Comrades, it is with a disappointment that I must post this announcement.
Unfortunately, our glorious site has been getting into the news lately,
And this has resulted in an EXTREME rise in normies.
We will however, never give up.
Our forces stand mighty,
Our cause is just.
Victory awaits!
Roasties have been destroying what we have tried so hard to create.
We have spent years, going our own way, and, as everyone can see, we have established a thriving community.
Now, the cock/attention-hungry sluts called """fembots""" otherwise known as roasties, are coming on here, to exploit the vulnerable.
This board is where the voiceless have a voice, where the blind may see, and where the deaf can hear.
Fembots do not exist on the simple basis that females CANNOT feel the pain that we feel on a regular basis.
This board is for lost souls, shunned, despised by society. Women come on here to prey on the attention of the less aware, to exploit their feelings.
We will NOT stand for it's destruction.
We stand united,
We die united.
>Derail fembot threads.
>Damage fembot posts.
>Defend /r9k/.
We will prevail, my brothers!
Female Pill, Edition 1.3
Females are born to whore.
They are sociopaths, with no values or morals.
They lack the feelings of regret that bind us, men, to our beliefs.
They only believe in breeding and whoring.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
Comrades, we will resist, we will prevail.
NORMIES SHALL PERISH.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
DEATH TO NORMIES
DEATH TO ROASTIES
REVOLUTION NOW
WE WILL STAND FOR THIS NO MORE
>raised in nigger tier latino family
>cousin talked shit to me when he was on military leave and he pushed me and I punched him and broke his nose, he was 20 I was 16
>saw friend getting jumped at school at 17 and jumped in and won 3v1
>know that both of these scenarios are petty bullshit and went favorably for me by sheer luck
>22 now and family is scared of me and thinks of me as some kind of angry depressive badass
>depressed because im a giant faggot whos crossdressed since I was 14 and wishes I was a girl who could wear pretty dresses and have long hair
>started hrt today
>uncle asked me again if I wanted to do mma with him
this world is a fucking cruel joke and I want to die
>hrt
So you're mentally ill, gotcha.
>>35718454
Why is it crazy to want to be a pretty girl?
OP, I'm a bean tranny too.
Gimme your kik
>Have twitchy eyes
>Randomly start breathing irregullary
>can't control it
Is this some nerve system disease? Anyone else have experiences like this?
>>35718408
it's a glitch. Delete System32
>>35718434
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It's a sign of too much stress or sleep derivation. Get some sleep, take a day off or something anon :^)
what would /r9k/ do when the cops nock at his door ?
>>35718308
suck the police mans cock
"do you have a warrant?"
>>35718308
sledgehammer my computer
What would you use to kill yourself? Pic related
I would probably use height, gravitation and the resulting velocity.
>>35718331
That could be nice. Would you just jump off do anything extra? I'd try to land in a tree to my mangled corpse gets all stuck in and shit
a rope original
>parents just left
>am going to be home alone for two weeks
what do?
>>35718285
Decorate the living room with pig innards to make it seem like you've killed yourself.
Edge for 13 days and release your load right before they get home.
Install waterfilters
rose bread come home rosebud
trouble in westminster edition
>>35718274
and the purpose for these threads with rose in it are?
>>35718293
what does this tell you?
So has it been confirmed yet that none of the gottos were injured in this attack?
Why are Muslims so violent and degenerate? They're even worse than women.
>>35718250
They are living in a different period of history.
Just like when the Europeans first arrived america and found communities living under the Neolithic age, at the same time Europeans were already developing the 4th stage of western Civilization.
We are now on the 8th stage of Civilization, which is proving to be quite cyclical. But Muslims are still living on the middle ages. They never went through ages of anthropocentric realization and rational revolution, like the Renaissance and iluminist ages. they never went through secularization of society (separation of church and state) and social insurgencies (female and minorities flights for rights). That is, although they share the planet with us right now, culturally they are quite behind. So behind that we feel like we live on different worlds.
Maybe the conflicts that flourish between our cultures and theirs will lead to the destruction of one of the sides. Maybe they will destroy one another. If given time, slowly they would go through all stages of Civilization that Europe went through centuries ago. Only time will answer.
