Do you have a sister?
Do you love her?
GO show her your love!
Give her a hug and remind her she is special to you.
>>35690062
It would take me 12 hours to go hug my sister.
>>35690094
damn anon!
how fat is she?
>>35690062
I'm going to hunt all you fat fucking tripfags down.
It'll be like cow tipping, you'll get fucking kicked straight off your chairs & ill video each one of you trying to get yourselves back upright, rolling around like a literal fucking ball.
Fat tubs of fucking shit.
>women aren't horrib-
>>35690009
AClD BATH
Please tell me this is satire
Original satire
>>35690346
life is satire
I "raped" my bestfriend and people on social media are trying to report me to police / have me registered as a sex offender. No I'm not giving my name but just know that the entire situation is bullshit.
>hang out with her in her attic while her mom isn't home
>we're both on acid
>she's laying down being really quiet for whatever reaosn
>i take her clothes off and start having sex with her
>she doesn't say anything or really move
>finish
>continue being friends for a few weeks after
>months later she tells me i raped her and she's traumatized and posts about it on facebook now everyone is on my ass
>remained my friend for several months even though I supposedly "raped" her
I didn't intentionally "rape" anyone I'm tired of this SJW shit trying to blur the lines of what a "rape" is and allowing false accusations to be valid.
>she's on acid
>you just take her clothes off and fuck her
>moaning that you're being called a rapist
Newsflash, you're a rapist OP
>>35690050
This
My suggestion is pack your shit and go somewhere very far away
Shit hit the fan. You were fucking tripping so you didn't know what the fuck you were doing, but it happened. Now you either run away or face the grave grave consequences.
Also check out the tv show "Rectify". Not the same as your situation but ever so slightly similar.
>>35689991
You had sex so get out.
If Pearl existed in the 3D world she would look like this
>>35689950
Is that considered a light skin Black or no? Because I really like that shade of skin before it goes too dark. I usually like Latina skin tones.
>>35689990
This is a REAL black person
every other black that's not at least this dark is just pretending
>>35690012
I personally don't mind that it's dark but it has more to do with the loss in warmth as it becomes too dark. For example, your OP pic is very warm and that's attractive. That's just my opinion though and I'll never get a black or latina gf ever so it doesn't matter.
How does it feel to have your red headed dream girl stolen by a Sasuke Uchiha lookalike?
>>35689939
>red-headed
>dream girl
Pfft hahaha.
>>35690038
Let's try again. How does it feel to have your blonde haired dream girl stolen by a Gohan lookalike?
>>35690285
>Blonde
>dream girl
Keep trying lol.
DAILY REMINDER THAT ALL WOMEN ARE SLUTS/WHORES/LIARS women want the SAME THING every time you are just too brainwashed and in denial that you will EVER find a QT VIRGIN GF, download tinder and go get yourselves some pussy r9k! It's waiting for you!!!
She's a Jesus lover and doesn't want hookups right??
>undergraduate
>read your mind
Fuck I hate people like this.
>>35689937
>>35689954
What a dumb fuckiing whore
how do i resist the urge to leave a discord server because i feel like everyone there secretly hates me
i've come so far yet now i just want to throw it all away
help
>>35689913
someone please
i'm about to do it help me
If I were you id just make them hate me more. Spam some snuff porn or guro so that way they'll hate you and you won't have any worries.
>>35691100
>If I were you id just make them hate me more. Spam some snuff porn or guro
Do any of you have this weird thing where black people want to hang out with you all the time?
Like I'm super milk toast autistic trash and my black neighbors are always asking me to come over and smoke and drink with them. It was the same when I was in school no body hung out with me except for a bunch of ghetto black people that made me uncomfortable.
>>35689890
I want bananamilk pronto.
>>35690163
I do enjoy banana milk
>>35689890
Do you hang out with them anon?
What should be the requirements for being a robot? No sex for the past two years? Friend group of 3 or less?
>>35689835
I never had sex but have 4 friends.
Am I still a robot?
R9k is for losers. lol I hate this fucking board.
There's no clear definition, but I don't consider friend havers or sex havers to be robots.
Just fucked a girl for the first time in 3 years. Was honestly getting super depressed that I've had no female contact in so long. But I made a tinder account and slept with a total qt3.14 in a matter of 7 hours. Why dont you guys use tinder to lose your virginity? I can say for sure that putting your pee-pee in a nice wet vagoo will make any depressed man happy. Doesn't matter about finding a gf, you just got to find a slut whos down to bang.
>>35689810
>I can say for sure that putting your pee-pee in a nice wet vagoo will make any depressed man happy
Well, you're wrong. Virginity doesn't mean shit, don't fall for the sex meme robots.
>>35689810
I don't want to lose my virginity to a slut. I value the act of sex too much.
or if ur a normal human loose it the normal way like me
1. Share any problem you may have.
2. Ask any questions you may have.
3. For extended conversations, use a name right away; don't just tell me to call you Billy Boy, actually put a name in the name field, and do this right away; brownie points if you pick a name that relates to your issues.
4. Before you post, make sure I'm still around. To verify this, scroll down and look for an image that says, "Good-Bye, I will always love you," if that image is posted, that means I'm gone and will not be able to respond.
Nobody original at all originally?
So my father got his hand bitten of by a wolf.
He healed just fine, be gets insanely bummed out when people sing "if you're happy and you know it".
How would you cheer him up?
>>35690541
>How would you cheer him up?
Whenever someone says "If you're happy and you know it..." I'd slap your dad on his naked ass while he pretends to clap.
That way, everyone's happy.
It's spring time...makes me feel good.
Only normies like spring time, summer, long days sunlight and warm weather. I think you need to GTFO.
>>35690936
winter is the true robot season because it encourages you to stay inside.
>>35690936
I like spring and fall the best. Transitionalseasons mean it's a comfy temperature, and the snow is melting or isn't coming just yet
>tfw no black gf
Why live?
>>35689749
>Why live?
Because you're not dating a monkey sheboon
right?
origami
>>35689749
I'd love a chilled out black gf. I'd probably offend most of them with my casual racism though.
This is a pussy. Why are you not licking one right now?
>>35689722
Because im gay and that image repulses me
i already did this weekend. i don't really like doing it that much. old milk and salty pennies etc
>>35689722
Looks a bit roastie to me senpai. Pass.
Post images that make you go HMM
>tfw I recognized who this is immediately
I'm so fucked up
>>35689667
Why is this fat, pregnant monkey handling raw chicken? She should go vegan.
>>35689704
help a newfag