Why have you not lowered your standards?
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>>35663553
I have theyre so far low, im tall, im groomed, im fit and still bo gf
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>>35663553
Get the fuck out of here, Ethan. Consider posting this bullshit somewhere in reddit or something, fag.
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>>35663553
Shes cute desu
Name?
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STOP HATING ANZU!!!
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Anzu already has a bf, you cucks.
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Anzu is a roastie toastie cunt.
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She's isn't really cute without the makeup
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I've always scoffed at the idea of cigarettes as a social tool until I started smoking.
While working on the set of a student film for uni I've had classmates, who would otherwise never associate themselves with me, come up to me and ask to bum a smoke. Even the actress, a complete stranger, approached me for a cigarette and we got to talking for a bit.
As a khv this won't solve all your problems but there is something to be said about the power to make this instant connection with people through your mutual habit. Especially at uni, if you can get yourself around other people, trust me it works. Plus it makes you feel good and look cool.
So anon, why haven't you started smoking yet?
To smoking anons, discuss favorite brands, zippo maintenance, whatever.
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I used to smoke back in Uni but, then I quit and started vaping. My favorite brands were Dunhill, Gold Leaf, Marlboro.
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>>35663386
Can confirm, smoking helps socializing.
Can't smoke too much anymore because of a medication I take, but my favorites were always American spirits, marlboro, and kamel
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>makes you look cool
Not anymore. 10+ years ago maybe. Now smokers are perceived similarly to fat people who drink diet pepsi.
How do you deal with being ignored by your "friends" /r9k/? Especially female ones?
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Don't let it get to you. Call them out on their bullshit and move on. If you have to put the word friends in speech marks then that's already a sign you have to move on and find better ones.
Don't be the one who always has to initiate. Find people who will do it mutually. Yes, they're rare, but they're always out there and that's part of the appeal.
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I ragequit social media and never spoke to any of them again.
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>>35663561
How do you do it anon? Wish I could, but social media is a part of my everyday life
>be me
>wake up from ten hour nap, starving
>craving tendies
>saved up some extra gbp by helping mommy bring in groceries
>only problem is mommy's boyfriend chad is with her in their room making snugglies
>fucking hate that bitch i want tendies now
>yell at mommy through closed door
>"MOMMY! WENDY'S TENDIES! WENDY'S TENDIES! WENDY'S TENDIES!"
>"not now anon ill get you some later"
>fucking bitch ill show her
>get my pissjugs from under my bed, along with my cum blanket, pretty much completely crusty at this point
>barge into mommy's room
>chad is on top of mommy
>take one of my pissjugs and pour contents onto them
>"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING" chad screams
>mommy is sobbing
>"WENDY'S TENDIES ARE SO SPLENDID! NONE FOR YOU AND ALL FOR ME. IF YOU WANT SOME TASTY TENDIES, GBP WILL BE THE FEE."
>chad punches me, fall over, breaking pissjugs on floor
>piss is everywhere
>pee is a fetish of mine, get really horny
>take out my iphone 6s and type in my favorite hentai
>start using my cum blanket to jerk off my dick
>chad and mommy are staring in shock
>chad gets up and leaves, mommy chasing after him
>"CHAD, WAIT!" mommy is crying
>"I can't handle this anymore Stacy, you're son is a fucking freak."
>chad slams door and drives away
>finish fapping, cum buckets into my cum blanket
>drape freshly minted blankey over mum's head
>"ill go get your tendies now anon" she says, sadly
>tfw I break her
>mommy comes home with spicy tendies fresh from Wendy's
>gobble them up while watching the littlest pet shop and fapping some more
>and i still have 50 gbp left.
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Fucking christ, you people need help.
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>>35663338
keep posting these
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>spicy tendies
>wendy's
That's how I know this didn't happen. Wendy's doesn't have spicy tendies anymore.
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If dubs I go to [s4s] and stay there for the rest of my life.
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If dubs I kill myself with a live feed on club penguin.
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>>35663366
better do it faggot
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>>35663366
We're doing it lads. We're fucking doing it.
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>even a guy with no arms or legs can get gf/wife and children
What's your excuse?
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>>35663324
would you give up your arms and legs for a loving wife and children?
