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>>35672067
but anon that's a good thing

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>>35672094
>being an autistic opinionated sperg is a good thing

>>35672094
Hahahaha, no, no it's not.

There's standing up for yourself, then there's being a combative dick who makes a lot of enemies and has extremely thin skin, never able to accept the possibility that they're wrong.

I've fluctuated between passive nice guy who lets people walk over him to a standoffish jerk throughout my life, and I can tell you that the later makes me tons of enemies, and the former gets me no respect.

I think it has a great deal to do with my having mild autism, making me unable to distinguish between what's acceptable or what isn't, so I'm either at one extreme or the other.

It's why I've always burned out at jobs extremely quickly and never make it too long, I make enemies.

>You'll never log in and hear elwynn forest theme for the first time again
>you will never see the patchwerk quest mobs on the deadscar for the first time again
>you will never see a character with shoulderpads for the first time again
>you will never see a character in tier armor for the first time again
>you will never join a group for a dungeon and physically travel to it through an entire continent for the first time again
>you will never make a last stand against multiple mobs in a dark cave and make it out alive just barely for the first time again
>you will never loot a rare item for the first time again

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>>35672304
With the right kind of lobotomy, you can do anything for the "first time" again.

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>You will never venture through the Dark Portal for the first time ever again
>You will never gaze out into the purple and gold skies ad feel a rush of amazement and wonder
>You will never feel the max comfy levels of the light rain in Zangarmarsh
>You will never cyber with that cute (fat) blonde at the inn for the first time

Nah I snapped and pinned the chad to the bus wall with my foot on his cock and my back against the other seat.

I slammed the autistic Asian fatty's head between a locker door. His glasses broke and he started bleeding and I got detention.

He's a sergeant in the army now, go figure

>>35672121
good job anon. did you get your ass kicked or what?

Elaborate. What did they say anon? Those shoes look both comfy and functional. Why would they make fun of them?

>>35671997
be honest- how seriously have you considered going back with a gun?

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I'd roast your ass too. Why the fuck are you walking around in toesies you toddler. You really getting better grippage on the ground or some shit? Monkey-ass motherfucker

>>35671945
Normo's only know normo things, OP

They can't fathom why people here can't just be themselves, etc...

It gets their nogging jogging, so to say.

Normies are happy so of course they can't grasp why someone would want to kill themselves... "oh but anon there's so much to live for! friends! sex!"

Most people, when confronted by negative mood/emotions, have the capability whether by not having mental illness or having solid social structures in place, to overcome them and start feeling good again. They can't put themselves in the shoes of someone who is constantly miserable for years, even decades at a time, and I'm not sure it's reasonable to expect them to. They might do a better job empathizing, but I can see why they might not understand.

Right after I started taking SSRI's, I think a month or two in, I would occasionally get waves of euphoria and just feel extremely happy for a few hours. That stopped eventually and I haven't felt happy in a few years.

Happiness is but a memory of the past for me

Beginning of august last year.
The happiness I experience from just spending time with her is greater than I'll ever get from taking drugs and fucking ugly whores. Distractions.

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Dude, I'm a KHHV NEET autist schizo socially awkward brony.

Girls don't get near my dick

>>35671899
Because most women are not worth fucking. What am I going to be left with after the sex, a hollow bitch with no intelligence, lul no.

6 inch cock is attached to an ugly ass face.

>>35671891
Surprisingly faster than /sp/.

>>35671891
From my experience in order from fastest:
>/b/
>/pol/
>/r9k/

>>35671891
It's in the middle.

It's not the tornado of activity that /b/ or /pol/ is, but it's not the snail's pace of some other boards (some of them are hardly even used at all).

It lends itself a lot better to discussion than most other boards due to its pace, though we find a way to flush it down the toilet and not take advantage by all being fucking retarded constantly.

At least you're contributing to society now...

>>35671986
and that's all that matters, isn't it

>>35672404
nothing actually matters
or alternatively whatever you think matters matters

https://youtu.be/-gkibxWr0DY

>>35671861
https://youtu.be/u5CVsCnxyXg

Why do I keep thinking about bananas when thinking about something random.

>>35671861
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l75Z8wil_U

How do I join that chat? Asking for a friend

Because we know what you've done.

>>35671851

Women don't want to cuddle. It's a shit-test. They do that to see if the men they are with will be a soft faggot or not.

When my gf asks me to cuddle, I tell her to go kill herself, since I KNOW she is shit-testing me and I don't feel bad about the time she cried after because those are shit-testing tears.

Because contrary to popular belief /r9k/ has no set meta nor topic of discussion

It's whatever it wants to be

>>35671822
>be me
>hate the greentexting format
>only post that way to mock it
>anon asks why i dont greentext
>i make this post

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>>35671822
>be on /r9k/
>see a thread that isn't about 'transitioning' from a faggot into a bigger faggot or 'just fuck a man already, it's not gay'
>give the thread some green
You're welcome

Be as sedentary as possible and eat a 1500 kcal high-sugar, high-fat, low-protein diet.

>>35671816
Don't masturbate for a week and your libido will literally disappear. If you start masturbating again you're fucked.

Get addicted to opiates. You won't cum for the rest of your life and you won't even care.

>>35671786
Unless you are prepared to truly tell the truth, it's useless.
I've been in and out of therapy since I was a kid and it never helped because I couldn't admit the truth about myself.

>>35671819
You also have to be willing to be receptive towards it. If you're being forced and you just shut down while you're there you won't get anything out of it.

First session is just getting to know each other too, OP

>>35671819
I don't really have any issue with telling the truth, it's pretty obvious I'm a fuckup.

I really don't even know what this guy is, whether he's a therapist or a psychologist or a psychiatrist, my mom made the appointment and she doesn't know either so I'm afraid he'll just be useless. I actually did go somewhere once where the lady couldn't prescribe medication to me but she would ask my doctor to prescribe stuff and he'd sign off on it, I don't know what that's called.

>>35671942
Thank you, I was told if I didn't go I would be kicked out of the house but I really do want to get help and become functional in society

holy fuck those are huge, who is that?

>>35671828
This pls pls

>>35671828
>>35671866
Are you seriously too retarded to reverse image search?