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What's been bothering you the most as of late, /r9k/?
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The lack of direction
I feel free, but with nowhere to go, it just seems more like
being in freefall.
Cold and alone and nothing to look forward to
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>>35703194
>that fucking picture
Holy shit I've found my spirit animal
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my thoughts and my body

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I don't even know anymore

> be me
> 27, going on 28 in a few months
> still haven't got in shape
> still haven't finished university
> no money for an apartment or a house. Still living with my parents.
> haven't done anything with my life
> all I got is basically a car (to get to work), a computer and a motorcycle; it's the only thing that can make me forget just how of a sad, fat fuck I am: motorcycling like there's not tomorrow or gaming.
> basically 28 years wasted at this point
> huge depression that lasted almost 6 years. Took all my energy fighting the urge to drive my car in a concrete wall.
> no gf
> never had physical contact except handshake
> never had any kind of relationship
> think about loneliness most of the time
> trying to be a good person to everyone
> people are good to me but I can still feel they only see me as a sad, fat, virgin weirdo
> friends bring me to strip clubs. Only makes it worse. They look at me like some sick dog.
> why my friends are even friend with me?
> unfollow everyone on facebook who post pictures of their happy couple or their babies
> basically just following nihilist pages at this point

Why couldn't I chase some whores in highschool like everyone? I always thought I was better for not letting my urges/emotions get in place of reason. Now I'm depressed day and night. I can see I'm not like normal people and it makes me sad. Maybe I'm just an undiagnosed autist or something.

I've started reading on meditation. I'll update you guys if it makes things more bearable.
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>>35703164
You sound like me. Meditation helped a lot with taming my sperg tendencies. Chasing whores is worthless, although I know how hard that is to convince you.
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>>35703164
you have to take small steps. Stop worrying about your age. You can't change anything about that anyway.
>Save up some money
>finish studying
>move out
>find work
>get involved in your social environment at work
maybe you can squeeze in some working out aswell
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>>35703196
Thanks. Motivates me to do it.

>>35703239
Thanks, anon. You're right. I always try to do everything at once. I need to actually develop new habits.

ITT: things no woman has ever said

>I need to suck a dick right now!!!
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But your mother says it all the time.
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I love <my name>
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>>35703143
Given that ONS girls have said that to me/around me while drunk/high, I take issue with your implications.

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is genuine love real?
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depends on how you look at it

orgi
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Yes, but always comes with an expiration date.

Never love them more than they love you.

Stop loving them before they stop loving you.

Constantly falling in love with someone new is the only way to avoid pain forever.
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>>35703119

Absolutely not! :)

It's a fucking joke.

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Is my team dank enough?
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Get that Pikachu out of there faggot. Or evolve it. Don't be the jackass with a Pikachu
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>>35703115
Only if the pepe one is politoed.
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>>35703115
Holy fuck evolve your team

Pepe - Choice item
Steal gf - big root
110 - charzardite y
Maria juana - leftovers
M e m e s - light ball
Neck beard - leftovers/choice band

Then yes you are good

>pot is the ultimate robot drug

How do you even use it?
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Rolling joints will take practice but you have to be a retard to not be able to smoke from a pipe.
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Put some tobacco dude, don't put this much weed in your first joints
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>>35703087
>ultimate robot drug
not a chance. shit gives me panic attacks.

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>They do Jojo references on their profile pic

Dislike.
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>>35703069
It's like we're not even hiding the fact we're virgins
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>>35703069
You think THAT'S bad, check out how fucking trash I am
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>>35703162
Holy shit

Do you even get attractive matches?

I need help. My ultimate fantasy is to kidnap Ariana Grande, ball gag her, tie her up, put nipple clamps on her, crotch rope her, and force her to orgasm. It's gotten so bad that I literally can't masturbate to anything else not related. What can I do to stop this?
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>>35703063
Just do it and get it out of your system.
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>>35703063
Do it, shouldn't be hard to track her down, just don't be dumb and do it on an event/show, be a real stalker and take her while she's jogging or something.
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>>35703063
Do it and make sure to make a video of it

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>you will never be this much of a Chad
Fuck
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>>35703032
I guess everyone here is also a Chad. Fuck you fucks and get off my board, rereeee, etc
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>>35703032
>There's probably some nerd he tormented in high school who didn't grow up to be even half as successful as him
>Every now and then that nerd is reminded of the fact that the Chad who made his life a living hell and who he swore he would get the last laugh on in the end is a beloved and respected actor with an Oscar and millions of dollars.
God can't exist in a world this merciless.
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>>35703032
>I will never be an apeish version of Tommy Lee Jones
I'm glad

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Anyone else here ever felt the heartbreak of being cheated on?

