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>complains about not being able to get gf
>mentally ill and no social skills
Even if you got a gf you fucking faggot what would you even do around her? Sit there in awkward silence? Talk about your favorite anime? You're lazy and think your social skills are set in stone. Get out there and talk to people. Practice makes perfect.
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Exactly.
I did get a GF (now it's a LDR) and while it was good at first and the best time of my life, my personality eventually caught up and it's been a nightmare since.
>know that I'm not good enough and incapable to keep it going
>still love her
>days consist of me alternating between desperate thoughts wishing for death and thoughts about how lovely it was with her and what I'm going to lose
I mean, if you have a will to improve yourself after you have one, go for it. But otherwise don't expect that having a GF wil lfix your problems.
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You know how awkward and painful robots find social interaction and how normies view robots who attempt to interact. Might as well say just chop your hand off it's so easy.
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>>35664564
Yeah and the thing is I don't really want very much human interaction anyways, like the idea of someone trying to text me all day and shit sounds really annoying.
I can't even imagine living with someone I can't just sperg out in front of like mammy
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>Tries to lose weight
>Gains weight instead
I know you're reading this tubby. How does it feel to fail at everything you do?
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>>35664542
>Tries to gain weight
>Loses weight instead
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>>35664573
Oats, gomad, and squats m'lad
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>>35664620
>Gomad
what is this?
Orangutan
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>I'll never be put in a chastity cage and have to smell and worship cute girl feet for hours on endI had a wet dream about this very scenario
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>"Maybe I'll let you out if you lick them clean, anon. Maybe."
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>"Don't forget to lick up all the salt in between my toes, too."
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>"I just took my flats off, anon. They're probably really smelly. But if you even want me to think about letting you out, you better start sniffing. Deeply"
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About 4-6 hours ago by my girlfriend of a little over 1 year decided to end things
she was my best friend and for a long while until recently she was my only friend
she said she wasn't happy anymore, that she hadn't been for a while
she said some things that really stung but she had every right to say
I'm trying to understand how I'm feeling, on one hand I'm shattered and in pieces but on the other I feel like it's the best this way, so she can be happy
I still love her, I don't know how long it'll take for me to stop loving her, if I ever will
It's so weird, it came kind of out of nowhere, sure there had been ups and downs, probably more downs than ups, but last night while we were having our usual nightime/sleepytime call everything seemed fine, it didn't feel like there was anything looming over the horizon
S, if you're reading this I wish you would've let me know about how you had been feeling about us, I always tried my best to be better for you, I'm sorry if you felt like you were forcing your ideals onto me or something, I never felt forced into change. Have the best possible life you can, don't let people step over and use you.
I guess this is the letter you would ask for but I never gave.
-T
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>>35664435
some advice, don't talk to her for at least 6 months and don't look at any of her social media. from experience, this is the bast thing you could for yourself to minimize your emotional turmoil and prevent you from embarrassing yourself.
i know you won't follow my advice, but i promise it's the best thing to do
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>>35664435
Don't bottle it up like I did. I ended up super angry and depressed for like a year instead of healthily dealing with it. It's no one's fault. It just didn't work out. Don't ever contact her again. Just let dead things lie and move on with your life. She belongs to the ages now.
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Cut her off completely. Delete her number, throw away any momentos, destroy pictures of her, completely wipe out any evidence of her existence.
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So /r9k/, you are given a choice for a wife. Riki Lindhome (left), or Kate Micucci (right).
They are both musicians and comedians.
Riki's Pros:
>Okay tits but not big enough to fuck
>Nice smile and voice
Dresses well and can help you pick clothes
>Not very SJW, will laugh at offensive jokes, but does care
>Can play guitar and will happily teach you if you want
>Doesn't cook but gets takeout and goes to restaurants frequently and pays for you
>Cleans the house occasionally but only about half the time
Riki's Cons:
>Always touring, home for 8 months a year
>Invites SJW female comedian friends over
>Only drinks champagne and wine
>Watch chick flicks with her frequently if you want sex
>Some arguments
Kate's Pros:
>Can draw really well, can teach you
>Qt face and hair
>Extremely nice and won't argue as much as Riki
>Will take you to comedy clubs
>Will teach you ukelele if you want
>Cleans frequently and good cook
>Home a little more than Riki, 9 1/2 months a year
Kate's Cons:
>Tits and ass are flat
>Nasally voice but you'll get used to it
>A little more SJW than Riki
>A little insecure
>Doesn't drink at all but smokes weed
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>>35664427
Left you idiot
Right looks like some sort of retard
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>>35664470
Left is a little more bitchy though. Right is extremely nice and argues less
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Garfunkel or Oates? I'd say riki
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Where do I stand in men's eyes?
