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Why not become your own gf?
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>>35682429
because I'm too fucking fat and if I stop eating I'll get too sad to do anything
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>>35682429
hey don't use that pepe anymore use my friend's please
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>>35681880
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>>35682440
>I'm too fucking fat
'THICC' is what they call it now.
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>be me
>be 14 male at that time
>hung out with 3 other guys
>T, S and M
>T and S were dicks
>M was an even bigger dick
>me and the guys were sleeping over at T's place on the trampoline
>M had an idea of meeting two other girls
> we walked out of our small town on a road, it was like midnight and very dark
>i was just walking enjoying the nights sky
>after miles of walking we meet the girls half way
>they were fat
>disappointed.jpg
>we walk back to the direction of our town
>they at least they brought beer that they stole from their parents
>S and T were flirting with the fat chicks
>we were drinking our beer
>i was enjoying the beer
>after two cans each i didnt feel drunk or anything
>then suddenly S started to act as if he were drunk just out of nowhere
>M was also being a dick and fucking around S
> while me and T were just walking and drinking
>S was talking about how he was drunk
> i got tired of his bullshit so i told him "your not drunk S you literally just drank two cans of beer"
>it was 2.6% of alcohol
> then M said "yes he is drunk anon your just jealous because you cant get drunk
>cringed.png
>then M said "ive got weed and your not gonna get any off it"
> i said ok
> i didnt really care because i already know how to get weed
>they didnt know i smoked weed
>then M said "you will never taste weed in your life"
>three days later
M, S and T were busted with weed
>and they were gonna get drug tested every month for a year
>they were in really deep shit
>M told me about it
>and after he told me this
> i started grinning
> M said "whats so funny"
> i started laughing
>then i pulled out a joint and told him
>"too bad, i was going to share this with you guys"
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>>35682376
T, S and M eternally BTFO
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FeelsGood thread, when tards get punished for acting like tards
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if you like my green text storiies ill make more
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we is the new Europeans and shieeeet
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>BLACK and Italian
Imagine the things he does to white pussy.
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thread is being spammed on multiple boards on the site. saged
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>>35682306
>BLACK and Italian
Can't be both, italians are white.
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I told a guy that I'm a fembot and he didn't care. Why? I thought revealing my power level would make people ghost me. I'm a girl, not a trap.
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>>35682233
Because double dub
Fembots aren't real. Now,
>cocks shotgun
Get off my board.
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>>35682233
He already knew.
You type like a girl.
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>>35682233
post stinkhole
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I want someone or a group of people to hang out with in voice on discord or Skype all day
Please be interesting and willing to take me and make me watch whatever anime or play whatever games with you you want me to
I'm a girl(male) that sounds like a girl and I'm tired of dead group discords and people who aren't interesting enough to hold conversation
post contact info and I'll add you
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>>35682223
>girl (male)
>able to hold a conversation
Also you don't sound like a girl.
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>>35682223
Post more Aqua bitch.
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>>35682266
i do, most of the time people get mad at me for being a roastie when i join voice
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>tfw a roach just flew into my room
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concede the room to roach, fly to another room
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>>35682198
it must be hard being greek.
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Kill It before it lays eggs.
I don't get how this has been posted before, I don't know how the fuck does the robot work but it seems you have to post an useless wall of text or stupid made up words like oreganitis oreimo.
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Why are white guys so insecure about even some white girls being attracted to blacks guys? Its either kike porn trickery or daddy issues, which I know there is some truth to it, but I don't think I've ever seen a white guy admit that a white woman might just genuinely be attracted to a black man.
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It's all penis envy
They can't stand being the half the man a dark man is in a womans eyes
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>>35682203
Yeah but you'd think they would be wise enough to know that its all just a myth, hell I'm a black guy with barely 3 inches of dick, but without fail interracial threads turn into a war of penis statistics and anecdotal evidence, and the party hasn't started until jonah falcon has been mentioned, as if his dick is the dick of white men as a collective, its all just so silly.
And I'm sure some of it is true, I bet 90% of white woman want nothing to do with us, but the total denial that any sane white woman could just be plain attracted to black guys is so weird to me, or maybe I've just fallen for the jewish tricks.
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>>35682316
>I'm a black guy
Who would lie on the internet? For what purpose?
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What is egg girl's ethnicity?
>Pic related
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white, maybe Spanish or Italian?
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>Spanish
>Italian
>White
Please leave.
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Retarded
Origenololo
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Do neet houses really exist or is it just a giant meme?
Need to figure out a way to get through life without going outside or directly participating in society.
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What do you mean by NEET houses? There are group homes where they house people with behaviour problems. But generally that's not where you want to be
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idk if this is related but peoples rooms that are well kept and themed like some show room tend to be very long term neets
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>>35682054
there is social housing
if you look around you probably can find some social housing program that fits you
Why would someone spam a board with a picture of a black man like this? Are they trying to be funny? To piss people off?
What did they mean by this?
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because it's funny to fuck with people
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>>35682046
That was me :')
are you perturbed , hehe
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>>35682996
you got the webm from me
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>failed driving test for the fourth time
HOW THE FUCK ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO DO THIS FUCKING SHIT
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>>35682029
If you have anxiety then you're probably using your cortex to drive a care instead of your motor functions and thus failing.
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driving is for normies anon.
take the bus, then you can shitpost to your destination.
Plus sit next to qties and perve at them
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>>35682029
Dont do what you think is right, do what you think the instructor wants.
This is true for everything in a normie's lif
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The fat fuck that plays games for a living has an 8/10 qt girlfriend. What the fuck?
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>>35681987
That's not an 8, turd.
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>>35681987
wow wtf, she's a total babe!? how the hell...
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>>35681987
Fuck off dunkey
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ITT: who was the most overdeveloped tits/ass you ever knew anons? what happened to them?
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>>35681932
>Eleanor
My goodness, that bubble butt was out of this world. Like holyshit tier type of ass
Thanks for giving me a memory boner anon
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Not sure what she's doing now, but we dated as kids
>tfw I fucked the 14 year old town titty cow
>while I was 14 myself
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>>35682683
Please leave
Why do chads love torturing us khvs
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hey guys i would really appreciate it if you forgetted old pepe and use my friend's new pepe for him he asked me to make it a meme.
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Show it to your mommy and daddy not us
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>>35681911
no its not me its my friend's pepe.
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>>35681880
this pepe is great.
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If you get dubs you'll be sent back 10 years in the past next time you wake up. All of your current memories will remain intact. Good luck!
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How about go outside, get a job and a girlfriend
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How can I save 4chan?
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Sweet baby Jaysus I'm rollin'.