What's a roastie trying to signal by wearing this type of shoe?
Asking because I saw a somewhat qt 3.14 wearing them.
>>35720822
>"I'm not like the other roasties"
"Lol, I'm just a quirky, video game loving, independent, woman."
>>35720822
"I literally don't care about my appearance or trends"
What's the end game of nofap?
> so you feel miserable and don't fap for weeks on end, then what?
>>35720745
Then you get super powers.
>>35720745
either you get more desperate about talking to women, or break down and have an incredibly satisfying series of faps
spend time doing productive shit instead of fapping to big titted traps for 5 hours
>Have qt3.14 who actually seems interested in me
>No time to see her irl and too anxious to set up something outside school
WHAT THE FUCK DO
>>35720705
Cum into a condom. Tie it off like a balloon. Place the cumdom into a thermos full of ice.
Give her the thermos.
Tell her
>If you really love me you'll impregnate yourself with this.
Immaculate conception.
>>35720754
Totally not gonna do that but genuinely kek'd.
>>35720705
>Have qt3.14 who actually seems interested in me
She isn't interested in you.
You're over analyzing.
theres nothing worse than being a manlet
5'5 here
I'm small as fuck.
But it doesnt matter , i'm from a third world country where all the girls are little, i have even managed to get a qt gf.
I'll would be beyond fuck if i were born in USA or europe.
>>35720824
I'm from chile.
>>35720986
he's not 1.75, if he really is 5'5 then he is more like 1.65
Counter Terrorists Win Edition
>>35720618
>HWNDU flag
good lad, hopefully it doesn't stay too long
First for crusade against the British Caliphate
>New job
>things are going okay
>last week they reduced my shift hours by half
>okay.... maybe a one off
>this week cancelled two shifts and reduced hours
>literally had 12 hours week
Okay. They are fucking me up the arse now, aren't they?
I don't even understand. I'm performing above average and passed my trial. Why are the fucking me?
is 4chan the deep web?
naa, 4chan's the kiddie pool
Far from it.
You'll only very occasionally find child pornography here.
You can't buy drugs here.
The police won't investigate you for posting here.
No, it's the depressing web. Follow the thread of misery and you will always reach this place.
>be me in 2009
>13 yo
>your typical socially ankward kid with almost no friends
>i don't know how to talk to people, i'm afraid to look like that useless guy who comes out of nowhere for no reason, that everyone makes fun of
>notice that i'm better at socializing in the sims
>decide to get inspired
>take note of everything i do in the game, and in which order I do it
>end up with what i call "patterns" of stuff to do in order to make friends or even get a gf
for example to get a friend you must do something like introduce yourself - [joke - chat - chat - joke - talk about family - compliment] (repeat the sequence between brackets three times)
that was just for the illustration
>finally get all my patterns
>ready to socialize
>one day, see a kid from my class that was alone in the hall
>my time to shine
>introduce myself to that kid
>like, actually introduce myself as if it was a complete stranger
>"Yeah, I know your name Anon, we have been in the same class for 2 years"
>doesn't look prone to socialize
>this doesn't start as planned but I still remember the pattern to get a friend
cont.
>proceed to tell a joke
>manage to stutter during the punchline
>he doesn't laugh at all and he even starts to look confused
>now I'm getting anxious
>try to chat but I find nothing to talk about
>the other kid doesn't look interested
>he becomes angrier because of the confusion
>"what are you even trying to achieve anon"
>anxiety rises
>i become legitimately scared
>my brain go full autism
>I think "maybe it only work in the sims language"
>start taling in simlish
>like, actually in simlish
>the other kid is now confused and angry
>"anon stop this shit"
>wanted to stop, but i need to look confident
>yeah, that's it, confidence is key
>keep talking in simlish
I don't even know why I thought this would work
>the other kid punch me in the belly so i'd stop
>i understand that i must stop
>end of the autism
later he talked about it with other dudes from the class and i got laughed at, but i kinda expected it
Since this day, I hadn't played the sims ever again, it reminded me of how autistic i am.
>people who were just beginning their teens in 2009 are now old enough to post here
2009 feels like just a short time ago. Dang it.
>>35720654
they would have been old enough 3 years ago, or near to it.
Pick your three favorite body types.
4/5/6. Occasionally 8/9
>>35720479
they are all hot because of their girl pussies
>>35720479
1/2/5. Will also go for anything on the top line.
why are normies so triggered for making jokes about disabled shits, and why do they always pander to/defend them?
>be years ago
>high school
>have assembly about drinking and driving
>it's a funeral for 2 people who died in an accident and 1 injured
>my friend and I cracked jokes the entire time
>one time i cracked a joke about some faggot in a wheelchair he says i'm "fucked up"
>lost that friend
different story now
>still be high school
>some kid is bullying a tard
>good, mutant shit
>2 friends defend the retard
why? retards are annoying as fuck. why do normies pander to retards so hard?
So they feel good about themselves and maybe hope stacy is watching so they get some whiteknight pussy.
Anyway I make fun of suicidal people all the time and people say I'm an asshole, I don't care though because why would I care what normies think about me?
>>35720463
>>35720553
Found the loser kids without social skills
>>35720579
Hi normie, how's leddit
Explain why white women love negro men so much
>>35720420
they dont you just want them to
The same reason why white men love asian women at a higher rate than white women loving negro men
You forgot to take your trip off you stupid fucking nigger.
I am a normie (I guess by the r9k standards)
please, can I be accepted here? I just want a place where I can share my problems and to talk with anons about theirs.
I always thought this was a place for all of us.. for all of our broken souls and hearts no matter of the background..
>>35720368
Why do some people have that need of remarking again and again that you are just a friend? She could have posted that photo saying "Amazing day with Anon, thank you". Anyone that knows her should know she's not dating you, and if anyone thought it she shouldn't give a shit. The final hastag is the top of the cake, "hey guys, just let you all know I'm single although I'm using this retard here to live like a literall queen".
By the way what's up with your jeans and socks?
No one worth talking to actually gives a shit about how much of a normie you are. Welcome here
>>35720448
Women get off by making others feel like shit.
Stop bashing white women.
Stop worshipping white women.
>>35720342
WOW MARIE CACHET
MUUUCH BURZUM
SOOOOOOO EDGY
>>35720535
Stop ironic shitposting.
Explain how he's wrong
Story?
>hail the original Commentoli
she went with him willingly didn't she
If he impregnates her before he is killed, I wonder if she will keep the babby
My dick has been itching just today and I noticed these red bumps on my dick. I was thinking it might be irritated skin on my dick from fapping too much, but could they be scabies?
which bumps? it's obvious your dick hasn't seen any pussy lately
where is your dick though??
>>35720187
Damn your dick looks nasty. A shriveled, dry husk.
>5'6" adult male
>shorter than everyone
>even short women ignore you, men don't respect you
>start lifting, just end up looking like mighty mouse
>forever the ridicule everyone else online and irl
>always feel like half a person
There's no reason to be alive if you're a manlet unless you're incredibly rich, prove me wrong
>>35720175
It's shit like this that makes me feel a tad better about being 5'8. Still sucks ass though.
>>35720175
>tfw 6' male
>tower above even the """"men"""" around me
pretty pathetic tbqh
>>35720204
>>35720175
I'm 5'7 so right between you both.
I grew up out in a rural area so since I was taller than the rest of my tiny family, I didn't start getting a complex about being short until my late teens or early 20's.
So I'm a manlet, and don't even have a Napoleon complex to push me to greatness