I have an interview tomorrow at 3:30. It's only supposed to be 30 minutes, but I'm still scared as fuck. Anyone have advice on how to take it? I'm extremely socially inept.
take a couple shots and let it ride
Ask yourself the non technical questions like your weaknesses, and why you want to work there etc.. and maintain I contact with yourself in the mirror while answering
>>35721325
Am I supposed to constantly maintain eye contact with the interviewer? I already struggle with that
Can we just take the time to appreciate the most patrician of couples.
You literally can't name a better race pairing.
They are literally doing the world a favor by populating it with qt blasians
Asian stopping by to gave you guys support and a high five.
Everything above me is a single poster slowly filling the thread after each post cooldown.
who /healslut/ here?
>>35721183
Mei is Bae REEEEEEEEE
>>35721337
mei is thicc
>>35721183
Mercy forever best girl.
>go to local gas station
>go 2-5 times a week
>cashiers know me as an alcoholic autist
>buy shit
>get change at leave
>at home
>get drunk
>count monies
>have $10 extra
>spend an hour trying to figure out what happened
>confirm the cashier gave me an extra $10 bill somehow
>it's been 5 hours since
>too drunk to go back and give $10 back
>feel bad about it
What do I do? Do I mention it the next time I go back? I'm not a Jew and would like to give back the $10. Would he even remember? Would he think I'm crazy or something? Would he even accept the $10? What if I forget about it? Will he know and think I'm a thief if I don't bring it up? I won't be going back until Friday.
>>35721175
they feel bad for you so they gave you money
/thread
>>35721340
I thought about that. Maybe it was on purpose. Maybe it was a shit test. I'm an autist so I don't count my money there, I just assume I got the right change. And I've always had. But not this time. It's A TEST. WHY DO THEY DO THIS???
>>35721175
never go to the gas station again
What's an entertaining anime with quality waifus? I don't care if it's derivative or not the most inquisitive. I recently watched Jitsu wa Watashi wa and really liked it.
re:zero
katanagatari
seto no hanayome
no game no life
log horizon
hitsugi no chaika
School rumble
Prison school
>>35721170
watch dragon maid right now you won't regret it
>>35721170
>keion
>working
>shokugeki no souma
you wanna know how easy it is to get attention from boys on Tinder?
I just got a Tinder account because yes, I love attention and validation from men. I accidentally matched with this guy and it's unbelieveable how many of you are so desperate for any hint of affection from girls. Do you losers do this too?
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Stoo messing with robots hearts you gaybot. If you want to mess with Chad, post screenshots.
messing with robots is only for second hand cringe, and showing close friends.
don't mock them to their faces, fembots. be like everyone else, and have some respect - do it behind their backs geez
hes no worse than you.
Explain why negro women love white men so much
Same reason other women love white men so much.
They're the best.
>>35721078
white men are higher status
Ask my mom.
You have 10 seconds explain why you do not have older mommy girlfriend
They don't exist, and if they did they wouldn't want me
I do have one anon, but she is also a sadist.
>>35721082
Are you retarded they do exist
When typing up an essay or text what Font and size do you use?
comic sans font family
small
>WANGDANGS
>>35721008
>Not using vim to build an immaculately manicuted LaTeX article.
Can you be more pleb?
Let's post something embarassing about ourselves, because i need some laughing in my shit life.
my mom used to wipe my butt till i was 14, because i was a lazy piece of shit to learn it.
>>35720961
Thisis pretty damn embarrassing.
>>35720961
mine too. Well maybe not 14 but 11/12
I was in special classes during the ninth grade because I was an apathetic cunt and made my previous teachers believe that I was just super autistic and couldn't use my brain.
Which Keion is your type?
>>35720953
I dont know anything about them beyond gifs and reaction images but i think far left, twintails, mugi, and blueshirt seem best
>>35720953
the redhead and glasses (both)
Personality: Ritsu
Body: Moog
>applying for a hooker
>she needs a reference
>>35720867
>she asks for my sexual resume
>be super skinny, look like tall ugly 13yo boy
>legit the only reason I never got an escort is because I'm scared she would refuse me
>>35720867
>hiring an escort for the night
>asks when my last gov't penis inspection was
two virgins
>>35720866
I'm sorry, how many exactly?
sorry friend you seem to have misspelled "one virgin"
>>35720866
Why did John like Yoko? Cause it certainly wouldn't have been for her ass.
>be 6 feet 4
>13 year olds tower over you
just another day of suffering for your average dutch robot.
>>35720852
>5'9
>bones rattle when >6'0 titans walk past me
>have to spend all day not getting stepped on, scavenging food from their crumbs and collecting mildew
>fucking spider got my cousin 4 days ago, tried to launch a rescue mission but the rescue team got stomped on by a passing giant qt
>jumping on a giant keyboard to type this out
>tfw 5'9
OH SHIT, A GIANT GIRL IS COMING, BETTER RU---
>>35720852
>be 6'8, prince of the manlets.
>Crush pats my head and call me cute.
>Hear them laughing about my height as they walk away
why live?
>>35720852
It's unbelievable how many robots are from this tiny shitty country. Where does it all go so wrong? I think in proportion we have thousands more robots than the US.
And where are the fembots? It's only guys from here. Did we fail our country or did our country fail us?
raindrop. drop top. something something suck my cock
>>35720848
god i hate niggers. not only are they chimping ouy constantly, but they infect white people with their nigger mumbling and culture.
hubbadeedubbadee pot pot pot (skrrrt)
fuk off niggerismo grande