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>My grandad fought in WWII and was part of the development of atomic bombs after the war
>I'm a 30yo autistic NEET with an anime waifu

As long as my oneitis is happy, which she wouldn't be with me.

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>>35674436
NO! NO! NO! THE FEMINAZIS HAVE GOTTEN TO YOU!

Hold still, I'm taking the shot and putting you out of your misery. It will all be over soon.

>>35674320
Abbos everywhere.
Sniffing glue and jenking in every ally.

Lots of 'roos, lots of bats. Anything more exotic you have to actively look for. People don't faint every time they hear "cunt" like they do in the States, but I wouldn't say it's any more common than in the UK or Kiwiland.

Generally high living standards, although the income inequality is pretty high in some places. The natives are trash, the immigrants vary from alright to trash, as do the locals.

>>35674425
OP here.

Is the outback some lawless frontier full of banditos and drifters and 'roos?

>>35674299
Did they make you blow bubbles into water, or test your blood sugar?

Why not Navy?

>>35674299
Are you going in as an officer?

>>35674299
>being a military cuck
>not just joining a private security company and make 6x as much money without risking your life

>>35674244
Hahahhahahahaha yeah. Is it wrong if I don't feel bad about it any longer?

>>35674288
if you don't feel bad about it then its fine

>>35674312
Good point. Why torture yourself and tell yourself negative things? I know other people are uncomfortable with my position. Some people outright loathe me for it. Those are childish things to be concerned with though. Were only living for ourselves. The whole career, wife, house, New cars, kids lifestyle is just a distant pipe dream to me at this point. I wish other anons could just move on.

Looks like the prof is not on your side. Best to kys now to get it over with asap.

Just sit there and be patient, no use trying to calm that shitstorm down, get the credit and leave and don't talk to people

>>35674239
sounds like all my classes

t. columbia uni

>>35674194
If I push this ass off, would you die?

it would probably be extremely painful

>>35674194

A raging erection would happen

>>35674192
Slowly getting addicted to coke. Gf keeps cucking me when we get high. Jokes on her, my souls already dead.

coke good cuck bad, pls act accordingly

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>>35674192
Currently smoking some of the best weed I've ever smoked, pic related.

Past that I used to fuck with addy and coke but these days, my drug of choice is acid. Too bad it's hard to find out here ;-;

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>>35674121
>We post our best pepes
I gotchu.

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>>35674121
I drew this one and it's just okay

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If you guys want quality, here's another

1st for major depression

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I think I should see a therapist about my eating disorder.
The NHS will bully me because it's meme-tier, and private therapy is expensive.

Post waifus if you have them and you're still up.

Rome: total war or Civ 6, what play lads?
Also 3rd for scotch eggs

Isn't there corrective surgery for a lazy eye? Something to look into if it bothers you so much

you can probably get some form of physical therapy for that

You know the drill, femanon.

Tits or gtfo

Never happened to me. No matter how angry he would get at me locking my door, no matter how many times he would question me being in the bathroom for so long, I would never tell the truth. I once smashed an iPod touch against the wall so he couldn't see my degenerate furry porn and hentai. My condolences brother.

did he help u tho?

Post the video he caught you watching.

>>35674033
this girl is very autistic

>>35674033
Kind of autistic. She's not wrong though, gay is degenerate and should not be tolerated.

>>35674033
top tier autism, or top tier satire, can't decide

>>35674010
Because you could easily acquire the Holy Grail that most robots here strive for, a relationship. That's not nearly as true of most robots.

You might not get your ideal relationship, but you could at least get a relationship. In turn, that makes most robots consider it impossible for you to be a robot, and hate you.

Because you have been wanted your entire life just for fucking existing, but it's not enough for you.
The men here have never once felt wanted in their lives. EVER. But you can't comprehend that so you reduce it to "Oh they probably just mean only creepy boys wanted them XDDD"

You're not capable of feeling the same levels of despair. Literally incapable. And yet you have the fucking balls to think you can complain to us and get attention.

>>35674010
There are legions of men who want you. Where are the legions of women whi wat me?

>>35673985
Absolutely not. No tattoos, no weird piercings.

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>>35674005
>Absolutely not. No tattoos, no weird piercings.
honestly same

I do. It's small and it's the only marking or piercing she has. I don't mind it.

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>>35673946
Same thing that always happens to you. It gets ignored.

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>>35674101
oh shit son

original