My birthday is in two days.
jesus fuck seagal i've never held a rifle in my life and I know that's wrong.
>>35662215
oh and happy birthday in 2 days anon.
will you be a wizard?
>>35662106
happy advance birthday
so what do you have planned of the big day op
>bathrooms are occupied
>>35662081
>ass is occupied
>>35662081
Shit in front of the door so when they walk out they step on it, that'll teach them.
>not knowing all the glorious spots with always clean bathrooms that nobody ever uses
It's the first thing I figure out in any new building.
Would you guys have a dragon gf?
>>35662078
Yeah, but none of that "I look like a little girl, but I'm really a 1,000-year-old dragon in reality" bullshit, though.
>>35662078
Only if she thicccccc
I thought that was a fucking cow.
Anyone else /bandfeels/ here?
>be me
>play music since I was 2
>spend two years learning how to shred on guitar
>spend hours writing songs and get a band together
>move in to a house with my friends who are in a bunch of bands
>My friends won't help me book shows even though they book them all the time
>they won't play in a band with me but will play in bands with literally anyone else who asks them
>ask everyone who books on my city if I can play
>get ignored
>they all jerk each other off all the time on normie book about how inclusive the scene is and it makes me furious
All I want to do is play live and present my music to the world. Feels real bad
Where are you. I'd meet up and play with you. Especially if you have original songs.
>tfw your band gets on America's got talent
>tfw you make it to the quarter finals.
>tfw you get voted off and realize it's completely rigged and was a terrible experience.
>tfw you get offers to go on tour afterwards, but the singer refuses because she doesn't want to miss school.
>tfw band falls apart because of this.
Everyone's a flake here in north east Ohio and drummers are impossible to find. Every band I've been in has fallen apart because of drummers.
Feels thread? I have a story if anyone is interested. I tried this on /b/ but as we know its cancer
>>35661894
tell us anon
hoki polki
>>35661930
alright thank you, Ill green text it so it may take time for replies
>be me about a half year ago,17 about to graduate
>have had drug problems from 9th-11th grade
>overdose one night and my parents put me in a ward
>Get clean for a while and focus on school
>at the end of my junior year I have to move states
>On the verge of relapsing, but contain myself
>parents are too drunk most of the time to be lucid
>put me into another fucking ward
Continue or too gay?
>23
>no education
>neet living off mommy
>panic about future constantly
Eating a big bucket of B&J rn fmpl
i`m 20 and in the same situation but i only constantly panic at night
Think how you'll feel in another ten or fifteen years if things don't change. Forty year old man, living at home, never had a job. Yikes
>>35662431
So he's going to become another Bernie Sanders?
>be fat
>try to exercise to lose weight
>doesn't work
>people say it's because exercise is useless and you should instead eat less
>eat less
>doesn't work
>people say it's because you're in starvation mode and instead of eating less to do X diet
>do X diet
>doesn't work
>people say it's because it's a meme diet and you should instead just count calories
>count calories
>doesn't work
>people say it's just a myth and eating the wrong calories won't make you lose
WHY DO YOU HAVE TO TOY WITH ME LIKE THIS?? WHEN WILL YOU FUCKING ADMIT WEIGHT LOSS IS A FUCKING LIE!!!!!!!
No it isn't. You're just retarded.
tell African children you can't lose weight
>>35661895
>hey try this to lose weight
>lol don't try this try that
>repeat 5000 times
>lol why aren't you losing weight? I guess you're just too retarded.
and people wonder why I joined the fat acceptance club at school.
I just received a letter from the government about my neetbux
>Receive invite to a new program regarding my neetbux that will rehabilitate me back into society and will eventually end up in me having a job
>Starting next month I will have to be present at their fucking bootcamp for 30hrs every fucking week(YES 30 FUCKING HOURS) where they will force me to do """activities""" with normies and """lrn2network""" that help me find a job
>30 FUCKING HOURS A WEEK FOR FUCKING MINIMUM WAGE NEETBUX
>IM EVEN A WORSE SLAVE THAN THOSE WAGEKEKS NOW
IM SO MAD RIGHT NOW HOW COULD THEY DO THIS TO ME
This is exactly why investment NEETbux is way better than any govt program
>>35661836
Just go through with it. If you're a real robot they'll see you pathetically fail every one of their assignments, see that you're genuinely mentally ill, then eventually give up on you like they did with me. If this doesn't happen I'm afraid you're just another failed normie and deserve to go back into society.
I had to do the same for 40 hours. They wouldn't even let me find a job due to inexperience and mental illness, I had to do this for 6 months or I would get my payments cut. Literal fucking slavery.
>go to get water
>walking to kitchen
>step dad is past out on couch
>see door open
>figure my brother just went outside
>look outside see a repair van
>what
>turn to look in kitchen
>big guy standing there
>umm okay
>flinch because he scared me
>get water and run back to my room
fucking normies are terrifying
this is why I only go out at night and run from shadow to shadow
>>35661807
>be op
>go downstairs to check on situation
>ivan took out my father like i asked
>pay him in chocolate cookies
>he wants milk
>we are out of milk
>brother went to get milk
>tel him i'll go get some from the store
>go upstairs, don't come down
hue
TELL ME ABOUT THE REPAIR MAN, WHY WAS HE IN YOUR KITCHEN?
He never shuts the fuck up
>>35661775
THICC/10
>>35661775
l want to fuck his ass
Reddit's over there, champ.
>be me
>still a virgin
>wants to be a traditional, submissive housewife that cooks and cleans for her husband
>has a pegging fetish(NOT FEMDOM)
>is into crossdressing men
What would you do if you were in my shoes?
Just to be clear, I actually do consider myself submissive. Oh, and I'm not gay or religious
>>35661768
Well. Kill yourself
>>35661768
no one cares about your fetish
this comment is original
>>35661835
this
nobody cares about your fag shit
>finally get a girl to go on a date with me
>she postpones it because she changed work shifts with someone
Should i just cancel the date all together? seems like she really doesn't care that much.
>>35661714
One more chance, then drop her.
>>35661736
This is the second chance.
The first time she accepted the date but friend zoned me a few days before the actual date.
>>35661747
Behave as if she does not exist and stop paying attention to her, instead divert all your attention to other roasties, if she comes back you may now choose your revenge.
>He thinks we should date because we share the same interests
Why do guys believe this?
>>35661667
>she thinks roasties like her are welcome on this board
hang from a tree, whore
no. we should date because i want you.
>sharing the same interests with a woman
So, makeup, shopping and Netflix?
What it your honest opinion of him?
What is your opinion of his "fans"?
Do you have any sympathy for him at all?
He was a lunatic but I think what he did was funny and cool because irony has destroyed my brain
>>35661665
He is a legend who will always be praised and admired by true autists
Just an overall good guy, imo
>>35661665
>mad at chad and stacy
>kills his loser housemates and a locked door stops his roastie rampage
Over-rated.
I did it, I told the girl I like ,that she's cute. She looked flattered. I have no idea what to do now.
I've never made it that far before
she was happy to receive a compliment that validated her self esteem and that's it
hot girls get dozens of compliments every day. you're another name on the normie list now
Fucking uncharted territory there. Have you tried saying you too?