Anyone else done with online relationships?
I feel they are too cumbersome for so little return. Just words in a screen. If they get bored of you, they just delete or ghost you. There's nothing much besides talking. Getting attached just hurts because you don't share a life or contact. Even if you travel, it's just a few hours of hanging out and then go back to just talking.
I'm bored and tired of everyone online. I just want to be alone.
I want to be the plain doll in real life, even though I'm biologically male
>>35719399
>plain doll
Don't we all, anon? Don't we all...
>>35719357
>I ever had a relationship that was exclusively online
>not looking for the closest girl willing to fuck
Round 2 robots let's go, things have developed and I've taken time to think about it. Old thread >>35576706
>>35719275
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>>35719303
Y'all could figure out where I work easily.
>>35719332
Basically meet qt damaged girl and get heart thrown around
I hate how much I fucking like white girls
Because they are the superior female.
Yeah, they Know they're the top of line bitches
>>35719249
*BBBRRRRAAAAAAPPPPPPP*
Hehe come here and smell it anon
Tell me your thoughts on marijuana, r9k.
Do you ingest it in some way?
Do you think badly of it?
How risky is it to try it?
>>35719240
>I smoke it
>Bad as anything that's fun, don't get addicted
>You're fine as long as you're older than 16
>>35719240
>buy it about twice a year
>no but it's bad if you make it a constant habit, it will drain your will and make you lazy
>not risky to try
>>35719240
Don't do it OP. After about six months of constant use your penis will fall off. Where do you think all these transsexuals come from?
Pic is me. Recently shaved my head because people said it looks better, but now i am being called a skinhead by people.
I punched one in the face and he got all pissed. Was I in the wrong? It feels fucking awful getting called a skinhead and even a racist just based off my appearance!
>>35719231
Embrace it and make the shitskins and liberals fear you. Transcend robotdom and become Nazi Chad
>>35719257
I'm left-wing, though. But thanks for the kind thoughts, /pol/.
>>35719231
he doesn't look like a skinhead
What is the deal with fucking "references"?
No word in the English language makes me REEE harder than "references."
Today I filled out an application for a job sorting mail paying $8 hr. Guess how many references it needed? FUCKING FOUR!
WHAT THE MOTHER FUCKING FUCK DO THEY NEED TO ASK FOUR FUCKING PEOPLE ABOUT? I DON'T EVEN HAVE FOUR FRIENDS LET ALONE FOUR MOTHERFUCKING WORK CONNRCTIONS!!!
I swear they want to make it as difficult as possible for us NEETs to get jobs.
I can fill out an application, I can even nail an interview, but I always get fucked over by these goddamn motherfucking "references."
I literally had one bitch turn my down for a job that said I was well qualified (who fucking isn't for a low paying job), but my "references" were underwhelming. What the fuck bitch? "Underwhelming"?
I'm fucking done with this stupid ass shit. Getting a job is all about lying in interviews anyway. Is there someplace online I can pay somebody to be a reference? Literally just answer a phone and say "Yep, Anon worked for me and is competent, now fuck off and stop wasting my time."
REEEEEEEE!!!
Just make up references. Find some business that's closed up and say you worked there or something
>>35719228
Just bullshit them. Rarely do they call references anyway. I listed two random classmates from high school whose numbers I found in an old nokia from 2006, a bro from 2nd grade, and just for keks an old coworker's brother who lives out of state I met literally once at a Christmas party. Either they all gave me a glowing review or the shitty entry-level job I now work at never called them to begin with
>>35719228
I laughed harder at this than I should have, thanks for the keks wagie
Why don't you just get an average 6/10 rural gf who's never had a bf but is impressed by your big city ways and eager to be your cockslut and willing to do whatever you ask?
Because the moment we move back to a city she will become a roastie.
>>35719206
Pretty much this anon had it
I want to
origenial
Hey!
Post your best GFs (images like pic related)
Original Clown GF
(not actually my OC)
>>35719170
What kind of >tfw no gf is this, I need to know.
>>35719276
I love this one. Everyday would be a joy.
Time to be honest, anon.
"I'm a loner because ________."
"I'm a loser because ________."
"I'm miserable because ________."
