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>>35661146
I like how he's cutting funding for airport security and the coast guard. Apparently spics don't have boats and the tanned French won't attack airports. Biggest irony ever

>>35661146
my state tax rate is like 50% higher than my federal income tax. why shouldnt my state pick up the slack? it obviously isnt using any of my taxes for the roads since we have some of the worst in the country

>>35661272
>>35661146
>cutting budgets means exactly a loss o of quality
conversely,
>throwing money at something means it will get better

>>35661063
Catfag kys

Well-trained dogs are fine, most people just get them and don't bother training them because they're too stupid/lazy.

>>35661063
dogs will love you more than any girl you will ever date.

>>35661059
it's always been that way. This isn't some modern phenomenon

>>35661059
Natural selection taking its course
Goodbye /pol/

>>35661059
>only wanna breed with alpha males
Pretty much how it's always been. Socially awkward, autistic manlets rarely got women in the past either, and it's an even worse problem now seeing as people like that can just become NEET's and not be forced to learn how to fit in the best they could.

xplain anon

>>35661052
Hard to say. On one hand I'd rather stay a virgin than get a gf, on the other hand I want sex. Guess that puts me in the incel column.

>>35661108
Incel
>Involuntary Celibate - Can't have sex because of social/physical/mental factors that make them completely undesirable to the opposite sex

Volcel
>Voluntary Celibate - Chooses not to have sex

>brown hair
>green eyes
>kinda chubby but very well distributed weight
>a stand off-ish gal
>nice to me
>only wears clothes kind of big for her
>into art
>like REALLY into it, loses herself in her art
>glassesfag/contactfag
>she gets on 4chan

God she's great why doesn't she talk to me more

>>35661355
oh my god she sounds beautiful, like mine in a lot of ways

get in there while you still have the chance anon

>>35661046
Fbi shill thread

Fuck off

That's just an internet fetish. Actual gay guys either like underage boyholes or 40 year old daddy's.

>>35661037
So the troll toll is real?

>>35660999
It's mainly just an internet thing. Most gay guy like regular dudes, not guys pretending to be women.

>>35660994
Everything I like will bore you, my guy

>>35661246
I doubt that.
What do you like?

>>35661443
Old films and things that regular people consider boring

>>35660985
this used to be me, no lie. my record was 3 months, the only outside person who saw me was the pizza delivery guy

that's technically healthier and more natural. how has life changed? how has ur hair changed more specifically? i hear it's better for it

>>35660985
If i don't wash my hair at least twice a week it smells fucking putrid and I can scrape of greasy skin flakes from my scalp

Once, but for around 2 and a half hours.

0 in past 10 days, no fap, no edging, no porn.

None, I post the will to fap after hearing my mom saying to herself "ARGHHH HE'S SO STUPID" so I'm kinda down for now

bumping we cant let these faggots get away with this, report the thread

>>35660963
>that one guy who says he wants to date a fat neckbeard and motivate him to lose weight

h-hi i started counting calories to lose weight about a week ago

>>35660963
>its not some faggot from /r9k/ baiting
I'm 95% you made that thread aswell.

Yeah... I get this. Going through it right now. Girl at work. Knows I'm in open relationship. Can fuck other girls. No romantic emotional stuff though. Talks to be every day at work between our shift change... texts me at 3 am when she should be sleeping. Talks a lot. Tells me she isn't able to have just sex. Always been in relationship. Recently split with long term boyfriend. Now is short messages. Still texts me first out of the blue though. What do

>talks to girls

get off my board normie piece of shit

>Everyone thinks I'm some pussy slaying player
>Actually a virgin who's never have a gf

What do they see, why does this always happen no matter what job I get with new people.

>Call of Duty 4 was released 10 years ago

Right now it feels like time is moving slower. Like, we're still at the beginning of the year, what the fuck?

>>35660959
>GTA IV was released literally 9 years ago (on PS3 and X360)

Best discord, easy to talk to people, good memes and active VC

Why is r9k always the board with the cringiest Reddit shit?

Baamp

>I'll do better in college
>it's an utter sausage fest with literally not a single woman in my class

>>35660836
the sinking feeling comes not only from my increasing awareness of my betaness but also because i want to take engineering

JUST

It is how it is.
Bada-bing, bada-boom.

Better hope hormones pulled through for you and you achieved at least a 7/10 face.

its interesting that you mentioned because i just recently concluded the fact

You can always improve in some area

>>35660753
The minute you accept inferiority is the minute you truly become inferior. I gave up on the self improvement meme until I realised that by doing that I'm just proving that everyone who has been shitty to me is right and that's for cucks