Anon, why are you blushing? It's like you've never seen a pussy before
Women don't talk like that. Hentai writers come up with better dialogue.
>>35701593
>tfw never seen a vagina
I'm subhuman
>First time tripping on acid
>At a sketchy as fuck house partylike not a nice normie house party it was really fucking weird
>Sitting on floor
>Girl nearby sitting on bed
>Crotch is eye level to my face
>Just looking around, seeing all the patterns
>Glance at her
>She's wearing a skirt
>Swear I can see her pussy lips
>Stare for a few seconds
>Trying to figure out if those are pussy lips, a camel toe or if I'm just waved out on acid
>Suddenly realise I'm staring up a girl's skirt surrounded by people
>Go back to looking around stupidly
I've done a lot of work on myself since coming here last. I can finally say I'm better than all of you so here goes. Roast me faggots. Bet you can't lmaoooo
>>35701552
there isnt enough face for that nose anon
>plastic surgery fixes this
is this a slab of original bait?
>>35701687
No I just feel good about myself now and I wanted to see if anyone could put me down
>just defeated another anon in an argument
feels good
>tfw e-crush sees me get btfo in a 4chan argument
>ctrl alt del my life
>4chan argument
>anon threatens you and says he'll get your ip and hack you
>give him your ip and tell him to come at you bro
>anon says he "can't be bothered" and he'll get one of his "minions" to do his dirty work for him
fuckin KEK
>>35701549
>get btfo in an argument
>start attacking myself so it feels like I never lost
Mom asked if I had a girlfriend when I went over to her place for spring break. Being a virgin who never had gf, I said no. For half a second she looked at me with a profound mix of intense sadness and disappointment.
It reminded me of a scene in Grendel. Context:
Grendel is a monster who lives in a cave and humans have recently stopped being nomadic and are now conquering lands that he was in first. Viking Chads and Stacies throw loud ass parties and so Grendel crashes them and has his own little beta uprising.
He can understand humans but they can't really understand him so he's an outcast in their world even when he tries to make peace and be friends so instead he just goes on killing sprees.
His mom and other monsters can't communicate with him so I guess he has autism and is /ourguy/. She worries over him and tries to speak with him but it doesn't work for some reason. Then Chad Beowulf who is monsterish kills Grendel.
Anyway, interacting with my mom just brought the memory of the book back.
So gay "girl watches you get fucked" threads and constant reocurring MBTI threads and constant repeat fembot threads on an original board get bumped but anything remotely hinting at trying to be original or insightful gets slid. Fuck this gay earth. My board is dead. No more home for the robots it seems.
What did she say after the look? Im glad my parents are fuck ups. They are proud of their children even tho we mostly just struggle and are weird
>>35702345
I know that feel. Parents are the same for me. She just said "Oh, ok." and cooked dinner. I played vidya. She's proud of me in every aspect outside of dating haha. Life is pain. Maybe she could sense it and just wanted me to stop being lonely.
Help I want to fuck a coworker so bad.
She's not even hugely attractive but I got hooked on the special attention she would show me at first but now she's just indifferent.
Is it perilous to just tell her I want to fuck her? Her and I are kinda close at work.
>>35702019
Kind of. Just ask her out on a date. Maybe ask her out to dinner. Depends what's in your neck of the woods.
>>35701469
>the special attention she would show me at first but now she's just indifferent
Yeah of course. She showed attention to the new guy until he wanted to fuck her real bad, then stopped caring once she achieved her objective.
She knows you want to fuck her. You couldn't hide it nor act on it in time. If I were you I'd give up but I don't know if there's anything you can do as I'm not a normie.
What sexual fantasies do you have that you think no one else has?
>tfw you will never be forced by a group of amazons to fornicate with another straight tiny, weak, and effeminate white cis male in front of them for their sexual entertainment as they laugh and yell homophobic insults at you while at the same time masturbating as they stand above looking down on you
>>35701448
yuvgfhufdasofwqeiugo
>>35701448
>that you think no one else has
Well I don't know about that but I listened to this last night and was un-fucking-believable. Not strong enough to say it's a new fetish but holy fuck.
https://soundgasm.net/u/belle_in_the_woods/Mr-Stranger-script-by-uJackofftoaudio555
>tfw ywn be a shota trap whose limbs were amputated at the elbows and knees, so you have to walk around on all fours everywhere, and you're kept as a cute little pet by a nice mommydom who takes care of you
>tfw ywn be a shota trap whose limbs were amputated entirely, and you're used as a dick warmer and human toilet by horribly strong, disgusting, abusive futas
>tfw ywn be a shota trap who's turned into a human seweage pipe, one tube permanently fixed to your mouth, another to your butt, a VR head set attached to your head, forced to process girl poop and pee all day every day for the rest of your life
I might marry a girl for $30,000.
