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how do you keep keep your memes? how do you categorize them? how many you've got? what do mainly you collect?
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>not using personal booru
>current year +2
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my collection here
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also mine
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anyone else here eats the same thing every day? 2017-03-20 08:18:09 Post No.35667768
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anyone else here eats the same thing every day?
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I only eat white pastas with tomato sauce and salt every single day and nothing else.
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>>35667768
I eat either spaghetti, a spicy shrimp pasta, alfredo with or without chicken, burgers, fast food, or red baron pizzas. I typically eat one of these meals on the same day every week. Like Sundays are for fast food; Friday/Saturday for red baron pizza.
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>>35668252
sounds comfy robro
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I eat a healthy dose of dick daily
Mhhhmmmm hmmmmh mmmmhhmm
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fuck lads, 2 days ago I had the most horrific experience of my life
>be me in Iceland, good looking italian guy but i'm 173cm (5'8) tall
>hit the club with my friends who are here in vacation with me
>every fucking girl is wearing heels and only about 2 in 10 is shorter than me
>spend the rest of the night being invisible to women, with 6'4+ tall icelandic chads walking next to me all the time
I'm never travelling to a nordic country again. I didn't feel the manlet pill as much back in my home country but it's awful here. Shout outs to all my sub 5'10 brothers who live in the netherlands / scandinavia
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i am a 178cm asian guy and i want to visit iceland
should i just not
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I'm 6'2. I don't think I'll ever really understand how you guys feel. I was short until I grew a fucking foot in a year back when I was a freshman.
How do you guys deal with being shorter than a lot of women?
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>m-mediterranean masterrace!!
top lel you short ass faggots
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>considers himself smart
>is bad at math
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I have an IQ of 142 and I unironically failed Algebra II. Maybe it's because I discovered the joys of Rum+Coke when I was 12.
You know what I'm doing now? Drinking more rum and coke. IQ is a meme.
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>>35667808
>142
according to what?
free online tests don't count
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>>35667743
Shit happens when you're depressed, don't listen to the teacher and don't study at all. It's awful going from never having to had put in effort to get straight As to having to put in some amount of effort.
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How do you get friends IRL?
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>>35667719
>How do you get friends IRL?
Be around as more people as possible. In that way you'll be able to locate people with similar interests.
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Be attractive, have a warm smile, be polite but know how to banter appropriately with normies. Being twofaced helps deal with normie BS.
Coworkers, neighbors, or random people in stores or at bars and what not. Just strike up a conversation with someone next to you if you seem something interesting about them or something around you.
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>>35667753
>people with similar interests.
My interests are no ones fucking business what the fuck?! What does that have to do with making friends?
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Who /trashcan/ here?
>Have had over 10 boyfriends
>Lost count of how many times I've had sex
>Reaching the wall stage
>Emotional issues
>Drug addiction
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it makes me unspeakably happy that you're suffering
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There will always be some poor slob to lick up the scraps. Even if you're 400 lbs.
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can you be r9ks trashcan and we can use you?
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w-what does it mean if a girl rests her head on your shoulder ? d-does she want to fuck ?
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>>35667645
It means you are a beta orbiter of the highest order.
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that's like step 3 in the 'how to get a beta orbiter' handbook
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>>35667645
When she tells you she wants to fuck means she wants to fuck. Anything else and she sees you as a beta orbiter
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Y-btEg0fU8
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>>35667554
I cant stop reading the comments im laughing so hard holy shit.
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>>35667792
originamy
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>>35667792
>>35667838
Better crop
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>be me, fat pig
>after a long day playing vidyas and eating oily juicy tendies that my loving American mother made specifically for his big boy (me)
>mommy comes to my dungeon cave, face with disgust from the odour that my lovely fatty body is expelling and my room in general
>putrefied spaghetti with marinara sauce and other normie food
>mommy knows big boy doesn't like normie food
>I hiss and screech from the bottom of my covered in cholesterol guts when mommy turn on the light in my dank man cave
>"anon go shower now, so lazy and fat you can't even shower"
>big greasy boy don't want to m'lady, I say
>"anon for fuck sake, not again!"
>I took pity on you this time, I'll go shower now, my majesty, I pridefully exclaimed bowing myself and tipping my fedora
>sudden and brilliant idea, me take the plastic chair in the shower and finish my tendies made from class A materials
>I shower hot
>plastic starts expanding, plastic chair has holes in it
>my big gullaby balls start slipping through these holes
>all the fat from my upper body is helping it go easier
>suddenly everything went quiet, my balls have been captured by a normie factory plastic chair
>this is not over, but firstly I must get out here
>I call mommy again, to help me
>as she sees me she screams out of terror seeing my deformed balls with diabetes, I scream, my sister Stacey screams and takes pics with iphone
>calls 911
>they come and start laughing, in the meantime Stacey is sharing and making it viral on Facebook and Instagram
>I cried myself to sleep
>I want to die
What do now robots? What's standard procedure?