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I work full-time at a desk job M-F 8-5. I work for the government and make about $69k per year. I don't have much room for growth, and I applied for a promotion in October and am still being processed (government hiring freeze). I am 23 years old. I don't like my job, it is boring, but I get excellent benefits (1 month of time off per year, 12 holidays off per year, PPO health insurance, pension, and 6 months of unpaid maternity leave).
My goal in life is to have a little family and work part-time and mostly focus on the home. But in order to do so, I need to attract a financially capable man, and I need to prove I am not a gold digger, which I am not. I just can't handle too much stress. I wake up at 5:30, leave the house at 7, come home at 6, eat dinner and exercise, and spend my time after work trying to draw or knit or something or reading a book. I find this routine to be enough for me to handle. I live with my parents so if I cannot do something, my mom, who is a SAHM helps.
I see working mothers where I work, and they are exhausted.I can't handle the stress of waking up at 5, rushing to get the kids ready and cooking breakfast, rushing the kids to school, rushing not to be late to work, sitting at a desk all day, rushing home, cooking dinner, feeding the kids and helping with homework, cleaning the house and keeping the kids entertained, then going to bed. I would get fat due to lack of time from exercise. I would be stressed out and moody all the time.
I don't think I make enough money to appeal to a man. Even though I make $69k a year BEFORE taxes, AFTER taxes I only get like $1600 a paycheck. I live in a high-cost area. Rent is over $2000 a month. If I were to move out of my parents house, I would only be able to save like $200 a month.
What do I do? What do men think of me? Should I strive to become a doctor so I can make a good living and attract a successful man? My uncle is a doctor but he went to school abroad and had no student debt.
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>>35664400
>Where do I stand in men's eyes?
Two questions:
>1.) Why do you care?
>2.) Of all places, why come to /r9k/?
Literally anywhere else would be better to ask this question, /r9k/ will hate you just because you're a woman.
>Should I strive to become a doctor
Yes, self improvement is a good thing.
>so I can...attract a successful man?
You should really do it for a better reason than that.
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Also I am a KHV. I look kind of like the girl in the OP picture except for slimmer and with big boobs which is clearly ugly and obese to men. I don't get male attention or anything and I never had a boyfriend before. While I am trying to lose weight, I HAVE seen fatter and uglier girls get male attention. tons of male attention.
I am not a feminist or SJW at all. I am traditional and family oriented kind of like Yumi King but less unique.
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>>35664467
Where else should I go?
Reddit?
Girls ask guys?
There is literally no other place to ask.
I don't want to become a doctor for any other reason. If I were to chase my dreams, I wouldn't have even studied for my stable career in college. I would become a school teacher of some sort in a unique school like a Waldorf school and try to change the educational system (unlikely and with low pay), or run a clothing business (lots of competition and low pay) or be a film maker (same problem) or run a nonprofit (again lots of competition and low pay).
All of the jobs I listed as my true dreams don't pay enough and are not stable. Men want money and stability, at least the marriage worthy ones, as I look for a man who is stable and successful (not rich) myself.
I seriously hope none of you still tie your shoes like this
It's time to grow up.
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Who /velcro/ master race here?
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I do. Every day, in fact.
What are you gonna do about it?
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>>35664421
Only normies wear shoes
GET THE FUCK OFF MY BOARD NOW OUT OUT OUT
Who is you're alt-rightfu?
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The Tuck
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>>35664364
I only see two members of the alt right in this picture
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>>35664364
gavin mcanus
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>mom comes back from tesco
>bought two big chocolate cream cakes
>"anon you have to eat those fast, they were reduced to clear and expire in two days"
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>no, I won't
Problem solved, thank me later
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that's just a scam so you throw it away and buy more food, it'll be good for 5-7 days at least
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>>35664346
Hahahaha lmao anon is the house's trash can xdxdxd
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>Want to get my boipussy pounded
>Afraid of rejection
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i'll gladly pound you all over you degenerate sexual deviant with endocrine issues
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>want to suck a juicy dick
>afraid of stds
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p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-p-post f-face
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Would you send a suicidal person money to help fund their suicide if you knew you wouldn't face any legal recourse?
