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day 20 of nofap and feeling the same.

You might have varicocele. I have it and it sucks.

sounds like testicular torsion

or cancer of course

>>35712000
wait it out

wank it out

>>35712000
>Me
>Feel better?

>>35711877
I mean it probably fucked you up but I don't know if that's what made you a tranny

>>35711877
I'm willing to bet that it was the primary cause. "Born this way" is a meme.

>>35711877
Do you think being raised by single mom + living with aunt and sister in all girls household is more of a factor

I know im basically brosciencing but I want to know what robots think

>>35711970
I felt like I wish I was a girl before anything happened, I felt those feels for as long as I remember. But I wonder if I would grown out of them in a different family setting

>>35711820
Never heard of him, but he sounds good.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dIC4VSUE7q4

>>35711907
That's some impressive animation.

https://youtu.be/nT1Y0m8MX2I

>>35712074
The guy who does the music uses lots of anime movies or older animes. He matches the song to the animation really well.

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>It's yet another "dad calls you while drunk" episode

>>35711666
Fix the things he criticises about you dipshit

>>35711666
Are you serious? Orig

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please don't leave me alone in here anons

>>35711572
OP I-I'll be your friend

>>35711572
>how are you going to take care of me when I get old

My giant dick
*unzips dick, throws it over my shoulder*

Always worked.

i can pretend that i really enjoy your jokes, buddy up with the important directors, and shirk my "work" and any difficult task that doesn't get seen by higher ups at every possible time. additionally, i can send a ton of emails at 3am when i'm gaming to make it seem like im awake at that time stressing out over my assignments.

>>35711429
DEEEZ NUTZ

>>35711324
>masters
>biology
KEK

Got a free CRT TV recently, going to play the first 3 resident evil games and some other games from my childhood.

>>35711349
Not OP but that's about the only way to make a biology degree somewhat useful; even though it's probably one of the worst STEM fields

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online stuff doesn't work.
i'll sit there for 20 minutes trying to figure out how to open up, then 20 minutes will turn to 40.

it's just cringe. anything you could type online is cringe because there's no tone, no context, no expression, no nothing.
it's like someone trying to serenade you over 4chan, they just look like a desperate retard in the process.

dunno how people haven't realized this or maybe they have, they just like the services too much, i dunno, whatever floats your boat, i don't give a shit.

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>>35711289
i'm surprised to chose to make a fem profile instead of a chad fake profile. they are more fun

>>35711289
Post some catfish screenshots please

>>35711210
What's your idea of a "decent conversation" OP?

>>35711210
Going to the extreme doesn't really help. What I do is just stick to activities where I don't have to interact with those people at all. Here, I can hide it. I stopped trying to talk to people and just focus on solitary activities

>>35711654
Where someone isn't an asshole for no apparent reason.
>>35711697
Thank you, I guess I should try and do the same.

Protip: just select 1 random square the next try and pass

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It's because robots aren't supposed to solve captchas, it's made so that only humans can solve them.

In other words, if you can post, you're not a robot, you're a fucking normie.

>>35711253
this

>1st pass
>the actual test

>2nd pass
>now that we trust you can solve these tests, train our robots for us :)

Maybe hang out with friends, if there is something in this husk of a world that can make me happy, it's people I like.

>>35711343
Fuck no. I'm much better off all alone. I instinctively avoid people like the plague and I'm not even afraid to admit I'm happier in solitude.

Textbook depression symptoms anon. If you really want to feel better, go see a psychiatrist. Meds might not work immediately, and even the right ones can make you feel worse at first. Changing your life for the better comes after that.

>>35711100
I've been to a couple of weddings and all the bridesmaids were already in long term relationships. It's probably like that for most weddings. Even if they were single they'd probably want groomsmenchads and not some random creepy robot

>>35711100
where is #4's right hand?

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>>35711100

>go to wedding
>some qt bridesmaids
>every single one being orbited by chad rugby player bfs

Get a $9.50/hr job 10-20 minutes away. You'll save money on gas and insurance, and save time as well.

>>35711777
After probation, it's up to 13.70 though

>>35711966
Any job that has a probationary period is trash. What state do you live in?

>>35711027
>What's stopping you from enduring this abyss and coming out on the other side?

im not on a dozen of antipsychothics and antidepressants like him?

>>35711027

haven't seen him mentioned in a while. I guess it helps to be talkative and sperg out only in rare occasions.

>>35711177

He's been doing well. Most of his "fans" only pay attention when his life is in the shitter. Videos of him breaking down are in the thousands of views. Ones where he is spouting bullshit bro motivation garbage don't even hit 1k views.