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>>35705609
I work full time and I love women.
I hate myself and have many introverted hobbies

>>35705609
I am a NEET but I don't hate women because it takes too much energy

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2D>3D
(oregono)

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>tfw ausfag

get rekt amerifats and euros, here comes winter.

>>35705526
so move to the southern hemisphere, our daylight hours are getting noticably shorter and it's a beautiful thing

>>35705598
What about September?

Anyway, no thanks, I like the sight of the grim commieblocks in a snow storm

It took you that long? I realized I was different first week of school when I saw how everybody else was able to form friendships with complete strangers yet nobody wanted to talk to me.

I was "weird" because I didn't seem to enjoy the same things that my peers did.

at the end of elementary school
after the diploma ceremony I just grab my stuffs and left without saying a word to anybody
I went to a cybercoffe to play mame32
while I was there I saw all the other kids from my saloon passing by singing and going to a graduation party to celebrate
I dropped to the floor and hided until everyone passed
in that moment I realised how pathetic and weird I was and that my life was goin to be like that

>>35705433
There are plenty of us women who have Asperger's.

They exist, but if they're high functioning they'll just come off as a bit eccentric and still have a lot of friends so you won't really notice until you start dating them

They do exist, but men are diagnosed with autism 4 times as often as women are.

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Look at pictures of ducks to distract yourself.

>>35705405
Just go for it anon, not like anyone here could possibly judge you

>>35705405
>Is it just a reddit meme
It was a meme that started on /b/ sometime prior to 2007 or 2008.
>Is there a science behind it
Overfapping can make you desensitised to physical stimulation to the point of eventual erectile dysfunction. While lack of fapping can create its own problems.
>Should I just fap
Do you want to?

i would know as i am well versed in this subject

>>35705442
Do tell then. Why is that?

>>35705386
Idk, maybe it's something normies do. No girl I've been interested in in the past few years (while I've been in college) have done this to me, and the past two girls I've been interested in (one a coworker from last summer, and the other my current/first girlfriend) have both never been in relationships. I guess I kind of have an eye for that kind of girl. They were/are both pretty much exactly my type and pretty cute. Maybe you're looking in the wrong places? Hard for me to say since I haven't really struggled with this problem before.

Can we assume 18+?

>>35705362
i lost my membership a while back so now i just lurk around edgeville wearing my void mage armor that i still have equipped

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Who here /nostalgic/? Every time I get on OSRS or even RS3 I get bored as fuck, but I get really nostalgic thinking about how I used to play

>>35705332
There, there, OP. Maybe one day.

>you and friend plan outfits
>she says she was just kidding

:(

>>35705332
ywn means "you will now" you fucking fuhnook

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Welcome to the /foreveranoutcast/ club.
Enjoy your stay.

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one of us one of us one of us

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

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>>35705319
Reminder: There is no such thing as a "cyborg". It was a termed coined by pathetic, failed normalfags to justify their presence on this board. There is no spectrum. You are either a normalfag, even a pathetic one counts, or a homebound, neet loser.

Now kindly fuck off.

>>35705252
This girl I've been trying to talk to keeps ignoring me. What should I do, Elliot?

>>35705304
Corner her, rant about how girls like her are ruining your life, then stab her 237 times.

>>35705304
Just be yourself, bro.

And if that doesn't work, fuck that bitch up.

Do you have any proof or evidence to substantiate this claim?

>>35705210
did you know every time you sneeze it's someone talking about you?

>>35705210
Where is this staggering number of women when I'm awake?

>optometrist appointment tomorrow at 9:30 AM
>1:22 AM can't stop burning my eyes with memes and ladydicks

It's a citation; it's not like you need to be high functioning. Just go in and pay your fine then leave

>>35705185
Stop looking at memes

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>>35705044
Just remember OP, it's never this good in person

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>tfw you will never live in a sprawling megapolis like Tokyo

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MtdupS0gRt0

watch this instead

HE WALKS, YOU SAY SIT DOWN IT'S JUST A TALK

HE SMILES POLITELY BACK AT YOU,

YOU STARE POLITELY RIGHT ON THROUGH.

>>35705027
I've stopped asking that question a long time ago, lad. This board has its way of making you just go along with it because thinking about it for too long will make you go insane.

>>35705043
But still, there are people here who unironically think traps aren't gay.

>>35705027
>If "she" has a dick, and you have a dick, how exactly is it not gay?
only very stupid people ask this question