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>>35712883
black people do this

My fat fuck roommate does this and out of habit I've started doing it in the apartment.

>>35712898
I'm black and I do not do this

Btw i asked her and she said she doesn't practice ass or poo related things

>>35712860
Does she have a nice ass? She needs to have a nice ass so she can sit on your face.

she said she will treat me like a normal friend after we finnish sex

and that we can go to beach or to restaurants

how it is being with a 15 years older than you woman?

I read the title and thought you were asking if Jesus was cock teasing
I didn't read anything past tho

>>35712811
It's an interesting question as well. Hope someone else falls in the same confusion you did so I can hear people's opinions on that.

>>35712869
Want my opinion?

>>35712713
But I don't, and that's part of the reason I haven't left my bed during the daytime in 2 months. I don't deserve anything.

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>>35712713
>lol the social contract doesn't exist and no one owes you anything
>what the FUCK why are you a NEET don't you want to contribute to society

>>35712713
every fragmented figure of speech

>>35712700
is being a faggot a good route into being a faggot nigger

>>35712919
Well is it?

jgkhjh

>>35712700
good question

fuk u ghey

>>35712672
bump

rip in peaces to the girly

How did she end up under the bus if the attacker was driving a car?

>>35712973
dunno lol

she's probably shit herself by now

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Don't use Akimoto for your horrible shitposting

>>35712653
If you played jazz for me, it'd have to be in the cool of the night.

>>35712653
>>35713255
I'd kill all muslims and gays just to hear her abs

The anti-abortion thing is sort of a low-rent way to feel like a hero. You just protest outside a clinic and go home.

Whereas if you want to unfuck Africa or something that will actually require tons of effort and money.

>>35712622
Because they're idiots, and their reasoning boils down to religious zeal. People are gonna get abortions regardless of legality (see: the Prohibition, they just made moonshine in bathtubs), so we might as well legalize it to both tax it and provide proper safety.

Besides, dead tumors are surely more important than all the niggers dying of disease famine and warfare in Africa. And yes, embryos/fetuses are just large tumors up until a certain point.

>>35712707
>people are going to murder each other no matter what we do, so we might as well just give up and put the murderers in uniforms and have the smart ones fight other countries and the dumb ones keep our own people in line
Brilliant reasoning, libcuck.

All weebs must be executed

If they have social media/constantly post narcissistic photos of themselves in cosplay, then no they're not cool it's just for show.
The rest of them is a game of chance whether you can find a cute one amongst a sea of the ugly and obese

>>35712680

Taking photos in cosplay is just the excitement of the hobby though. They arent narcissistic out of costume

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>>35712530

Bump

What did she mean by her last actions?

>OOH OH NOOOOO

>bbbBBBBRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPppppfffffffttthththththth!!!!!!

>>35712635
10/10 kek

>>35712530
>Ahmed
Fuck I hate British people.

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>have an extremely shitty day at work
>come home, open up /r9k/
>first thing I see is this picture

bless you OP

>>35712218
That's even scarier for me than picking up a real gf online

Flirting on Tinder won't get me arrested

Fuck off with your "just hire a sex worker" crap.

You don't tell a starving African to "just order Doninoes"

>>35712218
My dick is 4" so I've had intimacy issues

>>35712218
I dont want to catch something. That is pretty much it.
Also Im 23 and fucked 3 girls so far, not that desperate to share a girl with tons of god knows what guys.

>>35712193
who the fuck are you?
original

Why would I ask you anything? What are your qualifications?

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>>35712265
A random tripfag on /r9k/.

>>35712276
I don't know, you're bored or desperate? As for qualifications, I have none.

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>>35712166
>Feel sad
>Go for a fun to clear head
>Nearly back home, feeling better
>Run past a couple kissing and giggling together

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>>35712213
Thats what you get for going for a fun

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>>35712166

>therapist says I should get out more
>says going to restaurants is good practice for getting used to it
>go to restaurant
>order food, everything seems fine so far
>see happy couple
>try not to let it bother me and continue to enjoy my food
>couple talks with waitress, and then waitress comes over to me
>"sir could you please move your seat over there"
>"b-but w-why"
>"sir, just cooperate or we'll be forced to ask you to leave"
>move over while couple stares as me, and then whisper things to each other
>new seat is completely out of couple's view
>tfw waitress acted shitty when I said I didn't want to tip
>tfw therapist probably won't believe that this happened

>>35712106
are you, dare i say it, a massive faggot?

>>35712106
no that would be following Jesus

>>35712106
>Thinks Islam is the true robot religion
>Not Eastern Orthodoxy

>>35712082
yeah I saw this too

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>>35712109
im spooped

orange-anal comment

>>35712123

Jynx? R u okay my man?