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I'm 23 years old collegefag (turning 24 this August). Do you think I'm getting too old to be a proper school shooter? Serious question.
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Cho was 23. If you're too worried about your age to shoot up a school, I don't really know what to tell you. I feel like you'd have a lot of internal dialogue about an issue like that and none of it should revolve around age.
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>>35667138
the older you get the less you are stylish, edgy teen and more psycho ideological murderer
I dunno if this suits you
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Just follow your dreams, anon.

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Do you get "pornography addiction" as the first result? Or is it just me?
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>>35666996
Don't worry its not just you
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I got thiS famalslaal
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Nope, it's just a big list of porn websites.
Because I'm not a cuck, and I don't use google.

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Robots,

One question for you all.
I've been feeling like " this " for about six months now and now I'm going to tell you what that "this" means.

By "this" I mean that I've been like "gone", I'm always in thought. Most of the time I think: " Why are we here," and "We are meaningless," and "Why are we "we"." Those were just a few examples. I just feel like we as a human race are meaningless, planet Earth is meaningless.
Nobody cares if we were here, we are just a peck of dust in the vast universe.

I just can't seem to find anyone who questions that kind of stuff.
I'm starting to wonder, if I've "red-pilled" myself or just depressed, maybe even just nihilist.
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Oh yeah, the cosmicism red pill.
Most normies will push all those thoughts to the back of their heads or wall them out with religious bs.
You are right, we mean nothing and will eventually dissappear whithout any trace, but that doesn't mean you can't enjoy the here and now.
Forget about any "grand purpose" bs and just enjoy the little time your conciousness exists.
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>>35666976

Why do you think being small and totally insignificant to the universe makes us meaningless? In that context, we are.

But we also give ourselves meaning. Our stupid mundane bullshit is very meaningful to us and we think our lives are very precious, usually.
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first of all, you are not a collective consciousness.
secondly, you have to understand what and why you feel the ways you do.
thirdly, you need to do something about those insights or the symptoms of this will get worse

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who else is now isolated from their only friends due to discord being down?
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>>35666958
I wish I had friends to be isolated from.
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tfw no friends online or irl
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>>35666958
Studying overseas sucks desu. It's like 7 hours behind all my old friends.

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Is it okay for boys to wear lipstick?
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>>35666930
I wear a little bit, I don't think it's a big deal really
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>>35667000
red or black?


giggo liggo
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>>35666930
Not if you are wearing normie fashion

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What are you smoking today, robots?

Slowly but surely making my way through a pack of Marlboro Gold. Thinking of making the switch to Camel Blues for my next pack.

Other Topics
>How much do you smoke per day?
>Reasons for smoking
>Any progress quitting?
>favorite brands
>favorite lighters
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>>35666835

Aw yeah, a thread for people with black lungs.
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>>35666835
>What are you smoking today, robots?
pic related

>>How much do you smoke per day?
7
>>Reasons for smoking
Boredom and I want to stop gaining weight
>>Any progress quitting?
Down to 2-3 packs a month
>>favorite brands
RUBA GOLD
TIVOLI
WINSTON
w/ shag
VAN NELLE
JPS
>>favorite lighters
Zippo(have 2. 1 gold, 1 silver)
Bic
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>>35666835
Camels are heavy and I developed a long ass cough from smoking them for about three months. I stick to 27s or Parliaments.

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>"Hey anon, you remind me of Sheldon from The Big Bang Theory!"
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>>35666827
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1yzoiUIGGs
yes
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>>35666859
>Filthy Frank

Back to r/4chan
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>>35666827
>tfw actually a theoretical physicist
>tfw everyone always say "oh like Sheldon" whenever I tell them
>tfw even my parents fucking do it.

You don't know the paint I'm in anon. YOU JUST DON'T KNOW.

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Who /always pissed off/ here?
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>>35666815
It makes my stomach hurt
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>punch someone
>they dont feel anything
>punch something when angry
>the computer, the desk and the floor are destroyed
>the family that lives downstairs was also ripped in half
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I just beat up my practice girlfriend for the fourth time

on a roll

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My BF says that I am /r9k/'s dream girl, but I'm not sure what he means...

