I'm always so quiet
>Say "Because I'm a serial killer, rapist, pedophile, psychopath, that's what you want me to say, right? Why the fuck do you think I'm so quiet?"
>It gets really awkward and they leave me alone
Did I go too far? I let my edgy internet autism seep through for a second.
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>>35660246
i mean, if you didn't plan to talk to them anyways...
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>being this much of a sperg
Should have ignored them.
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Dude....

(Plz dont mute me moot)

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