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>>35667407
>plastic starts expanding, plastic chair has holes in it
>my big gullaby balls start slipping through these holes
>all the fat from my upper body is helping it go easier
>suddenly everything went quiet, my balls have been captured by a normie factory plastic chair
>this is not over, but firstly I must get out here
>I call mommy again, to help me
>as she sees me she screams out of terror seeing my deformed balls with diabetes, I scream, my sister Stacey screams and takes pics with iphone
What the fuck am I reading?
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Burn some of your good boy blubber to generate heat to warm up the chair and make it expand again
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>my deformed balls with diabetes
My fucking sides.
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How the fuck do NEETs not get bored ?. I'm day 8 into my time off work and can't be fucked leaving bed
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>>35667394
Imagine that every day for 5 years. That's how neets feel.
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It's their personality type. I can't stand not having something to do. If I don't have work or school, I try find things to do to occupy my time. Self improvement, home improvement, and so on.
They are content doing nothing. Well that's a gross generalization, some are NEETs as they have just given up on life and just end up in depression wasting away in vices. Others are rich NEETs who blow their money for shits and giggles.
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>>35667468
>I can't stand not having something to do. If I don't have work or school, I try find things to do to occupy my time.
>hi normie
gtfo
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Do you guys have any suggestions for turn-based rpgs? I'm really looking for games similar to Lord of the Rings The Third Age. I know that based on that combat system, the next logical step is Final Fantasy X/X-2 and the Final Fantasy series. But what are some other good turn-based rpgs?
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Earthbound, Bravely Default/Second, Wasteland 2, Persona 3/4, SMT 4, and definitely FF X
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>>35667390
I read that Divinity: Original Sin is a good one, but when I looked at it on Steam, it looked like Dota 2. Would anyone you or anyone recommend Divinity?
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The persona games for sure
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>you will never interact with them like you really want to, it'll always be mundane forced shit if anything
>you will never to to parties and get shit faced and effortlessly interact and connect with people and grills
>you will never meet a college girl and have a one night stand with her hours after meeting her
Life could be so beautiful and enjoyable if only we were born with good genetics, aesthetics, and had good social experiences in your upbringing but instead we're mentally ill maladjusted ugly faggots. Fuck existence.
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>good genetics
>Posts the hunchback of winterfell Maise Williams
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I will sniff their BRAPS if its the last thing I do
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>>35667326
Don't know why lots of college girls dress goth-y like this. Not attractive at all but I see it a lot.
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How THE HECK can us black boys compete?
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They're both small?
Original.
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>>35667261
Girl is ugly and the sizes are too close. FAIL
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>>35667280
You are my bitch now.
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Dominatrix girlfriend 2017-03-20 07:52:56 Post No.35667239
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How should I ask my girlfriend (i have not gf currently btw) to lock me in a chastity cage, tease me, have edging sessions where she edges while I am tied up, but never lets me cum, fucks me with a strap-on, and maybe a bit of CBT?
Also when in a relationship would you ask her? Not on a first date I guess, but also not very late into the relationship.
To clarify: I am not looking for a relationship that is purely Mistress/Slave, I would like a normal girlfriend, but to have her dominate me just in out sex life.
What percentage of girls would do that? What percentage of girls have a fetish for these things?
If some of you have experience with a similar relationship, please share.
P.S. I have no girlfriend, so I am still a robot. I am asking because if I receive encouraging answers that give me hope, it might be motivation enough for me to get fit and get a girlfriend. Because currently I don't see it as worth it.
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>femdom fag
Isn't it much faster just to kill yourself?
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>>35667239
>What percentage of girls have a fetish for these things?
probably around 0.1%
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>>35667268
Fuck you!
In everyday life I am submissive in no way and don't take shit from anyone. How does my sexual preference change anything.
Sure, those fucking obsessed guys that want to live their lives as slaves worshiping some random woman and literally eating her shit need to kill themselves though. They don't contribute to society at all.
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Well lads, I'm officially fucking retarded. I just got offered nudes from my extremely long-time crush and I just kept ranting about a dude that's walking a dog which face is melting next to me to the point where she got bored and just left me on seen. Fuck acid, fucking fuck acid, this was my ticket out of this place and I fucked up. Even if I wasn't on acid I'd probably somehow still manage to sperg out. Hold me /bros/...
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>>35667154
Asking for nudes on acid is a bad idea.
Congrats op, not only did you ruin your trip you also ruined your shot with the roastie
What a waste of such a good drug
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>>35667224
I didn't ask for nudes, we were just chatting and she was like hey, I made a hickey on my boobs wanna see? And I just fucked it up. Acid is lit tho, it was just a momentary shit feeling and I'm enjoying the hell out of it now, but this memory will sting later
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It's no big deal. If she offered now she'll offer it later. Enjoy your trip bro, don't let it get you down.