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Very few people are good enough to qualify as a potential friend of mine. The number is so small as to be functionally irrelevant.

>>35713330
shut up
shut up
shut up
shut up

>>35713365
what qualities would someone need to possess to be your friend?

>>35713313
I scan shit in and then stock it. Make the new stock guys do the annoying front work we're all the normie customers are so I never get asked questions. It's easy repetitive shit that I do for 4 to 6 hours a day, 5 days a week.

I make under $10. I have to wake up at 5:30 every morning and I want to die. I never really have extra money for anything so I don't do anything. To scared to move on to another job because too comfy and most other jobs require people skills or experience I don't have.

Living the dream

>>35713461
You must have an early finish getting up that early, and working six hours

Whazzup robbits

Programmerbot currently wageslaving from home. A little slow at work so I'm on the chans.

You ugly.

Originalasamading.

>shaving your moustache when you have all the components of a full beard
Why though is it really that shitty?

>>35713311
>>shaving your moustache when you have all the components of a full beard

Exactly, what the fuck are you doing op? Grow out a full beard or shave it but don't have that bullshit on your face

Walk outside and don't return until it's over. Bring your phone or something to entertain yourself so you don't think about the whole time. Don't make eye contact with them, just go and when you come back the scary people no longer exist and you have new curtains

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>>35713291

Leave this thread open and go hide in your closet.

>>35713359
I'm currently sitting on my couch downstairs. I hear them walking around and talking. They have other rooms to do as well. Should I wait for them to leave the house or go when I think they're done with mine? I've got ocd and can't stand being out of my room for long.

>>35713264
Thats average dude
Women don't mind average.
Monster cocks can hurt.

>>35713310
what's considered "monster"?

what's the cut off?

>>35713331
Honestly I think that what qualifies as "monster" is gonna be different for each girl.

Obviously shooped. Probably done by a bitter lanklet virgin.

>>35713258
How is it shooped?
The pain in his eyes just kills me inside.

Is lorna a famous person?

>>35713205
eat a dick, mobilefag

The man on the left or the right?

>>35713205
0 because he's a nigger

come on this is totally original

God has nothing but infinite love for all of His Creation

If only you realized how meaningless this world is compared to Him

>>35713296
>Jacob I loved but Esau I hated
Cath/pol/ics are the most retarded people on earth

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>>35713133
I'd say I am as well. Yet I will say I brought it on myself.

>>35713094
Sadbois are comfy yea

it was until he lost his mind on xanax and the found of his label died rushing to him in a car

>>35713140
What is it about them that's comfy to you?

That's their wetness, or pussy juice. Or cervical mucus if you're weird

>>35713062
That is his precum and it's disgusting

Vaginal fluid. Basically lube the vajayjay produces by itself.

>>35712962
Ewww no

Original

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>>35712962

Berlosconi was right

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>tfw Chad gets extra rations of GBP
>tfw Momma Merkel says that it'll have to come out of your GBP savings

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you tried, kiddo. more luck next time

Pretty sure I can find some more on Pornhub or Instagram.

>>35712989
Eww! Why the fuck are you posting old hags! She's nowhere close! My girls has the eyes hair and skin your girl just looks like a fuck doll!

>>35713004
Postem!

>>35712944
he wasnt, normies love him because he died young and smoked weed.

>>35712967
he was cooler than Marlon Brando and whoever else the young kids think is cool combined

>>35712944
Because he had a white dad.

>>35712935
Is that lexi belle? wow, more Iike taco bell

>>35713026
taco bell? wow, more like taco bell, right guys xDDD

>>35713096
taco bell? more like taco belle

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L-iQZWmE3zI

>>35713195
Zdravo

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPhKoejVTSk

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