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>>35705014
anyone is an opportunity to profit
if you get what iam saying
nigger

why are you looking up twerking videos on youtube

In my experience, black people are alot more upfront, there's alot less backstabbing, shallow bullshit.

/pol/ memes aside, I'd say most blacks are decent people who have their image hurt by niggers.

>>35704936
I was waiting all day for you op.

how do i find a new crush? preferably someone who won't leave me some scar on my self esteem

this being free from pussy bullshit is boring and torture

I wish i had somebody who needed me to love them, and somebody who loved me.

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>>35704834
>doesn't show face
>has /fit/ body
>face must be ugly as fuck

3/10 would bang

>>35704834

Wood fucc

Then acid face

>tfw devilish

>>35704834
T H I C C

Ugly shoes though

>>35704832
I'll go see it with you, dude

I get to be Skull, though

>>35704861
I'm going to the first showing in my hometown on Thursday night, hell I'd wear a power ranger t-shirt if I had one. I'D FUCKING COSPLAY AS A POWER RANGER IF I HAD A FUCKING OUTFIT!

Don't even give a fuck, Power Rangers is my childhood. When I was like 6 my parents bought me the entire first season on VHS, and I loved watching them for a while. Even started watching Super Sentai and Kamen Rider when I got older, like my friend introduced me to Kamen Rider and Super Sentai when I got into college.

I'm 24 now, but I met quite a few people in college that were big into Kamen Rider and Super Sentai. Personally I find it better than American Power Rangers.

>>35704832
>power rangers movie
You'l just swallow whatever shoots into your mouth, won't you?

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Just let her go.

Only temporary happiness is at the end of that road anon.

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It will go away faster each time until you're totally dead inside.

Why do you think it's salvageable? If you broke up because of distance/ being busy, it's a different case than falling out of love or one of you cheating.

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>>35704717
Dude, I dropped out of courtship/human race big long ago, I don't even know what my bare bones minimum would be besides "biological female that isn't a landwhale or a slut."

>>35704717
You're asking vegetarians what is the worst burger they would eat

There arent two genders. There's one, women are objects

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>Okay-looking face
>Not suuuper obese
>Tolerates my interests
>Tolerates my beliefs
>SOME sense of humour
>Virgin like myself (will drop this one if I ever get laid)

How unreasonable is this, aside from the last point?

>>35704695
Friendzone describes the position of being attracted to a girl but having her only want to be friends, it seems rather interesting as a social phenomena.

>>35704695
It's actually a thing wherein a girl uses a male friend's affection to get him to do things for her (in exchange for false hope that they'll one day date).

It is real but everyone has different definitions of what it entails. For many girls the idea of the friend zone is when a guy who actually wants to fuck or date her just pretends to be her friend and then reveal that he actually views her romantically instead.

For many guys the idea of the friend zone is when a girl knowingly takes advantage of a guy's attraction to her and leads him on in the vague promise that they may date: either keeping him as a backup relationship or simply as a means of getting attention.

Ultimately I would say the friend zone does exist that it's mostly a relationship perpetuated by women. We can observe this in how men and women interact romantically. it's generally men who initiate romantic interest in a potential partners. What many girls don't understand is that if a man isn't attracted to them and they can't help in in some way then he's not going to go out of his way to talk to them at all. Friendship? He probably has male friends and if he doesn't then he's more likely to share common interests with men anyway. So if a man has gone out of his way to talk to a woman he hasn't met before and who he doesn't stand to benefit from then it doesn't take a whole lot of brainpower to suppose that he's most likely attracted to her/ The idea that the friend zone doesn't exist is just a collective delusion by women who believe themselves to be so interesting that random guys want to be around them for their company alone.

Now all of this isn't to say that men and women can't be friends. They can but in every case where a man and woman are friends it's always as an offshoot of another relationship. Say one of the is dating the other's friend. Men and women are biologically designed to find the other sexually attractive. If a man strikes up a conversation with a woman knowing nothing about her than how she looks then he almost certainly attracted to her and too many women ignore this fact.

>>35704659
That's why you don't date Mormons you fucking fool.

>>35704703
b-but I'm a Mormon anon

>>35704703
also
>any year
>not wanting a pure virgin conservative QT GF

>>35704648
Bumperoni sandy

>>35704648
Yesz plzzzzzz

>>35704648
More bumps for more people

Well, you have to follow through by actually working hard. If you just bitch, procrastinate and don't change those habits you'll never be anyone's boss.

>>35704618
Carry a knife and just roast the fuck out of those faggots.
If they attack, slash them.

>>35704643
False. Most bosses are "people people" and are good at human management, and actually suck at the job they look over and have a very limited idea what it actually entails

Interest fact: The show "Friends" is actually the inventor of the term "friend zone."

You may now return to your regularly scheduled bitch thread.

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>>35704600
>Unapologetically flirty with beta in sales while engaged
>Consciously aware the beta salesman loves her and chooses to manipulate the fuck out of him
>Breaks off engagement for beta salesman and STILL won't date him
>Gets mad/depressed when beta salesman leaves and gets a better gf
>Is generally a lazy cunt who fails at everything she tries and has to fabricate a job to move past the reception desk
Her tits are literally her only redeeming quality.

Ross is the dog from scooby doo. He doesn't have a mind.

>>35704560
I really wish I knew the answer man. This is why all my attempts at a relationship have completely failed. I always talk to a girl and run out of things to say and it ends up being awkward silence.

>>35704560
ask her for pics of her feminine penis

Depends on what you wanna get out of this. Wanna date her? Cyber sex her? Just someone to talk?
Meaningless conversation is fine for a while but it's dull and pointless in the end. You gotta make progress. If you want her to send nudes, for example, use innuendos and start telling her to do things for you, like sending audios or pictures and get progressively lewder. If you wanna date mention things you wanna do casually and see if she's interested.

>>35704437
Some people thinks that you're an autist or an idiot for being kind.

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>>35704437
no, was diagnosed with aspergers
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>>35704502
well that's just innocent adolescence, got over it eventually?

>>35704520
really? I never was diagnosed, my parents feared they'd stuff me with all sorts of pills

>>35704406
She's probably just very close friends with Jeff.
In all likelyhood Jeff is a beta orbiter of hers.

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>>35704406
You should really ask this on your facebook, dude

I can't like this awesome post on 4chan, because there's no like function, dawg

>>35704406
She's getting the coupe de grace.

gg was a straight g
i dont even like his music he was just kickass

>>35704402
I hate the treat others how you want to be treated. I always treated people with kindness and offer to help with stuff. Never say creepy shit or flirt with anyone. In return everyone treats me like a freak.

>>35704435
Lel his music's terrible but I love it