this basic bitch stacy is sitting next to me and won't leave
what do?
>>35689662
>>>/adv/
Just be yourself and Iife will take you where you need to go, bro.
>>35689662
those 2 would be cute together
soryy
maybe she's attracted to the smell of shit (you)
You realize neckbeards and fedoras have always belonged to the liberal/atheist crowd right?
>>35689654
prettyy much yeah
>more uncalled for atheist shaming
Of course, it was a meme in 2012/13
Im 18 and i started balding.
Everyday i fill my youth being taken away.Even tho i have a decent height and atractive face i will end It if in my early twenties It gets to a point that i will be fully bald.
Who /bald/ /balding/ here?
Should i end it?
Any advice?
Will i still be able to stop being a KHV?
Help.
>>35689608
>Any advice?
How bad is balding on Norwood scale? If it's thinning crown then shave it, if it's only receding temples and forehead then keep it for a while.
Just shave it all off.
There's nothing more pathetic and depressing to see than a man trying to escape baldness.
>>35689608
Be thankful you aren't both short and bald. I'm 5'4 and still have my hair but my grandfather lost his by 30.
GOD FUCKING DAMMIT FFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCKKKKKKKK
>>35689553
>Angela Merkel LIVE at the interracial breeding grounds
>>35689553
Merkel is such a fat disgusting bitch.
t. german
countries have to stop giving money to other countries, period. if they can't fucking do shit for themselves why are we helping them? nobody would give me money if i spent it all on bullshit wouldnt they? i thought so
Hey /r9k/, I am in a relationship with my gf and we have been together for at least one year. My gf wants to take our relationship "to the next level" and showed me this website. https://bdsmcontracts.org/dominant-submissive-contract/
We've been doing this type of stuff since we dated, but in a 'lighter' way, Now she wants me to sign the contract by the end of this week. She tells me that if I don't do it then "we'll just be friends." Should I do it? Anybody that is in a BDSM relationship?
i assume she's the dom?
are you into that? being doninated?
Tell her if she tries to force you into a contract she's being irresponsible and doesn't deserve to call herself a Domme. Contracts are based on mutual agreements. That is the purpose of them. It cannot be based on an ultimatum. She needs to stop being a misguided casual and making the rest of us look bad.
Tell her you'll think about it again after she's done some research and thought about it more properly. She's disrespecting you, and not in a good way.
>>35689597
she's not forcing him, idiot. she's making an ultimatum. sign the contract or go your own way is her ultimatum. where's the force part here?
What's your bullshit sequence of meaningless letters? Tag yourself.
>>35689517
>tfw ENTJ
If only i'd be successful
>INTP
literally fucking end of the line
>>35689543
ENTJ as well my brother? Why aren't you successful yet?
I myself am progressing quite nicely with two girls, already kissed and felt up one, building up very hard with the second. I'm thinking of friendzoning the first one in some way to bump up my relationship with the second (as she's much hotter), but I've yet to find a way to do so. Maintaining top dog GPA, and become what I've termed the 'consensus alpha' of my friend group. So what's stopping you?
Post Wojaks.
Please.
>>35689445
>Please.
One sad Wojak coming right up.
Normie Wojak
>>35689483
Thanks man.
I appreciate your Wojak.
>finally get laid
>feel worse after
the fuck is this shit?You said pussy makes you feel good
>>35689441
Why would you trust what /r9k/ has to say about pussy? You're the first guy here to get some.
Was it with someone you car about? If not thats why you feel like shit. Your mind is the most powerful sexual organ. If you dont care for that person it will be shit.
>t.virgin by choice.
>>35689441
>finally get laid
>lock girl down to keep fucking
>1.5 months later break up
>still feel good and confident
lol you must not have fucked the beta out brah
who here /kratom/ here?
kratom is pretty cool yo
I eat tons of this shirt and the most I get is mildly spacy. I recommend a real drug.
>>35689488
how do you take it, snort?
>grew up socially confident with many friends and talents
>now turbo-autist kv who hates everything and everyone
How does this even happen
happened to me at 13. my entire life took a nosedive, recovered slightly at 17-20, then came crashing down at full speed again
>>35689932
Damn...
Were our souls crushed or something
>turbo-autist kv who hates everything and everyone
Know that feel
>grew up socially confident with many friends and talents
Don't know that feel
You never stood a chance
>be me
>visiting parents at their home, talking with dad
>we find that both of us have noticed how people from the East and West coasts are often "rude", pushy, bossy, even people from the South
>people from Jersey, NYC, etc.
>also find that these people don't actually think they are being rude, just assertive/aggressive
>this aggressive garners respect from peers on the coasts, encouraging this behavior
>it's simply a subculture of the United States
>realize Midwest subculture places emphasis on being mild-mannered, politeness/non-aggressiveness highly encouraged especially is social situations
>realize that while I personally may find this way of living ideal, it is actually a Beta mentality
>mfw destined to be a beta from birth due to high-class upbringing
>mfw the only time I have been successful with girls is when I'm drunk as fuck and therefore aggressive, and the chicks are usually sub-par attractiveness
>mfw my friend from New Jersey attracts dimes 10/10's and doesn't get nearly as wasted as me and we are very similar in terms of physical attractiveness
>if he didn't have autism like me he would be literally poonslaying left and right
>>35689350
I mean I'm not from the US but that is clearly just the upper middle. How the fuck is that midwest
>>35689350
Should be called the midnorth, american dickheads
>>35689350
Fuck off normalfag
Originalalsj
Let's go talk about mommies, the most perfect creature in the world
I would like so much to live in a world where mom/son relation would be the standard and making love in public would be normal, likke beach, grocery, library etc... where every mother and son could share their love in front of everyone. Love shouldn't be hided
it is a mother's duty to take care of their son's sexual desire. No one in the world can give as much love and comfort as a mother. When the boy is born, his penis has already been in contact with his mother's vagina and this make all penises to grow in order to return inside their moms. In the age of 10 to 12, all mommies should make a ritual where they make love and take their son's virginity. Mothers need to make sure their son know all the basic stuff and to comfort them in case where they would have problem or have premature ejaculation (which in this case all son would have) and finish this love making by impregnanting their mom to fully complete the mom/son reunion
Post more you cowards
Ay yo bruh what we playin on this 3ds?
>>35689258
>not owning a vita or psp
Get out!
We playing GTA San Andreas nigga
It's called "Please Give Me Back My 3DS and Don't Hurt Me."
Made by Ubisoft.
>with dad and sis in his shop
>they're chilling with their shop buddies
>i attempt to make small talk
>"goddamn anon you act so white" from sis and dad
>everyone cracks up
its not fair
>>35689242
>be born black.
>no urge to steal shit
>no urge to commit crime
>would prefer not to go to prison
>can't speak niggerspeak
too black for white women yet not black enough for black women
What was God implying by this?
>>35689340
>can't speak niggerspeak
Ever since I was 9 I've been altering the pitch of my voice.
Online no one believes me when I'm black, they all think I'm a white teenager
Just look at them with a straight face and say "That makes no sense at all"
plug.dj/the-groove-room
I will be listening to music in this room. Please also do so.
Bumping the thread so it will not soon be dead.
I liked the Zazen Boys tune
If now I post, the thread won't be a ghost.