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>>35684908
Are you broken anon?
I can help.

>>35684935
I'm broken in every possible way.

I just want to know why this is happening to me. Why did my life go from... just what the fuck is this. How can this possibly be happening? What is reality? How ?

How?

Why?

What?

What the fuck. There is too much madness to process what is going on. It's so abstract, it's so impossible. It's IMPOSSIBLE FOR THIS TO BE HAPPENING TO ANYONE. How is this happening? What exactly is going on?

Everywhere I look I see reflections of myself. In music, videos, movies, art, fashion, your posts. Every post here, the images you guys post.

My entire life was a lie. Every family member, every friend, every lover I have had are in on this. They are all actors. The entire world is fake, a lie meant to provide an illusion to me and me alone. What does that mean? What is going on?

PLEASE.

>>35685080
What the fuck? I think you should call up a mental hospital. You sound like you're having a psychosis. Did you take any drugs?

>>35684687
But where are female storm troopers?

>>35684687
just literally dont fucking put up with these people. be honest and tell them female SM look retarded, it detracts from their whole fucking theme. women NEVER look tough and thats how fucking evolution made it. thats it, they hate fucking facts. refuse to involve yourself with that art at all, dont buy the books if they put that out. and dont play with people who use female astartes.
the whole fucking point of 40k was that its distopian same with WHFB. its kinda fucking silly to interject your autistic need for a 100% egalitarian society where even furry otherkin trannies are allowed in as tech priests.

the people who push this shit are literal fucking emotional animals

>>35684687
wait the artist is a dude

this is a whole new level of cuckoldry, even women don't go this far

>>35684665
If she has Stacy and Chad friends she is probably one . Don't waste your time

Bring a bottle of jack. Normies love liquor so I've heard.

>>35684665
Either drink enough so you losen up or drink so much you dont even remember where you are

Thats the point dude. Its literally a surgery designed by kikes to keep you from jacking off. Thats its purpose. You got an ace one congrats!

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>>35684634
>only born once
>born in a country with no circumcision
>can masturbate wherever i want, whenever i want, with no supplies needed

>>35684634
Tell Joseph to give your foreskin back

>>35684576

This is my dream scenario

Do it for me, I beg of you.

Also, pics of this Stacy needed.

>>35684576
Are you like fucking retarded? Go for it you fag

>>35684576
do it you stupid idiot

they annoy me because they either can't or refuse to do what men do.

they won't touch garbage for some reason, they're deathly afraid of it.
they won't lift a box of anything unless it's weightless, they won't even try.
they won't really spot clean because spot cleaning tends to be really disgusting.
they won't go near a toilet.
they're really out of shape, some of them are so obese that they take up too much physical space and make it impossible to work without molesting their ass every time you need to get by a tight space (kitchen)

they just refuse to do certain things because of mental blocks, it's really bizarre. women are just made up of a bunch of mental blocks that prevents them from doing certain things.
for a job, that's horrible and it's even worse for law enforcement or military.

No shit OP

Womens rights was just a massive scam to boost production and increase profits.

Twice as many people competing for work means decreased wages/less hours.

Women are also heavy consumers of just about everything, they love to spend money and they often don't care about quality, this also reduces the quality of clothing, goods etc.

If women can live independently housing prices also skyrocket, twice as many young people now need a place to live, take your rent/mortgage/housing price and halve it.

On top of this women also vote for meme shit that manages to waste endless sums of money (refugees, "free" health care, higher taxes, clean energy)

>>35684524
>If they were not working /r9k/ face it we would all have jobs
thatnk god they're working

>>35684510
I like your style OP,

i raise you one xkito chillout song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BdCSGjCvaB8&list=PLVAa1_ZtH7aF2mPJKZL2h_UP2tvb_U8Pu&index=6&shuffle=848

>>35684510
Because im a fucking jojo weeb

its got good sountracks, fite me

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xyxOXjZHl9U

today is Bach's birthday
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olW6-jhSgMg

You figured it out OP, well done.

>>35684483
*clap*
*clap*
*clap*

Would you like a biscuit, anon?

fun fact you dont need a exciting life if you are polite and cant talk to people about whatever BS that is on your find that you know what offend them. how is this hard for people?

Show me a self made millionaire who is a beta?

>>35684480

Most millionaires in the tech industry are betas.

Bill gates
Steve wozniak
Elon Musk (he even got cucked 3 times for money)

>>35684466
reproduction is a meme

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>>35684445

lol sounds pretty funny OP

reminds me of this time when I was with a bunch of people, and one girl who was with us kind of drank too much and passed out xD we all poked her boob's and then just finished the night without her. She was ok the next day though!

anyway, sucks for you man. Just go and smoke a fat joint and forget about it :3

Sorry, anon. What happened?

>>35684470


she died obviously :/ duh

>>35684417
I'll do it
Originaldo

>>35684417
i'll be your friend for free. Please don't pay anyone.

>>35684444
Free friends aren't real friends

>>35684411
bottle it up inside until it slowly starts eating away at you

checked

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booze and escapism, usually together

>>35684411
a gf is only great for the first few years.
you would get used to it, just like you get used to everything else over time

also checked

>fap with imagination


It's not going to work like that, anon. You're just imagine porn, you might as well go nofap.

>>35684396
I'll fap thinking of making sweet passionate and loving sex with girls I see. Not the usual degenerate garbage I watch in pornography.

>be a weirdo
>turn into a confident weirdo
Good luck tho

youre on another level my dude

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What matters is on the inside obviously ofc desu. Just be yourselves, faggots.

Idk. Theres a difference between being ugly/born ugly and becoming horribly and painfully disfigured

I'd let her sit on my face, obviously.

"My prayers have been answered.."

>>35684203
>How do you react to this unsettling snafu?
Probably with a stirring in my loins.