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>>35663445
Maybe if I get them back when she leaves me
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He's still a normalfag and she is simply virtue signalling.
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Posting on phone, sorry if typos. I'm at the doctor's office, and I needed to give a urine sample. Got the cup, went to the bathroom, needed to piss anyway, aimed, fired. Pissed a lot, and knocked over the cup so it all spilled out and now there's piss all over the floor and none in the cup. I tried soaking it in toilet paper and "wringing" it into the cup, but it's not working and I'm getting soaked in piss. I don't know how much longer I can stay in the bahtroom and I can't go out there without a piss sample. Need help IMMEDIATELY!
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>>35663267
How do you fuck do you fuck up this badly
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>>35663341
I'm a robot, isn't that answer enough? I need to know what to do now
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Clean it and say you couldn't go right now.
ITT Uni fags get in here, who is the most annoying person you have come across in university?
>fucking vegan chick
>makes passive aggressive comments to anyone who is in the cafeteria eating meat
>leaves stupid ass leaflets all around campus
>spends her free time on campus sat in the cafeteria area making comments at diners
worst of all? shes fucking hot as well, tittycow with a epic tier ass.
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>>35663257
roastie cunts that ask me to do homework for them
i keep telling them to fuck off but each time I do another one takes its place
just attend the fucking lectures and you'll know how to do it you whoremongerers
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>>35663257
There was a group of chads that held a Bible study every Thursday and for two years, every Thursday they would knock on our door and ask if we were coming even though for TWO YEARS the answer was no
Fucking theists are too dumb to understand not everyone does or wants to do what they do
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>>35663257
>the rad fem who always starts arguments even in seminars that have fuck all to do with feminism
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why do girls care so much about acid attacks?
LOOKS DONT MATTER
BE YOURSELF
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I think I would care more about the pain casused then the beauty lost.
i have scars but they make me pretty c;
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>>35663255
Because it's free publicity "Wah I'm a hideous cow now give me attention!!"
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>>35663255
>excruciating pain immediate and life long
>multiple surgeries
>mental trauma
>losing your eyesight
>being feared and horrifying to most people
>needing daily assistance
>your family suffering stress and emotional pain
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Plan to kill myself tonight by taking 100 multivitamin pills with 70% daily vitamin a each and like 100% everything else, and then taking a bunch of sleeping pills. Will I be successful? How long will it take for me to die? Will it be painless in my sleep or hours of agony?
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Someone plz help
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>>35663253
Almost all drug overdoses are extremely painful op
Just find a gun or jump off something
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>>35663253
Live stream link or out, son.
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Hello r9k
Come hang out with us and talk about feels and things: https://discord.gg/FB2Vx
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bampu desu kabenis
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We have an actual looney
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>>35663227
HEHEHE :-DDDD
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>tfw no rockabilly gf
I can't be the only one to know this feel.
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Kys fag no one likes rockabilly, might as well listen to ska
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>>35663140
Chuck Norris died the other day man, let it go.
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Maybe THE most autistic subculture short of juggalos and shit
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Redpill me on friends with benefits, /r9k/. I'm not a normalfag at all, but some Stacy randomly took a liking to me and I'm thinking I can finally use her to lose my V-card and do some regular fucking with no strings attached.
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>>35663121
It's a great way to acquire expirence. Just make sure that she doesn't get too close to your social circle. Most women will catch feelings and want to turn your casual fling into something more serious.
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>>35663166
>make sure that she doesn't get too close to your social circle
That's my main hesitation. She dated an old friend of mine about 2 years ago and her sister dates a really close friend of mine.
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>>35663121
If you're going to get a FWB, make sure she's uglier than you. It also helps if they have a shitty personality.
I've had a few. In my experience, it's kind of a race to see who develops feelings first.
If she does and you don't, it gets weird and you break it off. This has happened 3 times for me.
If you do and she doesn't, it gets weird and you hurt for a while, probably end up hung up on her. Sort of in this right now.
Or, you guys both develop feelings and end up dating, I've had this happen once.
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How can you get someone online to send you money for more booze?
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Just ask the government like every other porch monkey.
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How can you get someone online to send you money for enough drugs to OD on?
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>>35663163
This is very easy to do even over the clearnet. China has no problem helping us kill ourselves as long as we pay them for it