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Bought some lsd from big gay drug dealer daddy today. Probably going to do it on Saturday.
Anyone of you roebutts have some good lsd experiences to share
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>>35699438
did you give hole for it faggot
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>>35699485
No just my NEETbux
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>>35699438
Is this your first time doing LSD?
>Get out of lecture
>Bitch on my course hot on my heels
>Pushes me up against wall
>Starts rubbing my special spot
>Try to push her off but she's too big and strong
>Keeps on touching me until I tear up
>Nibbles my neck painfully then walks off
>Stupid whores watching all start acting kindly to me when she's gone
>Holding my hand, petting my head, trying to comfort me while I try not to break down in public
>Didn't do shit to help me when I was getting groped
How do you get girls to stop bullying you and trying to defile you? I just want to be pure.
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>>35699377
>be a woman
>try to get sympathy on r9k
top kek you roastie bitch
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You should get a gf to protect you.
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>>35699423
I'm not a woman. I come on /r9k/ to get away from the roasties.
>that moment you realize you're deeper than your therapist
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>>35699341
it's a horrible feeling
knowing you're smarter than someone who is supposed to help you
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>>35699459
It's not even necessarily "smarter" even though that's also true, but that's not what bothers me--I just know for a fact he hasn't felt anything remotely close to what I feel so he just dully synthesizes or throws cliche-able folk-psychology at me. I've been seeing this guy for 6 months (due to probation obligation) and I haven't learned a fucking thing. It feels horrible.
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>>35699341
I'm doing psychology and most of the students are basic stacies
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Who /dumb/ here
Whenever I'm trying to help my dad I mess up and he gets mad at me for being so dumb.
Today we were trying to solder some wires and he told me to do something but I didn't unserstand his instructions and he just kept yelling the same thing over and over.
My mom was standing there watching and they accused me of being lazy and apathetic. But I'm not. I really am trying. I just have trouble understanding instructions.
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>>35699302
Shit man this sounds like me about 5 years ago.
It gets better with time. The more times you do these things the better you will get.
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>>35699302
I believe in you. you have bad parents but I think you figured it out already.
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>>35699302
You're not dumb anon, just take your time and go at your own pace. Ask a lot of questions if you need to, but remember that you are definitely not dumb or stupid.
Why the fuck am I the same size as a girl, have the same interests and personality of a girl, but a fucking boy? This is bullshit
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>inb4 "Just become a trap."
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Why do you make me jealous? Fuck off, all actual girly boys need to leave.
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Well, if you want to be more like a boy, why don't you act more like a boy?
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>weeks of mental preparation before going into a store and buying something
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Self checkout 3 am Walmart, always buy a pillow with it so I can cover it.
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>putting off haircut for weeks because you can't talk to your barber
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>>35699197
i know that feel bro, you just have to pick up your wallet, go in and try to handle all the normies around you with out shivering, then just buy what you need.
i-i-its simple!!!!
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What ever happened to beastman?
What is he doing now?
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>>35699181
He was sacrificed to the dark ones.
He now lives on forever. A small part of him in each of us.
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>>35699181
fuck
I miss beastman
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>>35699861
He was living the dream
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I am a hardened alcoholic trying to quit, I haven't gotten drunk in a week. Dubs and I ditch my AA meeting and get Blasted instead.
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>>35699147
Do it bro I don't know why anyone would ever stop.
t.drunk robot
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>>35699147
dont
do
it
you
dumb
cunt
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>>35699199
Damn first reply. Thanks for the enabling!
Fuck this. I'm making a zero-g hydraulic posting station and getting fitted with a catheter and colostomy bag so I can live in the internet forever. I've got a VR headset and surround sound headset, plus I've got an RC car I can use to pick up food I get delivered. This can't go wrong.
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>>35699121
Food? Fuck that. Just get you two giant hamster bottles, one with water and one with Soylent.
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How the fuck is that zero g?
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>>35699484
srry wrong image
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What makes you feel good?
Hard mode, things other than:
>masturbation
>playing vidya games
>eating
>sleeping
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aIcohoI
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>>35699112
I like being with my friends.
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Wholesome memes
Was he the original robot?
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F733_9Y3_pc
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He goes Elliot Rodger 2 minutes in
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nah he pulls tail but ignores it
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too many friends, and like 3 girls who want his peanuts
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ITT total inigmas.
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>some dumb histrionic cunt is an enigma now
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>>35699111
>histrionic
Not according to her diagnosis.
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>>35699297
She is a female who is semi-famous on here right?
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>thought of a fun game I can play
>make a fake Chad tinder and see how many matches I can get
>make the account get a picture of a Chad on google images
>literally call him Chad
>make the most normie bio I can think of and fill it with emojis
>swipe right on every girl
>made the account on Monday already have 60 matches
>girls actually message me first
>at first I fuck with them but they still keep messaging me looking for Chad cock
>starting to get attached to these girls
>tfw they would never date me as myself
>tfw the only time I'm not scared to talk to girls is when I'm texting as Chad
Th-this game isn't fun anymore robots
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>>35699023
post some of the conversatons
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>>35699023
post conversations fag
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>>35699023
OP DELIVER. maybe?pls?
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>(hypothetically) watch legally questionable content
>finish
>go to store to buy some food
>see girl walking with her dad
>recognize her (for some unknown reason)
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Shouldn't you have hypothetically recognized her instead?
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>>35699193
I told you I recognized her but I don't know where from you dummy
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>>35699239
Then why even mention the video if you aren't trying to imply the girl you saw and the girl in the video are the same? Dumb fucking post. Delete it ASAP.
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Every day you spend indoors at a computer doing nothing is a day you'll never get back.
Why are we so scared to live our lives? Why is it so hard for us? I'm sleeping away my youth. Everyone and everything is passing us by.
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I wish I could find a cute, comfy job, but it's impossible. I hate society.
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I do that at work OP, and it's ten times worse than doing it at home, so count yourself lucky for being able to sustain that lifestyle.
Check your privilege, NEETs.
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It's easier to sulk and complain about life than it is to live it.