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>>35698944
Post proof, i want to know more

>>35698991
I don't really have proof, dawg.

But look at that picture, then look at Will Ferrell...

I can't be the only one who sees a striking resemblance O_O

Are bodysuits a thing?

>>35698944
but she's funner to watch than will ferrel that doesn't make sense. they should at least be equal parts funny if that were true.

Yeah dude let's meet up I love getting murdered.

I tried helping out a homeless anon here in Anaheim. He told me where he was and when I went there I saw two crazy looking young homeless guys so I decided not to go through with it

If you're anywhere south of union hills count me out, hoodrat

>>35698824
what did you order mayne

Did you get the chicken big?

>>35698905
>>35698928
I got a Big Mac, extra sauce, with a medium drink and fries.

>SHE'S UGLY AS SHIT WITHOUT THE FILTER
>VARG MADE SHITTY MUSIC THAT ANY REAL BLACK METAL FAN WILL TELL YOU WAS TRASH

>>35698859
CAN YOU NOT TURN OF THE BIG LETTERS AS WELL

ITS VERY VERY ANNOYING

>>35698859
Trve black metal fan here. Burzum is great.

>>35698816
lets bang

>>35698816
Dont say anything. Ypu can do better than this

Hello


Originalio don't put this part

Merkel got REFUGEED and BLACKED

someone shop a crying/angry Wojak looking up at the screen

>>35699250
P O T E N T I A L

Original of course

>>35698764
No, I have to wear a suit to work and all I am is a host at a restaurant.

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No, but a keen fresh pair of small kaki shorts will.

>>35698764
Nope. The true mans outfit is cheeto stained pj pants and an oversize t shirt covered in pizza grease. Additional objects for supreme manhood include a windows 98 keyboard, CRT monitor and a supply of Nestle water bottles filled with piss.

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>>35698763
>be me when i was 14 in school
>finally grasp the courage to ask out my crush
>wait for her to be away from her friends and ask her then because muh social autism
>seize opportunity to ask her out
>"h-h-hi their femanon would you like to go out with me????"
>she holds back her laugh and says "ummmm anon i dont think me and you could ever work out... like... ever..."
>she runs off laughing and proceeds to tell all her friends about what just happened
>avoid everybody for the rest of the day
>take a whole month off after that event

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>Struggling with knee injury for the last 2 months, makes it basically impossible to do basic shit like grocery shopping/showering
>The more I try to stay off my bad knee, the worse my good knee gets
>Have to fly home during spring break to get treatment
>Doctor says (after an MRI) that there isn't a simple treatment, I just need to rest it like I've been doing for 2 months which hasn't done anything
>Also suggested some BS isometric exercise for my quads
>Fly back to school 2 days ago
>All alone again, no friends or family
>Isometric exercise has fucked my knees even more
>Literally can't even walk with crutches without pain in both knees.
>Getting a wheelchair delivered to me soon
>No recovery in sight despite the fact that everything should be healing fine
>Broke down crying on the phone with my mom for like 30 minutes
>tfw I literally can't do pic related or anything else

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> be me
> be 17
>dating solid 8/10
>Valentines day is coming up
>got us a table at one of the best restaurants in town
>hoping to get datass.jpg
>be Valentines day
>gf doesn't show
>text her, call her, anything
>nothing
>wait there for 6 fucking hours
>get pissed
>text her about how humiliating this is
>be next day
>find out gf's mom died of lung cancer
>gf breaks down bc she got all my messages
>yells at me, slaps me and leaves
>mfw

>>35698757
>can't tell if boi ass....

Timestamp that its really you cunt

>>35698757
Suck on pennis

Because your life is shit.

it's not . meditation works too

>>35698670
It's not impossible. RUN EXERCISE

Exercise is more potent than caffeine

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>>35698629
>"you don't mind if i use your room, bro? you can sleep in the bath tub"

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>>35698742
>"Oh Chadson you're so naughty!"

>>35698742
>I don't know Chad, can i join you guys for once?

>>35698625
Sounds like a buch of dickwads instead of friends but whatever

>trying to impress people
You don't sound like a robot. Please leave.

bomb 'em. whos smart now.

>>35698577
no I don't see anything stupid about taking a pic of it

he shud be glad hes not mr goldensteins fuck slave lul hopefully The 13 harvested some of his bl00d the retarded nigger. supposing that you're not lying for the lolz.

>>35698744
Is this ironic controlled opposition or actual controlled opposition?

go in with black face then leave.

>>35698686
my facial structure doesnt look aboriginal and i have red hair. i couldnt convince anyone with blackface

>>35698569
You got two options.

Come clean

Or fake it til you make it.

You decide.

Pornography and masturbation taught us to be quiet.

>tfw my gf likes it when I makes this throaty growling noise

>>35698501
years of practice