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>>35720822
>"I'm not like the other roasties"

"Lol, I'm just a quirky, video game loving, independent, woman."

>>35720822
"I literally don't care about my appearance or trends"

>>35720745
Then you get super powers.

>>35720745
either you get more desperate about talking to women, or break down and have an incredibly satisfying series of faps

spend time doing productive shit instead of fapping to big titted traps for 5 hours

>>35720705
Cum into a condom. Tie it off like a balloon. Place the cumdom into a thermos full of ice.

Give her the thermos.

Tell her

>If you really love me you'll impregnate yourself with this.

Immaculate conception.

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>>35720754
Totally not gonna do that but genuinely kek'd.

>>35720705

>Have qt3.14 who actually seems interested in me

She isn't interested in you.
You're over analyzing.

I'm small as fuck.
But it doesnt matter , i'm from a third world country where all the girls are little, i have even managed to get a qt gf.

I'll would be beyond fuck if i were born in USA or europe.

>>35720824
I'm from chile.

>>35720986
he's not 1.75, if he really is 5'5 then he is more like 1.65

>>35720618
>HWNDU flag
good lad, hopefully it doesn't stay too long

First for crusade against the British Caliphate

>New job
>things are going okay
>last week they reduced my shift hours by half
>okay.... maybe a one off
>this week cancelled two shifts and reduced hours
>literally had 12 hours week

Okay. They are fucking me up the arse now, aren't they?

I don't even understand. I'm performing above average and passed my trial. Why are the fucking me?

naa, 4chan's the kiddie pool

Far from it.

You'll only very occasionally find child pornography here.
You can't buy drugs here.
The police won't investigate you for posting here.

No, it's the depressing web. Follow the thread of misery and you will always reach this place.

>proceed to tell a joke
>manage to stutter during the punchline
>he doesn't laugh at all and he even starts to look confused
>now I'm getting anxious
>try to chat but I find nothing to talk about
>the other kid doesn't look interested
>he becomes angrier because of the confusion
>"what are you even trying to achieve anon"
>anxiety rises
>i become legitimately scared
>my brain go full autism
>I think "maybe it only work in the sims language"
>start taling in simlish
>like, actually in simlish
>the other kid is now confused and angry
>"anon stop this shit"
>wanted to stop, but i need to look confident
>yeah, that's it, confidence is key
>keep talking in simlish

I don't even know why I thought this would work

>the other kid punch me in the belly so i'd stop
>i understand that i must stop
>end of the autism

later he talked about it with other dudes from the class and i got laughed at, but i kinda expected it

Since this day, I hadn't played the sims ever again, it reminded me of how autistic i am.

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>people who were just beginning their teens in 2009 are now old enough to post here

2009 feels like just a short time ago. Dang it.

>>35720654
they would have been old enough 3 years ago, or near to it.

4/5/6. Occasionally 8/9

>>35720479
they are all hot because of their girl pussies

>>35720479
1/2/5. Will also go for anything on the top line.

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So they feel good about themselves and maybe hope stacy is watching so they get some whiteknight pussy.
Anyway I make fun of suicidal people all the time and people say I'm an asshole, I don't care though because why would I care what normies think about me?

>>35720463
>>35720553
Found the loser kids without social skills

>>35720579
Hi normie, how's leddit

>>35720420
they dont you just want them to

The same reason why white men love asian women at a higher rate than white women loving negro men

You forgot to take your trip off you stupid fucking nigger.

>>35720368
Why do some people have that need of remarking again and again that you are just a friend? She could have posted that photo saying "Amazing day with Anon, thank you". Anyone that knows her should know she's not dating you, and if anyone thought it she shouldn't give a shit. The final hastag is the top of the cake, "hey guys, just let you all know I'm single although I'm using this retard here to live like a literall queen".

By the way what's up with your jeans and socks?

No one worth talking to actually gives a shit about how much of a normie you are. Welcome here

>>35720448
Women get off by making others feel like shit.

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Stop worshipping white women.

>>35720342
WOW MARIE CACHET
MUUUCH BURZUM
SOOOOOOO EDGY

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>>35720535
Stop ironic shitposting.

Story?
>hail the original Commentoli

she went with him willingly didn't she

If he impregnates her before he is killed, I wonder if she will keep the babby

which bumps? it's obvious your dick hasn't seen any pussy lately

where is your dick though??

>>35720187
Damn your dick looks nasty. A shriveled, dry husk.

>>35720175
It's shit like this that makes me feel a tad better about being 5'8. Still sucks ass though.

>>35720175
>tfw 6' male
>tower above even the """"men"""" around me
pretty pathetic tbqh

>>35720204
>>35720175
I'm 5'7 so right between you both.
I grew up out in a rural area so since I was taller than the rest of my tiny family, I didn't start getting a complex about being short until my late teens or early 20's.
So I'm a manlet, and don't even have a Napoleon complex to push me to greatness