I got this offer from my dad. She's from our home country and she's already in USA, she's just trying to extend her green card (the thing that is allowing her to live here legally) from 2 years to 10 years. My dad's telling me that I'd get 10,000 in cash up front, and then the rest in payments over time. Here's the issue though, it's kinda illegal. But I'm thinking... how would I even get caught? How could they prove that I'm not really in love with this girl?
Can I get some thoughts on this, robots?
What's your dad's stake in all of this?
>>35701438
Might as well, the girl gets what she wants, you get money and it's pretty much impossible to prove
what cunt?
more importantly, is she qt?
Is it normal to almost feel like I'm about to pass out after I finish fapping
>>35701370
No, you're going to die.
>>35701370
>when you fap that hard you almost kill yourself
youre lucky anon, i wish i could do that
>>35701370
You're not supposed to almost feel, you're supposed to actually pass out you doofus, you're not doing it right.
How come Pepe never talks about his oldest friends?
>>35701357
landwolf was really the best character
He got too famous for them
>>35701731
Which one is Landwolf?
I have this female friend/coworker that i've known ever since grade school, she's about a 7-8/10 and she's always been very kind to me.
However, ever since i've started browsing this board my view on women has become twisted and i can't help but act cold towards her.
What the fuck do i do? are women really like what you guys say they are? needless to say i like her (even though she has boyfriend) and i don't want to end our relationship.
>>35701271
yes, they are as bad as we say they are. Look at laws. Look at the herds of lonely men and scarce few lonely women. Look at how all the effort of dating is put on women. Look at how women will literally ask how much a guy makes before dating him whereas males never do the same. Literally look at biology and tribal dating patterns. women are pampered manipulative fucking parasites.
>>35701271
If you are that suggestible to meme magic you should probably kill yourself. You would rather believe the made up stories of internet autists than your own experience.
>>35701271
See what happens next time you need/want ANY support (emotional, financial, anything), 1 on 1 time, a confidant, or life advice.
I guarantee you it will be shit, if anything at all.
> MySpace got overly-complicated and overrun by niggers, so everyone moved towards Facebook
> Facebook got overly-complicated and overrun by niggers, so everyone moved towards Twitter
> Twitter's getting overly-complicated and overrun by niggers, so many people moved towards Instagram
> Instagram got overly-complicated and overrun by niggers, so many people are moving towards Snapchat
> Snapchat is getting overly-complicated and overrun by niggers
See a pattern?
>>35701253
>See a pattern?
Yeah you're retarded.
>>35701313
People ditch social networks once niggers overrun it.
>>35701359
So how come facebook has been the dominant social media platform since the mid-late 2000s?
You're probably too young to have even been on myspace back in the day, it was nothing but white emo kids and white rock band pages, myself included.
Why are so many normies into anime and becoming weebs now?
Watching a few anime is one thing, becoming weeb is quite another
>>35701204
It's because of all the cancerous Facebook pages and "ironic" memers
It was only a matter of time anyway until it went the same route as video games becoming a normie activity
All weebs must hand and have their blood salt the earth their basements were built in.
Day of the dub when
Name literally one thing wrong with cheating.
>humans innately like new and get bored of old
>occasionally one night standing is somehow "bad"
It's all because of what we are taught. Cheating really isnt a big deal at all. Maybe its because Ive never talked to women that its actually made me have brain cells but there is literally nothing wrong with both parties fucking someone else for a night every couple months
if my husband cheated on me i would shoot the whore, him, then myself
>>35701182
>betrayal of trust
>not wrong
Choose one.
>>35701208
Thats because you're a woman you stupid fuck, the logic is too incomprehensible for your brain.
So I just gave into my furry fetish and fully embraced it by writing my first erotic story.
Is this it now? Is there no way to go back?
>>35701049
share that shit, homie
write reptile p0rn cuz the elite reptiles are really butt hurt they cant escape the planes orbit.
>>35701172
Please be kind...
https://www.furaffinity.net/view/22970629/
I'm not gifted or anything and I'm not going to say I'm a good writer or anything.
Any other manlets here?
>tfw only 6'2
>tfw manlet
>tfw when having to stare up at 6'7+ Chads everyday
JUST
>>35701040
im 6'9 tall lmao. Still alone tho
>>35701040
>tfw 7'2"
>still no gf
what the FUCK
>>35701040
>only 6'2"
you must live in the netherlands if that's too short.