What's that sound? Sounds like an
OMEGLE THREAD
tags: r9k, robot9001, r9komegle, omegler9k
Get on video too, you faggots
>>35694762
attention whoring is disgusting.
>>35694762
Alright just got on cam, I wanna see you guys
>he doesn't work
>he doesn't go to school
>he doesn't have any future plans
From an evolutionary perspective, why do you exist? Why are you not trying to achieve anything?
>wage slave
>studying to become personal trainer
>not a virgin
try again nigger
>>35694817
>studying to become personal trainer
What does that take? Is it like becoming a masseuse where you do about a year of textbook then a year of theory + guided practice?
>>35694725
I didn't ask to exist and would have declined if I had been. So I don't really feel like I need to attempt to achieve anything. Even if I did, it's not like I get anything out of it. I really don't even think I want to contribute anything to the betterment of the human race, because fuck you all.
ITT autistic shit you do
I'll start.
I recreate memes with me as the main star.
Here's me as the Let's go boys pooinloo curry monkey
I've also done Constanza where he's posing on a couch in his white underpants
>>35694721
Nice meme, saved.
When i was a little kid i use to hop around naked after taking a bath, good old times
Now i just like to walk around the house naked because FREEDOM
>>35695030
That shit is so annoying. Put some fucking pants on, kid. I don't want you pissing on the floor by accident!
If you need pullups you shouldn't be running around naked ever.
>>35695030
do you also sleep nekkid?
>stalking girl's youtube account
>suddenly remember about youtube analytics and that she can view where traffic came from
>less than 100 views to the channel's videos
>probably a good amount of them from where i live
its over for me
How accurate are the analytics? Per country, or broken down into regions?
the analytics go by country
besides womyn are fucking retarded and probably don't even know what analytics are.
Oh no does Aggie know?!
Now anon, I'm going to show you some ink blots and you just tell me what you see.
Other anons interpret what it means.
Two fellas of the african american variety dancing
>>35694669
Master Chieforgans
two jews kissing
Tfw hooker convinced me to eat her out and now there's a funny aftertaste in my mouth
>>35694603
how about i convince you to check out my friends new pepe and use it
>>35693838
>>35693838
>>35693838
It's a yeast infection and go wash out your mouth
>>35694603
nyah, i think you're lying but still, hahah you paid for an std
Comfy tuesday edition - post the feels, anons.
>age
>last job/edu phase
>hopes and dreams
>19
>engineering student
>summer instructor for youth science group
>Goals:
-destroy my finals this semester
-finish burning relationships to the ground
-hang my self by august (or maybe work up courage to go see someone)
-be home before dinner
>age
22
>last job/edu phase
worked as group head on art direction for a profesional film production
I finished hs and a film making program
>hopes and dreams
hopes: move out on my own to capital city to college and start living my life for real(ive been locked up in bed the last 5 years)
pass the entry examns to film college
dreams: became a film director at 24, publish my novels and books, became a musician, Ive written 14 scrypts to work and composed a ton of music, so basically Im going to the whole package, I may fail miserably that's why are dreams
>21
>highschool
>I would love to be a full time fiction writer, though I highly doubt that will ever happen
Work in progress, lads.
>Woke up at 8:00.
>Wagecucked at construction site 'till 4:00.
>shitposting since.
good luck cancucks
>>35694538
Not a cancuck, but I appreciate the effort you went to make that.
>>35694538
That's a well made image op. Good luck with your thread
What are these things called? How can I suck one?
>>35694513
Theyre called dicks and in america they look nothing like that
>>35694714
that guy is american and circumcised you doofus
That's a nice cock. Why am I not sucking it right now?
i wanna hurt my frontal lobe, i dont wanna have empathy
what should i do
>>35694507
Apply electro convulsive shock therapy to forhead
>>35694507
Stab yourself, you will be in too much pain to have empathy
>>35694507
try starving killed most of my emotions permanently
>"We have like 99% of the same music taste, but you like one band that I don't. Therefore your music taste is SHIT, you complete and utter LOSER FAGGOT"
Why are people like this?
If you like nickel back you're a shit
God damn man, just stop liking shit music and he won't call you out on it next time.
>>35694490
>why are NORMIES like this?
fixed. normies are a hivemind.
my home town is famous for having a herd of feral goats for over 300 years.
>>35694471
Mine is famous for having the highest concentration of vietnamese people outside of Viet Nam.
hosting the match of century between Bobby Fischer and Boris Spassky in '72 when Fischer won the World Championship
timber-floating
A loving wife and family can all be yours. Now look down inside yourself and answer these questions: What is keeping me from having these things? Can I surmount these obstacles? Why or why not?
>>35694427
>I haven't accepted Jesus into my heart yet
>Yes, by confessing my sins
>Doing so will cleanse my spirit and give me a true purpose
>>35694532
What's keeping you from accepting Jesus?
>>35694427
step 1: stop watching porn
>weigh 260
>start working out
>lifting hardcore
>eating smarter
>still eating a shitload
>2 months later
>a lot stronger
>look really bloated and chubby
>weigh myself
>250
>lost 10 pounds
>look fatter than before
I really hope this is just the muscle making me look this big. The weight I'm lifting is steadily going up, but I'm losing weight. I don't know what's going on.
>>35694415
You can go bear mode instead.
>>35694415
just keep going bro
try heroin, i hear it works well.
>femanon feels
a creep invites you to dinner
FUCK OFF FEMALES, YOU DON'T BELONG HERE!! REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
>>35694385
You should go.
>>35694730
half his face had burn scars