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Slept with a married woman

>>35715343
Greentext?

oregano goes nice on pizza

>>35715462
>meet married woman at party
>put penor in penor hole
She was 19 and had a 2 yo baby. Married to the father of the child obviously. Hottest girl I ever had. No regrats

>>35714906
>socially liberal and economically conservative.

So you're just like every other faggot normie who read the wikipedia article on libertarianism and thinks he's really clever now.

Fuck off

no 1 cur, faget

>>35714931
except im not :^)

stay mad though. my stance is the most red pilled stance because ive been to both camps and surrounded myself with nazis for 8 years only to come out a social liberal.

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>>35714890
>18-19
>looks to be at least 10 years older than me
How does this work?

>>35715044
Not sure, but if you think I'm lying you can see that my chest is bare because I haven't grown all of my chest hair yet

>>35714865
Go stab some people in London?

>>35714879
he already did that watch the news idiot

:( I want advice!!!!

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Hey, just having fun with the neighbor!

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>>35714862
How the hell did you get in here.
Mom im not going tolerate this shit anymore, i told you to stay out of my life and now you pick my locks just to humiliate me?
Get the fuck out

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY ROOOM
start to have an autistic rage

>>35714858
By your definition, Chad is anyone who isn't you
fuck off

>>35714858
You think anybody with a gf is chad.

>>35714963
>>35714975

No. Women want masculine top-tier men. Fembots and femanons say they like effeminate men, which is by definition not masculine or top-tier.

"Chad" is just the name we give for an archetype. Yes, women would prefer Chad over effeminate males if they had the choice, which they always do.

>what's stopping you

The price. Why should I waste my money for temporary release when I can just watch porn for free and get the same experience?

>>35714852
>price
>they won't fuck black people
>it would feel really awkward and scary trying to be in such a close contact with a person i don't know

>>35714871
Being with a girl is not the same experience as watching porn for the millionth time.

>>35714893
It's not THAT expensive desu

>console

no thanks pleb

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>>35714850
>console
>oregano

>>35714850

>black guy
>doesn't own nba 2k17

are you for real?

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You're not alone with that original feel

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>>35714798
A game of pretend makes me rock hard

Refer to be me as big pen15.

Holla at me wit ur Steam or discord id, nigger

Another asian man. Who would have guessed? Asians have been terrorizing the UK, asian gangs committing rapes, asian men committing robberies, asian no-go zones.
How do we stop asians?

>>35714737
>family dinner
>I mention that Japanese people have squint eyes
>cousins who are my age start railing on at me about how racist and bigoted I am
>get angry and leave
>family hates me now and thinks im racist

Is saying japanese people have squint eyes racist?

>>35714903
Facts are racist. Only feelings matter.

I did it, nothing to do, so I stopped

But not clubs, just music bars

>>35714746
That is my fear. I don't want to be standing around in the corner with a drink in my hand staring at people because I can't bring myself to do something.

Ideal would be to walk around all night just talking to strangers but I feel like that's a little optimistic

>>35714785
Just try it. I sorta did the whole drink in my hand. Don't care about it.

If that is the worst case scenario you got nothing to lose.

>tfw no tbc bf

Your statement is statistically incorrect; but if you mean why do "certain" black men have little wee wees, it's likely a mixture of poor nutrition and genetics.

Can you just fuck off with this please?

This isn't funny, interesting or clever. It's a vapid iteration of one of the 10 predesignated combinations of cuckold politicing. There's atleast 5 of these up on the catalog at any given time

Why did you post this? Do you just want replies? Get a hobby

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Only normies use the toilet.

>>35714599
Do you honestly pee in cans?
What a broke ass nigga.

>>35714599
Actually bottles.

and actually i do it because i don't want someone to see me.

>>35714580
I was browsin cheap SKS at uni comp sci class and the resource officer had to talk to me. Also i wanted to start a garden without it catching fire so i googled does grass or moss easiest and he askes about that, maybe a peat bomb?

nah senpai ak no good
you got to go with the big boys

>>35714580
I envy you americans
I'll never be able to properly do a (HYPOTHETICAL) day of retribution here in the UK

lol, nazi language, bad player. wtf is this shit?

i will provide unique plays, fun moments and more!

recomment if you like.

if you dont like something, dont wait and tell us.

we will try to improve

lets raid that fucker shall we?