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Let's have a fit rate thread! Share your fits and rate other's fits
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Here is the template for you guys

Originalisimo
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tf are those bands for?
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>>39400648
Bracelet, I only have one.

It's my birthday, and I've spent the last 5 five days on the internet seeing how great life is for some people. People of my age, my own social class, people I used to be friends with. Where did it all go wrong? Why don't I have a genuine interest for anything? Why can't I get over the bad things that happened in to me? Why am i always anxious? Why is my family a bunch of losers like me?

I can't even read a fucking book nowadays, NOT EVEN WATCH A MOVIE. I literally spend all my days on instagram and twitter stalking people and getting angry with the lives they lead. Why am I not handsome? Why am I not talented?
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please respond, I want to talk to people with similar experiences.
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at least you arent this lad
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When was the last time you tried something new?

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https://www.cartoonify.de/

Create your faces & post them ITT

Last thread hit Image limit >>39387429
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Mfw origarino margarino
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>>39400447
whats with all the gibberish almost italian stuff popping up in threads now?
new filter?
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reposting face o

Would robots date a single mother?
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>>39400042
Only if shes a widow.
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>>39400042
The girl I'm in love with is a single mother.
But then I remind myself that she is a single mother and it could never work out.
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Once they are in their mid to late 20s andrealise it's the bes they can do? Yeah.

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Anyone here in their mid 20s and been depressed since they were roughly 13? It's been nearly 15 years but I'm finally starting to believe there is zero chance of me ever finding happiness. Anyway, enough about me, I want to hear about you.
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I've never been happy except maybe kindergarten. Been going on 4chan since I was 11, I was depressed before then and still am now at 20
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>>39400021
i think i've always been like this and it has only gotten worse over the years
it sounds weird but i feel like i'm not even real now
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>>39400021
Yeah. I never found being around froends fun, played video games only as a way to waste my time, went from a severe insomniac (~2 hours a night) to a hyposomniac (~13 hours a day). No motivation in life, hurt myself to feel things. Gonna kms soon. I wasted all my potential through apathy and sadness and I have nothing left.

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>invite vegetarian over for food or whatever
>ask her if she can eat fish
>she says no
>I say okay, well, what about eggs then?
>I'm a vegetarian
>Okay, so...yes?

wtf why am I expected to know these stupid made up rules off by heart
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An egg = vegetable

-you
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Are fish vegetables? Dumbass
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Never take a "vegetarian" at face value. You need to ask her explicitly what she will and will not eat because they all have different levels of retardation.

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>embrace my autism
>join the /vg/ chat on runescape
>even they hate me and make fun of me until i get kicked

what the fuck. i can't even get accepted by nerds. the lowest of the low. I'm lower than 4chan what the fuck. does this mean i need to suicide? yes right?

>no friends
>no gf
>no career prospects
>can't even make online friends
>have mean parents
>no one has ever loved me not even family
>completely alone in this world with 0 resources
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Get off the social ladder. Improve your mind, it requires literally no effort to download a PDF.
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I'II be your online friend
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>>39399900
Must of been the osrs chat. Those guys are a bunch of tranny bots.

Join rs3 if you want actual conversations.

Would you date a cite girl that loved you even if she wears diapers and pisses herself?
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I...would ask her why she does this.
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Yeah, that doesn't bother me.
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*cute

Should have checked it again.

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Is 5 8' considered tall in Japan?
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>>39399710
for a guy. no
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>>39399710
I doubt it, though it's not particularly short either. Why do you ask?
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>>39399753
I thought nips were midgets, okay

I guess I am tall nowhere

wouId you marry with a non virgin woman?
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I don't want goods that have been repeatedly jizzed in, no
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probably not, and im pretty desperate as is.
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>>39399629
nope, now I'm the one who's not ready to settle. I have to ride the pussy carousel now.

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I have a big cyst on my ass crack that hurts like a motherfucker whenever i sit down or lay down and i cant go to the doctor cause im a poor american fag..what can i do to get the swelling down? The pain has become unbearable
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>>39399589
It's probably a pilonidal sinus. It's going to pop some day and you'll be left with a gaping infected hole. There's nothing you can do, go see a doctor.
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>>39399589
antibiotics mostly, you should get it checked by a doc. most butt cysts require draining
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Heat up a needle and lance it, it's going to smell terrible and youll need to drain the fluid so do it over the toilet

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Have any of you guys ever been cucked irl?

My girlfriend has been hanging out with her ex recently and it's starting to make me nervous.
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>>39399528
If you can't communicate to her how that makes you uncomfortable you should probably stop being in a relationship with her.
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>>39399528
Don't allow her to do so. If she comes with the "muh women rights" bullshit dump her like the garbage she is and go get a gf that prefers staying at home, staying with you, not going out, etc.
If a woman goes out what are probabilities she won't get approached by another guy, get raped, even at work or the street, or she herself meet another guy?
I don't how normalfaggots do it I swear, it's like they don't give a shit about getting being cucks
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>>39399528
Why allow her to do this? How are you so fucking stupid anon?

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Any robots got embarrassing conditions here? I'm a bedwetter and hate every second of it.
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I have dandruff and have medicated shampoo.
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borderline *and( asperger's, probably early stages of wet brain/fatty liver, major depression, and just being plain shitty and stupid.
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i have trouble understanding people, ill always have to ask what they said 3-4 times even if i shouldve been able to hear it perfectly

its worse when im stressed or something, then i basically dont process a word anyone is saying

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One day I have this girl orbiting me and wanting to hang. Next day I see her and approached her when she was with her friends, all I got might as well have been "get away from me I creep". Why does girls do this? And if you've got a story related to the subject, please do tell it.
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>>39399491
Shes genuinely attracted to you but insecure about that attraction, you must have low social status or be otherwise ostensibly undesirable and so she is embarassed about liking you around her friends. She does actually like you though its just her lizard brain fucking everything up
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>>39399519
Oh boy. Is there anyway to actually deal with this or do I just ignore her when she's with her friends
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Clearly your social status is not that high if she doesn't want to be seen around you with friends. However if she's actually interested in spending time with you alone, that might lead to something

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I recently good stood up robots it doesnt feel too good.
>Message some chubby girl starts off kinda awkward but we talk alot
>get her phone number snapchat and everything
>call her and it goes kinda well she is flirting back sayong she wants to hold my hand
>first date of existing 22 years old prep myself up, we arranged to meet at 3pm at a spot
>she says she needs time whatever killing time
>all of a sudden she blocks me on everything and i sit there sadly chain smoking
Never lower the bar dont try online dating its all a ruse its bullshit
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RESPOND REEEEEEE WHY WONT ANYONE LISTEN TO MY BLOG POST
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>>39399485

>frequently talked to some cunt on okc
>she seems chill and everything
>tfw she stops talking to because I said I didn't like Steven Universe
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>>39399485
This also has happened to me anon, it hurt like a bitch, the thing is, she didn't block me, she just didn't respond for about an hour and then after i got home she told me she was scared... could elobarate what happened later if you are still here

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