>have female friend in since elementary school
>be me in middle school
>dont want to her ask her out because i dont want to ruin the friendship
>that plus im beta
>friends all push me to ask her out
>she says yes
>biggest smile i ever had
>have relationship that lasts all the way up until college
>there was no better feel than having a best friend that was also my gf
>one day she comes to me saddened and guilty
>tells me she cheated on me with chad
>my world shatters around me like im in inception
>can physically feel my heart break apart
>everything goes cold and i cant breathe
>she starts bawling her eyes out and tells me she is sorry but she had to be honest
>tell her to tell me everything
>she says they were just friends but he made an advance on her and she being the young stupid college girl she is didn't stop him
>depressed as fuck but dump her because im not a cuck
>cry my eyes out like a bitch for a week
>she blows up my phone with sad and angry texts
>never respond because its for the best
>she says she dating chad now
>feathers ruffled
>go home and cry even more
>a week later she dumps him
>she tells me she only dated him to get me to be jealous
>fuck it worked my emotions were so tangled
>asks me to please give her another chance
>say no because once again im not a cuck
>she cries her eyes out mascara running down her face
>cant stand to see her cry so i turn and leave and tell her this is for the best for both of us
>she still texts me to this day asking for us to get back together again

Anyone else know this feel?
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>>35703031
Man that really sucks dude. Don't take it personally though, it's just her being dumb. You'll find a new, loyal girl soon enough.

Don't make her feel like shit though just because she made a mistake. She did the right thing by telling you
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aye OP I do know that feel.

but I wasn't half the man you were

I took her back

several times

I finally grew a pair after a while and left her for good. wish it hadn't taken me so long. but one good thing that has come of it is that I will never ever again take any woman's bullshit. after suffering emotional death time and time again, you become a rock.
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At least she told you and didn't just let it stew for months until you figured it out on your own after she mistakenly berates you for being a horrible sex partner because she assumes you knew she had been cheating.


She's a stupid fucking cunt who is going to keep taking dicks her whole life until she finds one that is wealthy enough to satisfy her and then never love him the same way she never loved you. Congratulations, you've been inducted into the reality that is the majority of women.

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>impeachment for trump draws nearer and nearer
>there's a chance America will have Mike "put fags in bags" Pence as their president
What isn't to love? He'd clean this place right up
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>>35702993
This nation literally does not understand how impeachment works

>"literally shaking" will soon have thunder god pence as president
>will actually have the decency to go through with going to canada this time

Trump impeachment when
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Ahhh self-hating faggot makes post praising daddy Pence another day on r9k
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>>35702993
>>impeachment for trump draws nearer and nearer
lmao what a bunch of bullshit

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>tfw no fembot feeder gf to fatten you and make you a thicc bellybf
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feeding has got to be in the top 5 most degenerate things you can ever do in a relationship
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>tfw no ana buddy bf to starve into skelliedom with
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>>35702981
Nah, top 10? Maybe. Top 20? definitely.

Meet up with this dyke I casually knew in college. I'm the only person she knows in this god damned city.


We share drinks and shoot the shit.


I make her laugh and we get flirty. Grab some of her ass.


We fuck and she even does shit to me with her feet.


Now I'm on my phone and she's sleeping.


I've never liked her (cause shes a dyke)

Does this make me chad now?

I don't wanna be a degenerate so should I claim bf status?

Should I leave cause this wasn't anything but a physical fuck?

My autism (nonreal) isn't letting me think.....
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>>35702888
Pic related (it's her and she's fucking short)
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yes you are chad now. No you should not date her. She just wanted sex and affection because she was lonely in a new city. She does not love you
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>>35702949
nice lay op

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and just HOW long do you plan on being a NEET?
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until I die
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>>35702825
based
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Forever
eternalblox

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Out of curiosity, are there any games out there that you loved to fucking death? I mean, just hours upon hours of your life poured looking at a brightly lit screen, maybe talk to some dude bros while playing it? Yet despite all your enjoyment for said game, you slowly lost interest in it for one reason or another. Maybe the games community died upon release of a sequel, (kind of like the thing cod games do after every new release.) Maybe the devs lost interest, or maybe you simply just got tired of it. Pic related. TF2 was that game for me. No i'm not saying TF2 is a bad game now or anything of the sort, I just simply do not have fun playing it anymore for whatever reason.

Do you guys have any games like that?
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>>35702786
This one rust server was like

Lad heaven for me until they changed a ton of shit now everyone left it

Overwatch is good but no one can group correctly
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>>35702786
I feel you. The same thing happened to me with TF2, and afterwards I slowly lost interest in most video games in general.
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Runescape. I learned to make online friends there. Well, "friends"...they slowly disappeared over time as we grew up. Good times to remember though.

I hope they haven't wiped my account and kind of want to go check, but I don't want to re-download the game driver stuff.

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