>short, healthy weight, but chubby
>pale white skin, many freckles condenced in areas like cheeks, lips, knees, and elbows
>natural red hair and shit brown eyes
>anti-feminist, in touch with my "natural instincts" (gardening, cooking, nurturing) because fuck feminism I enjoy being feminine and submissive
>artist and musician
>dumb as a fuckin rock and sleeps all the time
>smokes weed, fucks, and cuddles
>collects stuffed animals
>shit at video games, only play support
>will give you my bacon and pepperoni because I don't eat pig

He came from here, so is he just bullshitting to make me smile or is he really one of the lucky ones here?
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>>35666807
>chubby
Only downside. Everything else? /r9k/'s wet dream
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>>35666807
You like a cute girl (male) but
>dumb as a fuckin rock

Deal breaker.
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please be my gf

leave contact info pls

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Is joining a cult a good way of meeting qts /r9k/?
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Sure it is, and the icing on top? You know you'll spend the rest of your lives together.
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>>35667163
You've obviously have never been in a cult. People get separated into fractions all the time.
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It's a good way of meeting the true nature of reality which will free you from ever desiring anything material, including a qt gf

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ITT: ask a robot turned turbochad anything
>pic related
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he isn't doing himself any favours with those glasses and that terrible bowl cut

also theres a picture of him with a couple of girls so anti self-improvement fags btfo
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There was this guy on the lacrosse who was legitimately a genius and was ripped as fuck. But he was also an ugly manlet so he could only date asians and fatties. We used to joke that God made him ugly to be fair to the rest of us.

In retrospect that was pretty mean.
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Stick sharpie in pooper

timestamp for proof

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Anons, can you do something for me? Go now to the bathroom, sit on the toilet, get some paper and wipe your arse. And when I say wipe, I mean get a finger in there a little bit. Then tell me whether there's any poop on the toilet paper.
This is absolutely not sexual, I just want to know.
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No poop, why? What's up?
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No poop on the paper for me as well.
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>>35666731
Sometimes when I've been holding in farts a lot or have just sat on the toilet to fart, it's a tiny bit shitty, that's all. When I say it like that it's kind of obvious though really

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>Iiving in America
>having easy access to guns
>not killing yourself

How do you American robots do it?
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>>35666593
The police are supposed to do it for you.
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The natural instinct of self preservation is pretty strong, believe it or not.
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Why commit suicide when you can commit homicide

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>my high school sweetheart of 8 years dumped me after graduating out of pharmacy school and getting a good paying job
>we were engaged for two years and he told me we were getting married once he graduated.

EIGHT YEARS OF MY LIFE. I COOKED FOR HIM, LOVED HIM, COMFORTED HIM WHEN HE WAS STRESSED. WE WERE BEST FRIENDS BUT HE LEFT ME
GONE
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Get fucking rekt, roastie whore
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>>35666580
hhahaha how did you fuck it all up?

loser
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>>35666580
Rare i feel bad for a rostie but thats pretty harsh
I'm sure theres things you are leaving out of the story though

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Anyone else feel like it was MUCH easier to get laid just 5-10 years ago? This is a common thing mentioned on pua forums, that since the advent of the smartphone, and especially tinder, that the game is fucked now and you should just leave the anglosphere if you wanna get laid.

This is perhaps more applicable to oldfags though.
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>>35666533
i dont know about other countries, but sex has been on the decline in america for decades, so it has to be getting harder to get laid

>https://arstechnica.com/science/2017/03/americans-sex-lives-have-gone-limp-lovemaking-fell-15-since-the-90s/
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>>35666533

I wouldn't be a good judge of this because I grew up in LA (large horny Mexican area) and lost my virginity at 12 to a 14 year old Mexican girl. I have fucked the same 3 Hispanic girls for a year now, none of them know about the other. All of them are FWB type situation and I fuck all 3 raw. I feel like in ways it's easier to fuck decent looking chicks but harder to fuck hot chicks unless you're Chad, which me being 5'5 am not.
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>>35666533
The more power women get as a gender, the harder it will get to get laid. In an amazonian matriarchal dictatorship every single men, except a select handful of Maximum Turbo-Chads are completely chaste slave workers. The Chads are being milked for sperm 24/7 to fertilize the women. Sex would be purely lesbian.

This is what feminists want. This is why women should NOT, under any circumstances, have any rights.

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