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>>35673536
Should I use bleach or a noose?

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>>35673536
Thank you anon.

I hope your life is going swell

thank you, i will finaly end it all

>>35673465
Yes
Spent a long time in mental hospitals and therapy
Taking my meds every day
Everything is still fucked

i've lost weight and improved my appearance and hygiene

but i cannot fucking break my antisocial behavior. i haven't tried to fix it at all.

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>>35673465
I'm reading about 2 books a month. And I have a job interview tomorrow.

I'll be back on top eventually

I'll never be back on top

>>35673389
Because my head is fucked
No matter what I do my schizophrenia will always be there ruining everything

>>35673389
this is disgusting, go groom subby fucks somewhere else

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>>35673389
Thought that was a cute boy sitting on his lap (glasses are somewhere?). Open thread. Its fucking Subaru and Rem. I thought Re:Zero was long dead...

utilizing the world wide web

>>35673377
right here, I'll be your orbiter

>>35673377
1.) Be attractive, either classically, or in the adorably broken and awkward kind of way.

2.) Don't be fat.

That's about it.

Why? Do you meet the criteria? Do you have orbits available?

because wojack is the superior memay

>>35673373
It's incredibly old and was popular with 10-year-olds in 2011.

Y u no guy is my fav mama meeeme

shut the fuck up you NlGGERS

y'all eatin jelly beans on white plates and shit?

>>35673362
Oh, are you sure there's enough play doh for me to eat, too.

I knew it was safe to eat. All that shit about 'fun to play with, not to eat' was a lie.

J
I know you're here, how are you doing?
S

I want to die. The only thing left is death.

>>35673326
ACTIVATE Bogdanon Bogdanoff Bogdanon Bogdanoff Bogdanon Bogdanoff Bogdanon Bogdanoff Bogdanon Bogdanoff Bogdanon

how did it get that far?

remember, girls are just humans with a vagina

>>35673304
>girls are just humans
stop right there pal, they are no where near human

>>35673344
Okay, mate.

Then consider the set of men (which you equate to humans, but whatever), and add the set of females. Call this humels.

So let me rephrase:

how did it get that far?

remember, girls are just humels with a vagina

>>35673238
replace her

do greentext story

Throw yourself into a hobby. I'm obsessed and have no time to remember my ex.


NEVER CONTACT THEM.

>>35673238
It's difficult but not impossible.
>u should have no images of her at all, not just the cell ones
>completely cut contact, block on all social media, there's no point in having a glance at her IG or whatever it's just gonna give u feels
>find something to love: language, instrument, movies, a new pet rabbit or hamster or puppy or whatever
>focus on bettering urself: don't drink as much, eat healthier, get some sleep
>allow urself to like or crush on someone, at school, work, facebook, it rly helped me to crush on a girl on Facebook I randomly added because she was cute and like memes and the music I liked, when she got in a relationship I literally cried
>tell urself to man up whenever ur ex strays in ur mind, think of Hemingway or some manly Man U admire, remind urself she's probably deepthroating some guy, that some guy is groping her bare ass and closing his eyes as he cums in her mouth, remind urself she doesn't love u

>>35673232
Maybe, look what it did for Jeffrey Dahmer.

Got him motivated to go out and get what he wanted from life.

indubitably, my good sir

>>35673232

It would give me purpose, but unfortunately I can't join due to a medical condition.

>>35673181
Hope that kike whore kills herself.

>>35673181
I love that when anything is said against their bullshit railing we're automatically "butthurt" or some other sad attempt at winning something in their lives.

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Same. I don't even agree with him that much politically, but seeing all these women and fags crying really made my day. In fact, the day he got elected was the only day when I actually felt happy in the last ten years.

>>35673169
Be not creepy, semi funny, and semi attractive.
After that you can learn when/where/etc. to pepper in jokes or say funny shit. Wit's pretty damn hard to pick up but it's doable.

>>35673169
I spent about 8-14 studying comedy (reading shitty joke books and binge watching comedy central)
Sometimes I can be funny, but my own sense of humor is skewed towards anti-jokes now.

I can't offer any advice aside from "different people find different things funny" maybe try being really loud when you're telling a joke and see how they react to it.

>>35673169
I like how the version of that pic, with the screaming face in the bottle and arm of the girl, keep spreading

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>>35673118
A little about us, been ballbusting for 8 years now, met when we were thirteen and i told her my kink. Got her started in it and trained her to be the perfect ballbusting/ gentle femdom gf for me. grew up through junior high, high school, and college.

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I always find stuff ive never seen before when i make this page. usually in ballbusting you see the same stuff again and again thats what makes it such a draw to try it irl so that you can always have something new

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found some more ballbusting stuff

of course she told her. and yes, they are both fucking with you. they're probably in a room together taking pics and laughing at your responses

go ahead and send a dick pic

>>35673108
yes women love to gossip about men

unfortunately if your female friend has even a slight hint of affection for you, or more probable youre her beta cuck orbiter she's going to sabotage it while keeping you in the friend zone on the off chance she can't find a chad before 30 and having to settle for you with the line "anon we've been best friend forever let's try dating" when they hit 30

this is what women do
3dpd not even once

>>35673108
What do you mean she snapped you?

>>35673104
I'm so ashamed, but here goes:
>I once fapped to a picture of cute slender college aged girl in jean shorts and bikini top, she was sitting cross legged in bare feet, she was holding of one of her feet to her mouth and licking one of her ties
>I'm filth kms

>>35673104
I haven't fapped to anything degenerate and I don't deserve anything

>>35673104
depends, are traps or prolapsed assholes more degenerate?