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Their suicide, their problem.
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too worried they'd take my money and end up not wanting to die after they have a bunch of it in their bank account
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>>35664324
What if this person has no money or source of income? The only free way to off yourself is either painful, uncomfortable, or has the potential to harm others. Have you no compassion at all?
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Friendly reminder that if you get a job and stop being a NEET your chances to find a qt gf increases by 1000%, so what are you waiting for? It's time to take the first step into adulthood!
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Wageslave here.
Do NOT listen to op. Now I just have the worst aspects of being a neet combined with the worst aspects of being a wagecuck.
My coworkers dont talk to me and always seem annoyed whenever I ask a question.
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>>35664260
>tfw ate lunch by myself during lunch break when I was a wageslave
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>>35664293
Seriously, working sucks.
It was over for me when I said I had no social media, i dont watch tv and i have no hobbies. Im a freak and I wish i could go back to neetdom
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Who /Merchandiser here? I know there's alot of robots who do this
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>>35664113
Also glorified stock boy here. Longest job I've held at 2 years.
Still here because one part too scared to quick cause even though I wanna kill myself every morning it's more comfy than past jobs, and one part every time I search for jobs they all require people skills I do not have.
I only make 9.27 per hour though and when I hit the two years mark in a couple days I'll probably only go up to around 9.50. So I'm pretty broke most of the time.
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>>35664113
Who in Jenkins is this girl
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>>35664352
A tumblr lesbian. That gif is about a year old, this is what she looks like now.
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hey /cgl/ here, I asked why do men hate us girls who are into nerd stuff and I was redirected to this board
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Baka in a cup.
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Leave. No girls here.
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>>35664101
Because you're disgusting roleplaying faggots, and the few women that actually cosplay have absolutely no real interest in "nerd stuff" beyond having hordes of beta fucktards slobbering over their b cups.
I want to talk about breakups and dates that didnt go well. Basically everything wrong that went with you guys and the people you dated
I know this place is infested with neets, virgins, people who've never been in a relationship etc. etc.
But what about us? Who are neither neets nor normies...but some shitty thing in between
Here is my autistic story. I just want to know if it gets better...
>go out for my birthday with couple of friends
>pretty drunk and happy for a change
>my best friend introduces me to his random friend from college
>literally 9/10 stacey
>thought she was too good for me so didnt make any moves
>had a fun time with her anyway
>day later, told my best friend that I really liked her and cant stop thinking about her
>he tolds me that she'll be in some small, private new years eve party and that I'm invited to come
>go to the new years eve party, nervous as fuck
>she will probably make out with some Chad and I'll have to watch it all, drinking in some corner by myself
>luckily no Chads in that small party, more girls than guys
>still ignoring her because she's too pretty for me
>drink after drink I started talking to her
>told her that she's the prettiest girl in the room slowly leaning for a kiss
>"hihi anon stop, I dont want to rush"
>sadly lean back knowing it was too good to be true
>she smiles and kisses me
At this point I couldn't believe this was happening to me. It all felt too much, the pressure of fucking it up was too big. It seriously felt like a dream.
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>few days later I ask her out
>pressure was enormous
>first date awkward as fuck, full beta mode on
>leaned for a kiss at the completely wrong time and got rejected
>tried to turn it into a joke when messaging her but there is a high chance I completely fucked it up
>second date was better
>we kissed but I was still a fucking shy beta with no alcohol in my blood to be some "fun" and "outgoing" guy
>heared from my friends that she talked about me, how I try too hard and agree with everything she says etc.
>start bombarding her with creepy messages because you are an autist who doesnt know how to talk with girls
>stop talking, its over like I thought it would be from the beginning
>2 months pass
>see her picture on jewbook how she's happy with her friends
>I'm alone in my room typing this and getting drunk
why the fuck cant I be normal? will some girl ever like me even thought I am a huge autistic introvert thats too shy for everything unless he's drunk? What about you anons?
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>>35664084
>but what about us who aren't robots
There's this site called Reddit. I hear it's great for non-robots. There's also this board called /b/ on 4chan. I hear it's great for normies as well.
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I bet I dont even cross her mind while I spend hours thinking about her
>>35664127
/b/ is cancer with all porn. Fuck redidt as well. There is literally no place for us, half robots if you will
Browsing /r9k/ I saw a lot of people who can at least relate to this