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>Where do you live?

>Do you like it?
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>>35690495
Fresno, California

It could be worse
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>>35690495
why do you post this shit thread constantly? what do you hope to achieve?

these threads aren't interesting/ Go to another board for these general rehashed bullshit threads.
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Monterrey, the big ass city in Mexico not that nice town in cali.
I live in constant fear of being murdered by some lowlife, also wasn't born here so I have to trust my friends not to abduct me.

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>just booked a appointment with a $200/hh T H I C C escort
>tfw used to $60 special whores from backpage
>tfw just a poor wage slave
>tfw can't stop shaking
>tfw think the nervousness is going to give me ED

fucking help me /r9k/
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>>35690451
Fucking shit help me bros
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>>35690585
Just wing it, what's the worst that could happen?
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>>35690642
Nothing really besides disappointment for me. I just get super nervous when I do visits with upscale escorts

so whats your spirit animal, r9k?

http://www.spiritanimal.info/spirit-animal-quiz/
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>>35690420
None, because spirit animals are fucking stupid and so are you.
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Turtle.
oringakeino
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I'm a butterfly. That's nice.

>tfw no qt latina artist gf
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>>35690394
Iktf bro.

I would like a qt latina gf
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>>35690394

Unironic recreation of pop culture is hardly art
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>>35690430

You are just jealous of her creativity.

>h-hey anon, you seem like a pretty cool guy, d-do you wanna get coffee sometime...?
what do you say
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I don't drink coffee; we should go somewhere else.
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>>35690381
Nah I'm not gay senpai.
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K sure m8.
Then nothing

The Suicide Prevention Hotline just hung up on me.
Should I just do it? Not even people that prevent suicide want to talk to me.
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Why the fuck would you ask /r9k/ unless you were being ironic.

Just don't.
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>>35690376
Don't do it. Greentext your conversation of how you got them to hang up on you instead.
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>>35690376
DO IT FAGGOT!
and do not listen to retarded redditors

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Wagecuck here wishing to freehimself of his shackles but doesn't know how to do it. Got any advice on how to make the NEETbucks?
Please help I'm sick of making pizza with the butter and parm for niggers.
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>>35690351

Is that a fucking pizza Pepe?

Nice
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Wage Cuck here too. Where do you work? How much do you earn? Is it enough. Hate to break it for you but, this is the only way to survive in this world. Even though I have a Masters degree in Computer Systems Engineering. I am still stuck with a shitty job with a decent pay. I live alone in my own tiny comfortable 2 bed apartment. I pay my own rent and bills. And, spend remaining money on video games. Yes, I do hate the nature of my job but, I have to work for it and, my country doesn't has welfare system whom I can leech off.
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>>35690536
yes but he is certified rare so you may not download for personal use.

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>tfw no eurafrican gf
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Thread theme, kek

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiWdEIzCs_c
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i know she is technically attractive but all i see is something that shouldn't exist.
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>>35690292
What the fuck? Never seen this mix before, like she's cute but something is still off

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Why do niggers like shoes?
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Looks like Mcdonalds fries
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economical and functional sign of status.
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>>35690255
Because they actually have style (most of them)

Is this post coming from a fat NB wearing autist? ...Probably...

/good feels/ thread

>chad from high school lost it all
>started food fight
>lost ivy league scholarship
>sold drugs
>robbed
>got beat into coma
>OD
>dead at 20

>stacy who bullied me life is fucked
>7 kids
>lost 4 to state
>dropped out of high school
>crackwhore
>see her around corners sometimes
>chuckle and nibble tendies

>bully from high school killed himself a year after graduation
>flashed dick at freshmen theater queers
>actual fag reported him
>was legal age
>became sex offender
>no job or college took him
>druggie mom sold all of his shit one day
>sent im sorry messages to everyone online
>ignored that shit
>literally no one was at his funeral

>be me
>almost done with college
>no debt
>getting /fit/
>internship soon

Maybe life does work out
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>>35690208
what does chad and stacey even mean anymore

reasonably attractive poor people does not chad and stacey make
>getting /fit/
fag
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If you enjoy seeing people that fuck you over get fucked over, you're not better than a Chad
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>>35690245
Spotted the 498lb lardass

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I do not want to commit suicide
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I am happy to be alive
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This board doesn't suck
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life is very good

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This woman complains for being considered attractive despite being Indian. Imagine if she was an Indian male. She would be pepper sprayed for saying hello.
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She should understand that men say this to any non-white woman who isn't disfigured
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being a pretty female must be very frustrating, they live such easy lives that they constantly have to invent problems for themselves to make them feel grounded
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why is this news

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If you were presented with a button that, upon being pressed, would make you immediately disappear without a trace, would you press it?
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>>35690118
Certainly.
Fuck this gay earth.
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where is that button
PRESS THAT BUTTON RIGHT NOW
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>>35690118
would anyone remember me? if not, then absolutely.
i don't want to cause any more pain than i already have.

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So

I've been in a long distance relationship with a German girl for over 6 months. She's 18, pretty fit and very cute. She's still a virgin... but her previous boyfriend fingered her and she gave him a handjob. It's really worried me... and I don't have an issue with it morally. She hates the guy because he pressured her into it and tried to pressure her into sex (why they broke up).

Is it right to expect girls to be pure? I can't get a boner thinking of her anymore. I just picture her and him. I want to die so much because of it and I wish I wasn't this frustrated about it.

Pic is me... I've had difficulty in the past getting girls because I look so young which girls don't find attractive at all.
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go find sum milfs that like young boys on tinder or some shit
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>>35690091
>long distance relationship
>on another continent

End that meme now, it'll never amount to anything. You'll never even meet her. And yes, you should get over your insecurity, normal people have had sexual experience.
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>>35690270
She's not too far away... like she really likes me

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New bipolar thread
upped my lamotrigine dose to 200mg and it killed the manic states and I want to kill myself because I dont feel anything going back to 150mg tomorrow hoping I dont crash edition
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Just started on risperdal yesterday along with 20mg lexapro
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>>35690135
>risperdal
That seems hardcore, from 1 to 10 how much were you lossing your mind?
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>>35690182
maybe around a 6. The dose isn't too high. Just enough to test the waters, but i'm keeping in contact with my doctor, so hopefully everything will go well.

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