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Imagine sleeping next to your girlfriend Ruby-Chan. You are both under a warm and soft blanket, right next to each other. Ruby has her back turned on you and she is tightly pressed against your body, her tight butt in your lap. She is already in sleep and moaning quietly. You were supposed to both go brush your teeth, but Ruby was too tired after a long day that she went straight to bed and dragged you with her.
You are about to fall asleep too while softly petting her soft tummy, when suddenly you feel something warm against your crotch. Your little Ruby just had an accident because she did not go to take a piss before going to bed since she went there straight away.
What do you do?
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>>35694278
what the fuck ruby you didn't tell me you were still a fucking bedwetter
alright, go clean yourself up. i'm going to sleep on the couch from now on until you can work this out
fuckin gross
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Wake up
Maki is objectively the best girl
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>>35694278
Clean her up without her noticing
Truly the only way
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For the past couple weeks I've had this girl's OkCupid profile open in a spare tab. Looking at her face soothes me.
Is that pathetic?
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>>35694242
trevor what the fuck dude that's sad
talk to her
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>>35694242
>180cm
she's a big girl
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>>35694242
>Atheist (and it's important)
>Doesn't have kids and doesn't want them
DROPPED
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hey, anon, what are you doing on your phone?
whats that green cartoon thing?
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what the fuck are you wearing you stupid cunt
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your nipple is showing
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>>35694233
>overalls
is she retarded
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I let one of you guys into my house a couple times and the last time you freaked out when I told you a lighter you left here was gone, then gave me an anxiety attack about getting everyone home, then stole all my lighters.
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Yo we are -not- the lighter thieves.
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>>35694214
I've got your green lighter faggot
About to smoke a bowl, cheers!
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>>35694330
l'm calling the bolice
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>he doesn't have every single member of the House of Representatives and the Senate memorized
>he can't recite each of their roles and attributes right off the bat
You can't be robot if you can't do this.
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>>35694190
hey don't use this pepe anymore use my friends
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>>35693838
>>35693838
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I can do it with the British House of Commons.
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>>35694190
I can, OP, but because of the existence of online search engines you can't prove I can't
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Does anyone else find the fact that girls can shit, fart, vomit, stink and fall ill disconcerting? I'm NEVER getting a gf because of this
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>I'm 8 years old
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>>35694183
>I'm a low self esteem male who needs validation from a female to justify my meaningless existence
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>>35694152
Are you some kind of retard? Girls don't poop or fart.
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Does anyone here else get vagina envy?
Not sure that I want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish I could have multiple orgasms.
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i dont really have a refractory period i can cum 10 times in 1 night if i wanted to
i have a dick
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Judging from how often you post this it sounds more like someone has a penis envy :^)
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>>35693918
>having a period
no thank you
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Why do women think it's beta if you eat their pussy?
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>>35693880
Are you fucking retard?????
Women do not think eating pussy is beta, stupid submales are the ones that thinks that way!
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No that's a dumb meme
also eating pussy is gud
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If you aren't getting anything back then that is beta
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What does the orbiting of this slut say about the current demographic of /r9k/
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>>35693869
i wouldnt mind orbiting her, but she doesnt seem to post here much. id give her a paypal allowance if shed be my cute little daughter fu
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>>35693949
She said she stopped posting when she got doxxed
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>>35693869
It shows that we've got good taste in women. Natalie is a top-tier waifu
>8/10 would orbit
>>35693949
Degenerate.
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What's for dinner robots 03/21
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phallic
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original fish tacos
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Tuesday night is steak night
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hey sorry that was my brother yesterday he likes to pretend to be me but anyways my friend made new pepe so please forgetted old pepe use it he wants to make it a meme.
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>>35693838
okay op, im gonna use it! tanks for pepe!
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>>35693838
yeah its cool. pepe.
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>>35693838
peppeeeee
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is it rly all about big dicks for women? how can we compete with blacks when their average size is 8 inches and ours 5,5 inches? literaly impossible to find white woman who hanst slept with a black guy and didnt love it. time to end myself.
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except every single study done on the subject that doesn't allow self-reporting has shown that maybe one or two african countries are above average and the biggest dicks are in hungary and czech republic
fuck off and die already, unoriginal feminist astro-turfer. i'm sick of logging onto my board each day and seeing worthless non-human garbage like you on the front page.
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>>35693720
Race has nothing to do with the fact you are a pencil dick yankee.
T. white brazillian, 8X6 cock
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>>35693803
>white brazillian
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Anyone else here /cloudy days/?
They're my favorite, not even trying to be edgy.
>typically cooler temp
>maybe some nice thunder
>generally feel calmer on cloudy days
>contrast of dark grey skies makes grass/trees/etc seem more vividly green
10/10 best time to go out
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>>35693712
Feels good with orange autumn leaves and coffee in your hand.
And a nice snug blanket.
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The best part is normies despise this type of weather so there will be very few of them outside.
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>>35693861
One of the other major reasons I go out on cloudy days, normies must be terrified of a possibility of rain
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i need to begin to study and work cause i wasted my time for the last 4 years( i m 18 y o) but all i do is procrastinate everyday: ^(
wage slaves pls give me some tips
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18yo is still a little kid you cant possibly have wasted any time. now you can either start wasting time or get a job.
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>>35693709
im 22 now and if u dont start at your age its only gonna get worse
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my tip: don't use ":^(" or any kind of variation
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>spelling test tomarrow
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*tmorov
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tomorow*
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*tmmrow