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Please expIain

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>>35666562
is that spurdo

>>35666590
imagine being so detached from reality

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>>35666497
Yes, but you're a special kind of stupid,

>>35666497
PPSH. Hell of a shotgun.

>>35666497
Until I meet a girl that actually has the same interests as me ill be freind her, but I haven't so I have no reason to befriend them.

To filter out a small amount of betas at then very least

>>35666496
I hate sluts.

>>35666661
>>35666496
yeah it is a shit test. they want hookups. it just saves time from men who are too pussy to ask for it anyways or be socially clever about asking for it. i got a bj from a girl on the first date who said no hookups in her bio

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>see a thread I genuinely like
>archived

>>35666491
>make funny/witty posts in a thread
>no one else finds it funny

Damn it.

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>>35666491
>Post in a pretty active thread
>Suddenly thread dies

Sorry I guess

That poor victim of child abuse, he must be traumatized.

What an absolute alpha.

>>35666453
I could pay off the rest of my student debt with that money. Lucky bastard.

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>>35666341
>tfw everyone is spoiling the new gorillaz album for themselves with so shitty tech vids

Anyone NEET and wants to improve their situation?

Some good apprenticeships out there for you!

https://www.findapprenticeship.service.gov.uk/apprenticeship/-47231

In 14 months, you could be earning a salary!

>>35666341

How did we let the catalog go without a britfeel for a few seconds? Disgrace

Anyway britfeel, what book had the most profound effect on you of all?

What are you reading at the time?

>group of close friends irl
>every time I'm with them wish I were alone
>spend 90% of my days being alone by choice

>>35666437
https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/0199219869/ref=mp_s_a_1_5?ie=UTF8&qid=1490037421&sr=8-5&pi=SL75_QL70&keywords=number+theory

No anon gives me the time of the day.

>>35666194
he got gf now

>>35666528
I remember he got caught lying about getting a gf twice in the past. Do you have any legit proof?

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Wait, you mean to tell me im not the only ONE??

>>35666326
we share our pains brother

>>35666189
You like men?
Or are you a man who acts like a woman?

>>35666188

you can bombard us with this nonsense all you want anon, but please dont use the word 'therefore' when there isnt a single causal ink in your words.

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is that taoism?
original

>>35666188
>Therefore the sage is devoted to non action

I don't understand. help me please, anon.

>>35666187
>5'2 guy
If you're under 5'9" you are not a man. You are a woman, so being attracted to men makes you straight.

>>35666187
Straight. Or a gay midget whichever suits you better.

>>35666337
wouldnt it be a biological advantage to be short

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>think about the complete and total bliss of childhood
>summer evenings playing outside while mom made dinner
>the smell of walking into the building on the first day of school
>feeling like parents were invincible
>family trips
>all night N64 sessions on the weekends with best friends
>the excitement of birthdays
>the joy of Christmas time
>the way video games provided complete happiness and satisfaction rather than an increasing awareness of them being a distraction from the real world
>giving no shits about having a gf
>oblivious to the anxious, lonely, disappointing mess of a man I'd become
>try not to cry

>>35666794
Thats really well put, i feel the same way man

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>it's an anon remembers playing cs 1.6 poolday servers as care free as could be

>>35666139
They do.

Usually two or three Chads that they reply to group texts to.

>every girl has a Chad
Has? No.

Had? Absolutely. You'll never get any fresh fruit in today's market.

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>>35666139
Get the fuck off /r9k/, you retard. This place is pure cancer for any true robot.

>>35666135
>I know that deep down you all know this, but it's just too much work for your pathetic asses.

pretty much desu

>tv star
>same as autistic NEET

Sure but if their face us ugly they've got nothing.
I went to pic related left to normal in a year and a half and i didin't buff, just lost and it's a great change.

Start working out and dieting.

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>>35666054
>her
you can't be serious

Please can someone help me out...anyone seriously I like this girl a lot and I'm pretty sure she's in my league but can someone atleast guide me through on what to say to her

>>35666218
Nothing anyone tells you here will be helpful op. The one and only thing you can do is just talk to her like she's any other person


Literally the "just be yourself" meme is real and works

Fucking think about it if you be yourself and it doesn't work out obviously it would have been a shitty relationship because you have nothing in common