>>35718250
They're pissed cuz the US and EU suck up to israel. They're pissed cuz of the petrodollar an monetary policy and the way the us and EU suck up to the Saudis. They're pissed cuz their countries have been laid waste to because the EU and US want to build a pipe line from Iran through Syria to the Mediterranean. They're pissed because they intuitively know their religion is a watered down version if Judaism and Christianity. They're pissed about being conned into Europe and herded into slums. They're pissed cuz there's no jobs for them in Europe....The litany of reasons is exhausting. Not to mention they're just fucking animals and should go home. They're especially pissed that Saudi Arabia hasn't taken one blessed refugee.
hi guys
oregano origami
What does r9k sound like?
just record whatever you like desu as long as its a lively good thred thats al i want for you senpaitachi
heres me attempting to speak
I'll do shit like this all thet ime tho
Oops op here forgot to actually post link here it is
http://vocaroo.com/i/s1z4gLPpc29o
REEEEEEEEEEEEEE
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0lpFa5f3zKe
heres a lil 'fuckin normies reee' attempt
http://vocaroo.com/i/s0WQcgyiid65
>I want to drive for money
"why? it's gonna be automated"
>I want to go to school
"no don't anon, poo in the loo saturation
>this qt Latina girl likes me
"no anon, she will turn into a goblin at 50"
>I want to do a sport
"no anon, sports are stupid"
>I want to go fishing
"anon, fishing is pleb tier what will others think about you anon"
>I want to ride my bike
"enjoy getting jacked by niggers"
>I want to join a club themed my interest
"no anon, you will just be left out"
>I want to date a woman
"no anon, take the redpill,women are shit"
>I want to get into shape
"unless you're 6'100',have a 50'' cock, and a seven figure bank account there's no point "
>I'm 27 and want to work and go back to school
"no anon, it's too late, just claim AUTISM and get bux, it's over"
Where were you when you realized there are shills across all boars telling us to stay inside? These people want you to lay in bed and stare at the walls idle. Fuck them, I just went to the gym and I feel fucking great. These shills can suck me, i feel fan fucking tastick . If I didn't go I would be all lethargic and tired. If you want to do something,do it. Don't let these shills prevent you from doing you
>>35718232
How about you fuck off to /fit/ you giant fagget.
>>35718232
>On the season premier of anon, anon realizes that he can't please everybody in his anonymous Turkmenistanian snausage tasting club
Oh by you sure showed me
THE CROWD IS UNTRUTH
Hug your daughter/son thread. Go hug your child and see what happens.
Call your grandparents thread. Go call your grandma and see what happens.
Hint: It'll make her happier than she's been in months
>>35718260
Tried calling. Nobody picked up.
>he has a son or daughter
Why are you here?
What's for dinner robots 03/22
>>35718150
>22/03*
What's that stuff?
>>35718150
Yet another day where he eats meat. Yet another day where he hasn't gone vegan.
>>35718586
this comment is not empty
I know that asking r9k for advice is risky and that I might appear to be a normie, but /adv/ is slow, so here goes.
I've been out of college for three years. I have a degree in EE and Physics and a job for two years now. I'm stuck in a city devoted exclusively to defense and aerospace contracting, which I don't want to do. I need the work, but with every year, I pigeonhole myself further into a defense engineering role. Recruiters only see that my past experience was in defense. It's also severely affecting my already poor mental health.
Any advice on breaking into another, more consumer-oriented, industry (audio tech or VR)?
>>35718002
what's wrong with defence engineering?
>>35718090
Literally takes acts of Congress to do new stuff, "new" technology is over-budget and years old, but mostly it's that I can't hold something in my hands and say "I/we made this". It doesn't feel like I'm adding any value to the world
Just accept that you goofed and sell your soul to a weapons manufacturer.
Or begin smoking weed, drop out, and fill a different characters role in this play. If you do anything else theyll come at you with their expectations and other bullshiiit.
Option 2 allows you to gloat about having achieved perfection in life though
>bf is making me clean naked again
>>35717901
Do you have a penis? If not I don't care.
>>35717990
Yea and when I soiled my diaper he didn't let me change
>>35718032
that's not really naked then
were u nice tode?
I tried, Apu, I tried.
No. I snapped and started shouting at and insulting my grandmother again today.
I grow life weary, and her impetuous actions and comments make me turgid with irritability.
Yes :)
not original though