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>just agreed to work out with my roommate in an hour
holy shit guys I'm so fucking scared
hold me
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ur gonna get big and fuck sluts man
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>>35700633
Post physique so we can judge you
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Last chance for before pics.
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>measure myself a few days ago with a tape measure
>between 6'1 and 6'2
>in a great mood
>do it again today
>not even sure if I break 6 feet
Holy fuck, just put a bullet in me. Being taller than average is literally the only thing I have, I'm too scared to have someone else measure me or something like that because it might be even shorter than 6 foot. I was always one of the taller kids in school and now I'm not even above average. I'm turning 19 in two months and I haven't grown at all since last year. It's fucking over for me.
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yeah growing up I always figured I would grow to be around 6'3" like my brother. so I never cared about height at all. then when I was 19 I got measured and I was only 5'11". but I'm very glad to not be that tall. yeah height is important especially for girls, but it is a really shallow thing to care about. so if you're not tall you know that people who are your friends or if you have a girl who loves you, it's genuine and not because you meet some arbitrary expectation for height. and it is more convenient too, you are tall enough to reach most things but not so much that you have trouble fitting in tight spaces or develop back problems.
but we are robots so just being tall and having nothing else would make no difference anyway.
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>>35700624
>take pictures of my scalp
>hair looks fine
>take them again
>it looks like it's thinning
AAARRRGGGHH
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Try being barely 5'9... I've been working out to compensate for this manlet body. Being Italian makes the beard nice but fuck my body is hairy. Hurts knowing that being 3 inches taller even would probably make me +2
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Fav pokemon by your age 2017-03-22 02:17:14 Post No.35700621
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>10
Vulpix
>16
Dragonair
>28
Ralts
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>>35700621
sableye has always been my fav
>tfw only weak op ass fairy now
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>>35700621
Aggron
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theres a board for this.
>having sex
>accidentally fart
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ive never had sex but this is my fear
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>>35700616
i fart a lot and fear sex
what if i'm farting and I accidentally have sex?
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>meet qt on /soc/
>meet up to fuck
>holding massive fart in the entire time
>frequently have to pause in the middle of pounding her to contain it
>massive discomfort
>cum in her ass
>she turns around to suck my dick clean after
>cant control it any longer
>massive fart while my dick is in her mouth
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>tfw has friends
>tfw they bully you everyday
>tfw only reason I stay is cause I don't want to be alone
Would suicide make them nice to me?
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>>35700598
People who bully you aren't friends
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>>35700598
Nice meme, gave me a chortle
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>friends don't like you or invite you to anything and constantly make fun of you
>decide to bail on them
>they start acting like complete fags and keep thinking that you think you're better than them
>end up happy and hikki
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WHY DID I HAVE TO BE BORN TALL AND LOOK MASCULINE?
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Are you a masculine fembot or something
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>>35700699
No I'm a guy.
I just want to be cute.
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This is the worst feeling op. I know it very well, the only cure is hard work, religion, and alcohol. Live like the pioneers.
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Should I hop on the /MGTOW/ train? 2017-03-22 02:12:33 Post No.35700530
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Should I hop on the /MGTOW/ train?
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>spend 3+ years getting /fit/
>go on Accutane on and off for two years clearing acne
>nice haircut
>get good fashion sense
>learn about self confidence and self improvement
>meditate
>read a lot
>girls now ask me random stuff at uni
>some ask for my number
>I go out to bars sometimes
>last weekend
>talk to these girls
>politely reject 5/10 chubby girl when she blatantly asks me to come back to her place
>she throws my drink in my face
Women are so entitled, fuck that. I was invisible to women years ago despite my best efforts. I worked hard on myself and now women feel like I owe them something
How can I ever have a relationship knowing this?
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>>35700530
she is just a dumb bitch who thinks her life is a tv show, there are a lot of them especially girls but not everyone
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>>35700530
do you want to preserve your race?
life isn't just about you.....
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>>35700530
It depends, brah. The one thing that still itches me is the possibility that maybe there is a woman out there that defies all the patterns of behavior I have seen in other women. The world is one collective mass but with many twists and turns. So maybe a woman out there has lived her whole life up to this point being invisible to you or me and yet she has her own spaces and she doesn't validate what we've come to know about women.
You should focus on your own life and take care of yourself, and try to establish positive relationships with good people. Don't date sluts and hopefully you will come across a woman that defies the patterns about women you've come to know.
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>be into traps
>Only friend is a ftm sjw Tumblr bitch
>Hang out with her friends occasionally to fake a social life, otherwise good people.
