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Is it ok if I pay you in rape dollars?

>>39391435
no.

I want to rape your life and make you worship me

>>39391390
I can barely keep up with your silly terms. WTF is a paypig? Is it like a sponsor?

That looks like a fake dick.

>>39391058
Someone should make a pic of a little dick manlet getting skipped and looking sad

I'm sure all those women think that they are victims of "slut shaming" in a "prude society" despite the fact that they face no backlash for posting porn of themselves online and they can get young Chad cock any time they want.

https://youtu.be/Lp3kcHchD1Y Bombtrack - RATM

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1pDQGM9Q_Y

Rebellion https://youtu.be/TAK8KY9shec

>>39390807
>not currently eating pudding

>>39390807
>father of two

T. Normie

>>39390878

>t. underage numale

Go post somewhere else, child.

Get some advice for your profiles on /soc/.

>>39390542
Are you slim/fit, well dressed and have reasonable game?

>>39390581
Oh, that's sounds like a good idea on paper. But wouldn't those normies just bully me?

>>39390518
>has stuff to do
>has college to go to

kill yaself normie

>>39390674
Rudeposters go.
kys/-ie normalfags go.

>>39390715
you go bitch

you aren't a robot if you don't enjoy schaudenfreude

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>tfw 162cm(5'4)

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>manlet
>voicelet
>acne

it's not fair

>>39390549
We're destined to die alone.

>>39390027
i sincerely hope you die tomorrow

>>39390027
Happy bday OP does this make you feel better or worse?

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6

>>39390049
Rolling for the midnight demise

why can't you just care about me the way i care about you

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>>39389982
I've been incredibly lonely since all of my friends and family forgot my birthday. I think it will go away. I have even devolved into shitposting for attention. I'm not very happy.

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to whom it may concern

>tfw 0 friends
>tfw no gf
this loneliness is too much to bear, i have nothing to say but i nontheless want to talk

t. anon

>>39389980
Yeah, i fall for uni meme (have bachelors in physics). Sadly, my pride doesnt let me work minimal wage stuff.

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No way, dude. I always said college was a joke ever since Middle School. Everyone said I was gonna regret it but now I'm just laughing at them

>>39389980
>get degree in something not stupid
>have no debt because not stupid
>get job paying $100k/yr starting
>still free to look down on trades people

>>39389814
considering this is videoporn it must be assumed that it is man's obsession with women eating semen

I'm not gay but god damn I love seeing guys shoot a huge load onto or in a girl. Makes my cock hard

So these are the types of women that complain they can't find no good man, even though legions of cucks and betas are just waiting to marry their maiden slut princess? Haha, that's funny.

>>39389777
If you are truly concerned about that, you should post pic of your face so we can judge. Just Blur out the eyes.

this pic has to be edited?
seriously
what the fuck is that shit lmao
I see better shit in my toilet after heavy alcohol and drug use

>>39389777
i know youll think im trolling but even this ugly ass faggot can get his shit together.
NR1 MAKE MONEY
2 GET NOSE AND EYEBROW SURGERY
3 GET FIT
4 GET A NORMAL HAIRCUT AND FACIAL HAIR
and you wouldn't fucking recognise him

can someone link Ebin's blog real quick

>>39389381
I weight like 1 stone and a half more than that now, my body isn't good though

>>39389407
I know that but I get baited too easily, I can't let it go thinking someone actually is taking pleasure from my defeat. If you repeat something long enough people will start believing it, I wrote in my blog and the first time I "defended" pedophiles over the mass hysteria. Ironically proving my point correct

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>>39389430
STOP DOXXING ME

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cmon anons its lonely in here

bamparino
come and add ur shit niggers

calling in all robotos

>>39389059
how many of you sad fucks are genuinely going to commit suicide?

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>>39389472
Not me, since as I was embracing my grandmother on her deathbed as her consciousness faded, she kissed my cheek and whispered to me "See it all through to the end, I will always be with you, I love you"

>>39389059
Listen to this anon its a fembot also dont suicide M8, buy a hooker fuck women

https://vocaroo.com/i/s1iKbhd6fAb6