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>>35679158
>Can I be a gay robot?
yes
you are one of us now

>>35679158
>Can I be a gay robot?
ok

>>35679158
>Can I be a gay robot?
That's the only kind of robot there is.

>>35679096
Not it is because you are black.

>>35679096
I'm asian and I like black males.

HMU.

>meanwhile I'm white and the only pussy interested on me is asian

would definitely change them for a nice black girl with white features.

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I see parents on assberg sharing photos of their young children doing this dab bs and complaining that they don't know what it means, and I can never bring myself to tell them it is miming coughing from smoking concentrated cannabis.

>>35678999
oh shit my B. checked boyo

>>35678999
No myan
You are descending into a bottomless pitt of suffering.
It only gets worst from this point.

>>35678984

OP, I was gonna give you a pity TFW, but you did such an absolutely abysmal job on Lightning McQueen's hat that I can't even pretend you're an autist.

>>35678984
Man, you gave me the feels.
Disney shut down the disney inifinity studio.
I wanted to play the game and collect them figures but now its to late.
I can still collect the figures, i know this, but it is not the same.

So sad

Jokes on you! I'm dressed as a pirate now!

>>35678954
Hell no.
Ore
Gano
Ore
Ginal

>>35678954
No, god no.

>tfw can feel myself going further and further in to degeneracy when I'm at home alone
>Go out and do something normie tier
>fetishes are back to being pretty vanilla
You should go out and meet a friend if you have one

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>>35678954
Rosen makes an entrance!

(And also, hell to the no. Though, that's fine if others would. Just not me and my mom. I hate my whole family, in fact.)

>>35678904
This image is wrong

That penis should be semi hard and dripping with pre cum from that prostate massage

>>35679011
lay off the gay porn

>>35678904
>What do fembots think of the male pussy?
I want to play with one

write about 4 more pages

>>35678899
Oh didn't think about that

pick a topic that will satisfy the teacher no matter what and then write bullshit.
I had a nigress in english and did this with a paper on trayvon martin, she said I was the best writer she's ever had.

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I've know her since I was born

Met her in high school. Didn't go out until 9 years later though. Which is arguably the hardest part of my life to deal with.

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>>35678877
>how did you meet your girlfriend? oh, and tell me cute stuff you guys do/did.
I met my boyfriend on /r9k/

>>35678859
>videomode
problem solved

>>35678859
Jus join a discord and try to talk with the people there.

Ive known this feel. I usually just disconnect anyways after the first 2 minutes. If you dont use any interests youll only get bots so just toss whatever in there. Try R9K maybe.

>>35678837
>I hope like him I can put my pasta in your mouth, babe.

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>>35678837
>mfw it's just pasta with marinara

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"But, like....what do you....do? I mean, how can you...be by yourself all the time? Sorry if I'm being annoying or anything, I just don't understand how anyone can spend all their time alone."

http://vocaroo.com/i/s1zPMqKO4Yyw

>>35678826
>Implying I was ever cool

>>35678845
Your right anon! Your Aren't and should kys your self. HAVE FUN!

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>>35678826
I turned on a light and took an original picture with my phone

It does nothing. The pain still lingers.

fuck koreans
I am not a racist but koreans should never be allowed to marry out of their race

>>35678824
>has a wife
>has a family
>has a future(?)
>has a warm body every morning and night by his side.

non stop victories to me.
as long as people get fixated on appearance , you're bound to be alone forever.

>>35678846
corean is PIG. corea is FUCK!

HA HA HA

What would you prefer to talk about?

I don't play games, watch tv/movies/animu, have a job and live independently.

I'm also too anxious and awkward to talk to strangers on the internet.

>>35678809
You've got to think, this board is really all that you have in common. You don't have a common factor uniting you like you would in real life. As a result, simple icebreakers are the best way to get things started. It also doesn't help that none of us have a whole lot going on in our lives.

You want to build on that as a start, obviously. It's what any human would do, not just robots.

>>35678862
You can ask them what they do all day and they just tell you they play vidya and shitpost. Most of them really don't have anything more to share.

a shitpost
hhhhhhhmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

>>35678798
Honestly my favorite copypasta. Keep it up. I enjoy seeing it in the catalog every day. Much better than trap shit.

>>35678835
>better than trap shit

that's setting the bar pretty low

>>35678795
anoint us

>>35678795
Nigger

Origanal

>>35678795
dissappoint us