>She has this one fem guy friend
>He flirt-jokes with me to try and make me feel uncomfortable
>"I can be your bottom if you're lonely anon"
>Try to play it off
>"Haha no way dude"
>Get a semi
>"What if I dress as a girl? It'll be almost no different then the real thing"
>Diamonds
>A moment of silence happens
>"Ha.. I'll keep that in mind bro"
>The course of a month goes by and Everytime we talk he keeps doing the same shit
What do I do at this point? What's my course of action? I'm still a virgin desu.
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>>35700523
Why are you even asking? Go pound that bp
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>>35700523
>want to fuck boipucci
>have boipucci ready and willing
what's the fucking issue?
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>>35700523
If he's cute you're dumb for not taking him up on his offer.
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I want to make myself feel physical pain to help with stress but I don't want to cut or have it show. What are my options, robots?
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>>35700522
ice bath
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>>35700522
Whip yourself on the back with something, like a belt.
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Punch yourself in the legs really hard.
Take a belt and hit your back while wearing a shirt on
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When white men tell black women that dark skin is masculine and white skin is feminine, aren't they basically admitting that they think black men are more masculine than them?
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>>35700435
>she has trigger discipline
>the monkey doesn't
Honestly surprising.
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>tfw want a darker skinned gf
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>>35700435
Are you just upset that white guys find white women hotter than shitskin women?
Men and women are not the same you stupid whore.
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>haven't had sex in nearly two weeks
Any other robots know this feel? It's devastating...
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>>35700400
FUCK YOU NORMIE. GET OUT. GET THE FUCK OUT GET THE FUCK OUT NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NWO NJWNWOWJ NW
FUC,K YOU FUCK YUO FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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>>35700423
Why are you so jealous, anon? You can be a robot AND have sex.
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>gf has been away for two weeks
>haven't even had sex since Thursday
fml, just fml
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*bloccs your path*
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Why hello girly ehuehuehue
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>>35700527
forgot pic
*cough cough*
Why hello girly, ehuehuehuehue
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*calls Lolifags*
"Found one."
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Women don't have souls 2017-03-22 01:56:26 Post No.35700130
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Be me.
A few months ago at my old job I was talking with this really cool female coworker.
Her and my boss are easily two of the most chill women I've met.
Or so I thought.
Coworker has a long distance relationship that goes south.
She's crying and talking to my boss about it the next day.
Feelsbadman.jpg
Accidentally overhear.
>"Now I'm single at 26 and I don't know how I'm going to pay off all my student loans."
You fucking wot mate.
feelsbadman.exe has crashed
>"You can always try the seeking arrangements website."
My boss suggests.
>"Oh no I have way too much self respect for that. Guess I'll just find someone else."
They were so casual and frank. I just went to the back room and tried to hide what I felt from my facial expression. All women really are like that but even the "cool" ones just hide it really well.
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>>35700130
>Stacies turn out to be typical roastie whores
And you were surprised by this?
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>>35700335
I let myself get lulled into hoping for a unicorn. Won't happen again.
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>>35700130
they trade sex for money essentially
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Robots who make alcohol, hear my plea. 2017-03-22 01:54:49 Post No.35700095
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Robots who make alcohol, hear my plea.
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Alright it's time for another booze thread, who here makes their own alcohol? I personally like to make mead and I need a name for my newest batch. It's made with 13lb of honey, mango and raspberry juice, and in 1 month I'm going to be adding pineapple chunks. This beautiful bastard needs a name and I would like you anons to help out since you've all made me laugh over the years.
Other anons alcoholic creations are also welcome in this thread.
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the fruity ass honey pot ;>
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I'd drink that
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>>35700129
That's a good one, I like that.
I'm just going to start posting my other batches as well. This one was a black berry sweet mead that I named Madison Sweet Black.
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>be me
>sophomore
>touch less virgin
>everyone knew too
>Chad comes up in health
>"when are you gonna get a gf anon?"
"Get one? I already got one!"
>"oh yeah? Who is it anon?"
"Your mom, banged her last night"
>"ha! My mom's dead"
"Dead girls can't say no"
>"my mom is cremated"
"Well I poured the ashes into a mold and made a fleshlight"
>a chadling speaks up, with Chad teary eyed
>"dude his mom is actually ducking dead!"
>didn't realize until this moment
>teacher saw the whole thing and I was suspended
>no one talked to me for a week
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>>35700083
Why wouldn't you take him saying his mom is dead seriously? I'm sure he'd have a good comeback if she weren't. Honestly, my mom is also dead and if someone said that kind of shit, I'd cry too, even if I was the local Chaddy McChadderson.
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>>35700817
Idk. I genuinely thought he was kidding
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>implying that isn't alpha as fuck
Chad thought he could pick on you, but you showed him who's boss. Fuck normies and their feelings