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Drink them and post pics
do it fag

>>35681897
give me 100$ and i will

>>35681868
make a nitre bed and make some nitrates

i'II be your daddy

you're more pathetic than your dad, bro.

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>>35681849
I think you have the wrong image of me in mind

>>35681815
r u cute
originolli

>>35681815
>wahhhh be my friend I'm an autistic loser who deserves everything
Kill yourself

>>35681832
Fuck you bully!

>>35681760
what a pointless tremendously ungratifying thing to do. pathetic frog man

>>35681781
>missing the point of the thread this hard

youre new here arent you?

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>go on the /mbti/ thread
>claim one type is superior, and that another one is objectively worse (INTJ usually does the trick)

I am feeling it today, my friend.

>>35681729
They've never been in a socialist country where 50% of your income is stolen by the state to pay for things you disagree, and complain instead about their free job at starbucks not paying enough despite the fact that they would earn less and have less buying power would the US become socialist.

As always, feels over reals.

We should really just do away with income and property tax. You could add a flat 50 cent tax on every purchase and still generate the same amount of tax revenue each year. There's really no point in income tax other than to be am intentional affront to the American worker

Because I enjoy living in a country where an accidental injury does not result in a lawsuit to cover the medical costs.

Unironically fuck it

>>35681709
>teleport behind him and unsheathe my katana
>"normies, GEEETT OOUUUUTT"
>slice him clean in half

That's a guy? Well color me fucking impressed, I did not know it was possible to look this odd.

>>35681618
stop giving this roastie attention
jesus christ she tried framing eggy as a pedophile she literally lives for attention and nothing else

Good luck finding her. Seriously does anyone have ANY idea where she is, or what she is even doing?
How do you simply leave the internet like that?

No. Why are we orbiting some roastie?

Are you autistic??
just fucking look don't ignore problems that how u became a peice of shit to start with

>>35681577
no I don't want to break it I'm going to break it

I also don't think I'll ever be able to change the CPU, I barely got it and the fan on the first time and I never want to do it again

if its just being loud its obviously a fan.
literally open the case and fucking blow on it Jesus Christ you faggots are so pathetic

Eat something then anon

>>35681532
eat a nice sandwich, they've been getting me through the past week,
cheese, tomato, and lettuce. with some salt and pepper
i already feel like i'm losing weight

>>35681564
>cheese

way too many calories no matter how much you're using

>>35681502
What car and year do you drive? Rent is pretty high, you can't live with 3 others for 600-700 a month for a room?

almost 30 grand in bank. no debt, no bills, live with mum.

feels good man

>>35681531
Im a college student with 50k debt will graduate with 60k. I still start salary at 60k. Rent is 500 for a room and my car cost me $850 it's a 1993 Camry that runs strong.

Doesn't exist, but you can take acid and watch all the porn you want for 12 hours.

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Even if you did open an 'interdimensional' wormhole, what makes you think that it would involve anime characters actually wanting to have sexual relations with you?

>>35681484
>become a transhumanist
>wait for life extension technology to come out
>get cryopreserved if you die
>try to not die
>wait billions of years for wormhole technology to come out
>go in a wormhole and hope you get into an anime universe
That's the only way I know how to do it OP. The other option is wait for virtual reality to get advanced enough, but that doesn't involve wormholes.

>>35681449
You're not foolin' anyone.

I'm deadly serious. Gf's are a meme

>Gfs suck guys, honest.
>That's why I have one and have had one for most of my adult life.

>>35681416

i've had this fantasy before.

I decided it would be too difficult so I never did it. wages these days make it hard to afford to rent something on your own, so you'd need to find someone looking for a roommate. You'd probably want to have a decent amount saved up before you go and at least have a car so you have something to live in if it all goes to shit. The second time I moved out of my parents house, I couldn't find a job. I applied all over the place, made phone calls, etc... and never got any serious replies. so you'd have to make sure that wherever you go isn't a college town or all the wageslave jobs will be taken up by students.

it's up to you, but it's a big risk. try to be prepared.

>>35681476
I've done a fair amount of research.

I would look for someone renting out a room in their house/apt on a weekly/month to month basis.

Then, despite me having a degree, my goal would be to get on a payroll. Any sort of payroll.
This will buy me from flexibility since I'll have money coming in and it will buy me some time to learn more about the town and make an informed decision about where I should move permanently.


Des Moines is the city I'm considering.

>>35681416
yes, did exactly this. moved to a remote place completely inaccessible to everyone I ever knew. no family, no friends, no job.

spent over two years almost completely alone wallowing in soul-crushing depression while living off of money I had saved up from a previous job.

minded my own business and spent a lot of time crying and listening to music.

moved back to my hometown after money ran out.

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>>35681387

>Join discord server for robots
>Somebody adds me
>Offer to play video games with him
>he says he's busy
>message him the next day asking again
>No
>keep trying
>No every time
>I just remove him

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>>35681387
>join server posted on r9k
>same 4 people typing
>10 inactive chat channels
>50 idle people in the server

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>>35681409

what's your steam buddy? I'll play with you :')

>>35681366
kill -9 yourself

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package not found

If your run Gentoo, you can compile gf to suit your exact needs, rather than hoping that the binaries work out of the box for you.