why won't everything shut up???
*power line drone sound*
>>35687476
>Warms up the Apache Helicopter
>>35687476
Lain?
More like
LAME
where do i find an autistic gf ?
>>35687467
become a special ed teacher maybe
>>35687554
uhh i-isnt that like, w-wrong ?
>>35687554
This. I'm a special ed teacher at a middle school and it's gotten me laid numerous times
>friend is "depressed"
>help them out, do everything you can
>theyre just "depressed" again the next day/week/month, and they can stop talking to you for any length of time because of their "feeling down"
Man I'd love to say I'm depressed and get free attention from anyone.
>>35687463
why dont you? pretend to be a girl and drown yourself in free shit too. shits cash
>friend becomes depressed
>gets sent to an emergency institution where they have tons of video games, board games, various activities, 24h food and more
>he can relax there for as long as he wants, even gets his own room
>tfw not depressed and dont get government paid spa treatment
>Tfw depressed to the point where I feel dead inside, can hardly function and want to kill myself
>Family tell me to pretty much pull my bootstraps up and try harder
>tfw you can't think of any pre-existing fictional universes (Marvel, DC, fantasy novels, webcomics, etc.) where you would be perceived as being attractive by any characters if you were inserted into it
>tfw universal virgin
anyone else know this feel?
just fuck my shit up eternally
>>35687459
Oh, also any anime too
I don't think there's any media I've looked at where my type of body and skin color is even considered attractive or deserving of a gf/lovin'
>>35687459
67th bumping
wow
>>35687459
DOES NO ONE SERIOUSLY KNOW THIS FEEFEE?
WHAT THE FUCK
WHERE DID ALL THE ROBOTS GO?!??!
>Live.Laugh.Love.
What's a normie motto you hate?
"Everything happens for a reason" is by far the worst imo
"God's not dead"
>"fake it till you make it"
i hate this one.
who here /permefried/ ?
i've been smoking pot everyday since i was 14 and i'm now 22. my short term memory is shit.
>>35687415
started when i was 12 and I am 20 now.
I feel booze has a larger effect then cannibus.
But I thought there were no negative side effects of weed...
>>35687415
Have ADHD and am executively dysfunctional
Been smoking pot daily for a few years now and it fucked any short term memory I had left
>tfw no 30+ robot husband to give me babies
>>35687410
not economically ready qt.
maybe in 4 years.
tfw no impregnation fetish gf
Gauranteedreplies.mp3
Retail cuck thread
>it's a "middle aged woman complains when I ask her to take her shit out of her basket " repeat
I don't get this.
How could anyone ever expect to not take their items out of their cart?
>it's the "I'm vaguely aware the cashier isn't responsible for the store prices but I'll complain as if it's his fault anyway" episode
>it's the bidaily rerun
>>35687479
ugh dont tell a woman how to live her life.
Hey anon, why don't you just get a job?
I have one.
Also, I miss Moesaki Ichigo
>>35687368
>Hey anon, why don't you just get a job?
Should I?
because there are none im qualified for
Good riddance i have finally decided to ditch the shit show and go back to the board i originally came here from
You niggers and kids can keep this shit hole, enjoy the fag spams
>>35687340
Good riddance normie
No one was making you stay
>>35687597
Didn't say niggers were allowed to post
Go back to the back of the thread
>nobody gave a shit when he was here
>announces he's leaving
>still, nobody cares.
Hey little brother, can you get me some soap?
>>35687290
Yeah sure.
Here.
What was that? Did you say oats?
>>35687290
No, get it yourself, I'm busy here.
>"Well I tried dieting for 2 days and ain't skinny yet. Guess it turns out the whole weight loss thing is a meme."
>>35687276
>mfw this is everyone here
>>35687276
OW MY LEGS
>>35687276
Been meaning to watch this ep. Thanks for the reminder op.
>the reason you're a virgin is because you complain
Anyone else sick of this shit? How would someone on Tinder know whether or not I "complain" based on nothing but my ugly picture?
Post a pic of your Bio. 10$ says your complaining in it.
I'm mean FUCK. You're on 4chan complaining right NOW you fag.
>>35687273
>plays calls of duty
>complains about being stereotyped a complainer
KEK
>>35688986
this is random beta, not op photo, retarded redditor
>50 degrees
REEE IT'S FUCKING TOO HOT
>>35687238
It's 70 where I am ;-;
>>35687274
69 here, but you wouldn't know about that, would you??? Hahahahahahaha a acid burrrrnnnnnn
>not using celsius
and you guys wonder why your virgins
I have a 7 inch dick, really feels like a waste since I've only used it on one girl.I'm too much of an autist to socialize with people. I guess I could try hookups but thats degenerate. If I get a partner I want a serious relationship. Do girls even like big dicks? The only girl I was with always complained about being in pain.
I'm in the same situation as OP.
>7"
>big
Does anyone wanna tell him?
>>35687306
Tell him what? That hes 2 inches longer than average? hmmmm