"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't really like forcing myself to fit in
I make poor decisions that seem good on the surface
I never share my true feelings
I ignore all the signals they give me and only realize it in hindsight
I like different people
anime is shit
>>35719152
>"I'm a loner because ________."
I have a hard time connecting with others in social situations, I feel as if I have to constantly filter and monitor what my body is doing.
>"I'm a loser because ________."
I'm 20-years-old doing part time at a fast food place with no future aspirations aside from telling myself the next day I'll suicide and stop being useless on society.
>"I'm miserable because ________."
My girlfriend of years left me and doesn't want anything to do with me anymore, and I'm too much of a beta to just move on and find someone else. E-gf incase someone calls me a normie.
>"Women aren't attracted to me because _______."
I'm short, I don't cut my hair, my teeth are crooked.
>"I post on /r9k/ because ________."
I have nothing better to do with my time.
>"Shinobu is my favorite girl because _________."
I don't have a waifu, so this doesn't apply to me.
>>35719152
You can insert "I'm a sperg" into all of them.
I try my best to blend in and hide it, but it's hard.
http://nextshark.com/twitter-cant-help-notice-white-netflixs-death-note-trailer/
So boys, here's another fucking instance of tumblr getting buttmad because of 'incorrect casting.' "Can't help but notice how white Netflix's Death Note trailer is"
come on guys. Lets be honest, a live action rendition of the anime is probably already gonna be fucking terrible and cringy already. But what do you anons think about this 'whitewashing' and the pc outrage that always comes along with it?
We need to play this off as the feminists being racist by assuming Japanese characters are white, results would be entertaining.
>>35719138
They already blackwashed L, what more do these bastards fucking want?
you are mixing things op.
people are mad because that casting don't fit the original characters
with a white kira that don't look or resemble kira
and a black L
and the west is terrible to adapting animation to real movies
like pic related
the airbender movie
that ghost in the shell movie
Where does 4chan get its elitism from?
Think about all the posters on /pol/, /mu/, /tv/, /v/, /fa/, and even /sp/, and think about how fucking assured people seem to be in espousing really controversial opinions as a priori truth.
Shouldn't the fact that this site is awash in underachievers, socially maladjusted twenty and thirtysomethings, and dripping with zero-sum positions give people pause on their hubris?
have you seen the people from reddit?
>>35719075
do you know anything about people? haha. it seems like you're saying this from out of perspective but yur right here with us *reachs down to stretch yur scrotal sak over yur hed* shhh, dis is activiation of yur turd eye
>>35719075
>awash in underachievers, socially maladjusted twenty and thirtysomethings, and dripping with zero-sum positions give people pause on their hubris
Most normal, socially well adjusted people like katie perry, blockbuster movies, YA and canned processed food. I gues that's the epitome of good taste according to your argument
Well @realDonaldTrump, at least I will go down as a president!
Ooga booga if if if uhh uhh ahh ahh if if if if
Oakie doke!
Never stop posting
Fujitsu
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c'mon man
is there an extant president or ex-president (from any nation) that has been more officially BTFO than Obama?
Should I do it, anons?
I think she's the one.
>>35719056
you had to say she else i would have thought it was a male
Woah.
Thats pretty shameless.
>>35719120
She's a 28 yr old babe, anon. Watch your mouth.
Comrades, as you may be aware, our fight against the roasties is currently underway.
This is a robot nationalist thread, to improve the integrity, values, and morals of our kind.
ROASTIES GET THE FUCK OUT,
NORMIES AREN'T WELCOME.
Discuss robot-related things here.
ROASTIES CAN'T COMPARE.
Women have all become whores, without any values or morals.
They seek to get your attention,
And they want your pain and misery.
They will use you and abuse you with their deplorable tactics.
All women are whores.
Chicken tendies I desire,
Burning roasties smell like fire.
Your shill tactics I ignore,
You're a dirty fucking whore.
>>35718952
im sick and tired of faggots and normies ruining our board
deus kek
> walk into your room
> see this
what do you originally do?
>>35718915
hey whos a good boy? whens your owner coming back eh?
Send her outside to tend to my plantation.
REEEEE GET OUT NEGRESS