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Fucking sisters friend 2017-03-22 03:19:00 Post No.35701920
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I need some advice fellers. I want to fuck my sisters friend soooo bad; I've wanted to for years now. We're both adults but our families are VERY close and we can't just go and fuck like regular people. We both secretly want each other but have never admitted it to each other. What do? How do I tell this girl I wanna bang her?
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need a hand here guys, I don't know what to do.
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>>35701920
>>>/adv/
/r9k/ is no place to give advice THIS SERIOUS.
The only thing I'm going to tell ya is that you should start hanging out with her and maybe ask her for a data some weeks later IF AND ONLY IF she is really into you.
I don't think you will have problems if you dated her, in fact, I think you would be a better man since their family already knows you and I assume you're a good man and not a bitch outcast autist.
So don't be afraid senpai, start dating and later on marry her and fuck her because if you only want sex only, you can't do that since you would cause a big family fight, not just a small fight between you and his parents.
Seriously, please go to /adv/ if you want advice from a real psychologist or HRfag, I kinda am an /adv/isor but please stay away from /r9k/ for advice.
Regards, an /adv/isor.
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>>35702051
I fucking missed out on an opportunity alone with her a while back. Fucking regret and a half
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>"Hola vato. Mi familia just moved in next door. Eh, you mind if my kid hangs out? Me and my old lady gotta do a thing."
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>>35701857
"yeah sure, that's alright I guess"
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>>35701857
Ay, puto. que barrio, homes?
we dont want no fucken norputos around here, ese a la verga eh
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>>35701857
"No, I'm busy. Nice to meet you though."
Quickly close the door.
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How do you avoid getting old?
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>>35701806
dying i guess
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>>35701806
Kill urself when young is my plan
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In what way, anon? Physically or mentally?
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How can YELLOW FEVER white weebs ever compete with cute asian boys at looking adorable with their asian girlfriends?
Protip: They can't.but Blacks can.
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>ywn be the hakuna to her matata
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>ywn exchange lolipop licks in uniform
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>ywn watch evangelion with her (the romantic asian way) it's a lot different.
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>Tomoko picture with "tfw no ___ bf"
>Remilia picture with "random guy enters my discord" copypasta
>Picture of a girl with a choker and "hey /b/ I keep seeing girls wear these black things" copypasta
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>the only threads that get more than 100 posts are about sex, women, or homolust
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>>35701786
YOU WONT DO IT YOU FUCKING PUSSY, PLEASE DO IT I HAVE NOTHING TO LOOK FORWARD TO ANYWAY
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>>35701786
>That one copypasta of the qt on the subway
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Hello. I am the hacker known as 4channel
AMA
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>>35701749
can you hack me diamonds in minecraft please
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>>35701770
Yes I just need to bypass firewalls to acces the debut frameware to mess with the algrethims. What's your account name
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>>35701749
Can you get a keemstar nude for me
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Should I kill myself? I can't make anyone happy, and there's no love for me in this world. I'm a complete failure with nothing to hope for. I can't stand this anymore
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>>35701728
t. every other person in the world
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how's the 19th year of your life treating you op?
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if u want to see where it leads the knowledge of going past this world.
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Why do black people get to exist?
>playing r6s
>the ONE person that has a mic (reminder mics are pointless if only one person has one)
>dumb nigger just eating and talking very loud with his friends
>Kill him for being annoying
>he chimps out
>spawn kills me next round
>"BITCH ASS NIGGA GAHAHAHHA"
>he shoves more junk food in his mouth
>talks about his plan to kill me and two other teammates as soon as we spawn
>we spawn and I didn't shoot him because I was casting my vote along with another player to kick him
>he kills 2 of our teammates
>gets kicked automatically
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>>35701718
"Chimps out"/"chimping out" is my new favorite term
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>>35701718
>Why do black people get to exist?
Idk.
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>>35701718
why does anyone get to exist?
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>tfw no ostfrisian bf
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>>35701699
You eventually someone m8, if you want I can give you my kik?
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>>35701699
one day tomokoposter you'll stop posting "tfw no [X] bf" and just let me talk to you and try to make you happy
so it can all fall apart in the end, of course
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>>35701699
Tomokoposter I'll be your bf :^)
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I'm honest at a point where if I have the option of a free TitanX versus the love and attention of a 10/10 qt for a day, I would pick the graphics card.
> what would you choose?
> what does our choice mean?
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It doesn't even mean anything if it lasts for only one day.
Assuming you get to keep the graphics card, that makes it an infinitely better choice.
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>>35701706
But having never experienced a 10/10 qt (and probably never will) this is a once in a life time chance to know what the fuss is about.
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Does that mean i can bang her?
if not, Titan X.
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OOOOHHHHH YEAAHAHAHAHAHA!!! THAT'S THE TICKET!!! SXSTRETCHHH IT ROBOOOOT!!!!!!!!!!??!?!?!??!
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WUWUWUWUWU YEASSS HARRDEEEER!!!
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oh jeezi
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OH YES! OOOHH YEEESS!!!!
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Dubs decide what I write
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>>35701611
/thehehred
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>>35701611
COCAINE IN MA BRAIN
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>>35701611
>Painted nails
If you don't have a dick, get the fuck off of this website
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Stop scrolling
Post what you're listening to right now
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>>35701601
I'm watching WWF from 2001.
Feeling nostalgic.
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>>35701601
Posting mine
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OBb4k4au3MU
>>35701618
>tfw
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5eVphwKQ6QE
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I am making my /internetgf/ do this for me tomorrow, when she wakes up. She is very submissive and is open to trying out most stuff. Any suggestions for things we should try, and pictures she should take? I should be able to deliver with pictures soon enough. Do any of you have experience with sub girls over the internet?
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I have been edging her and denying orgasm for the past few days. I am trying to see how long it takes to break her.
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No one else knows this originol feel?
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jealous of your gf
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>tfw no gf to sound me
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th-that might be kind of nice if it wouldn't hurt and wasn't dangerous
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>>35701615
it doesn't hurt
it feels a little awkward at first, you just have to learn a new form of sexual pleasure
as long as you are using tools designed for sounding it's not dangerous if you are reasonably careful
and for fuck's sake keep your equipment sanitized
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>>35701673
Do you have any starter tips for someone who wants to try this? N-not that I want to try it, I-I heard a friend mention he thought it might be fun, he-heh.