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Anonymous
2017-03-23 12:07:46 Post No.35721636
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:07:46 Post No. 35721636 [Report] [View this topic]

>bought my girlfriend two tickets for us to see Major Lazer for her birthday in May
>tickets cost almost $300
>she dumped me four days me later

Why are women so fucking cruel? And should I try to get the tickets back?

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:09:35 Post No.35721663
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>>35721636
>>she dumped me four days me later

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:11:14 Post No.35721687
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>>35721663
Yeah, I fucked up. My mind's in a bad place right now.

Should I try to get the tickets back or not?

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>>35721636
>gave her the tickets instead of waiting until her birthday

lmao dumbass

Anonymous
2017-03-23 12:03:58 Post No.35721571
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:03:58 Post No. 35721571 [Report] [View this topic]

>havnt cummied in 5 days

geez all this testosterone is giving me a headache

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:05:31 Post No.35721599
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>>35721571
Your picture is a good example of neotonic traits being desirable in women.

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>>35721571

Here, take two of these

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Nice. Currently 2 days here.

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Spirit animals Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:03:40 Post No. 35721569 [Report] [View this topic]

What's your spirit animal /r9k/? I've always felt a kinship with the jellyfish

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:05:00 Post No.35721589
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Lazy Orangutan.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:05:33 Post No.35721601
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Cmon man. Get it together, those are obviously sea slugs

For me, it's the lion. Look at this fat one lol

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:06:37 Post No.35721617
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Sloth of course

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:03:21 Post No. 35721559 [Report] [View this topic]

Is a guy who works as surgeon attractive to women?

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:05:30 Post No.35721598
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>>35721559
Yeah, for the money if you're in the US.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:05:55 Post No.35721604
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>>35721559
>is a man with very large paychecks attractive to women?
I'm not sure.

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>>35721559
no kys
(oregeno)

Anonymous
Why aren't you a Christian? 2017-03-23 12:01:11 Post No.35721517
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Why aren't you a Christian? Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:01:11 Post No. 35721517 [Report] [View this topic]

Go to church, tomorrow early in the morning.

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:02:39 Post No.35721549
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>>35721517
>church
>on a thursday

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:02:57 Post No.35721557
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:02:57 Post No.35721557 [Report]

I have work tomorrow.

I tried going to church the last couple weeks and feel even more disconnected from people than before.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:04:05 Post No.35721572
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>>35721549
To pray, not for mass

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2017-03-22 11:59:57 Post No.35721487
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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:59:57 Post No. 35721487 [Report] [View this topic]

>tfw have Arab Christian parents
>dad is masculine and has t h i c c moustache
>he's western educated but is a completely redpilled secular nationalist who loves Assad and Gaddafi
>every time we have rich upper class whitey and Anglo families over for dinner, dad after drinking a bit starts going on his rants about how freemasons are a jewish conspiracy and how jews promote homosexuality in the media
>everyone there including my mum and the anglo cumskin family sit in awkward silence trying to avoid eye contact while my dad keeps semi-drunkenly dropping truth bombs regarding the Jews, I can tell I'm in the only one in the room that agrees with him

Pretty based. I don't know how he hasn't been fired from work yet though.

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:27:32 Post No.35722010
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>>35721487
Your dad is based

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:30:20 Post No.35722059
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>>35721487
Jelly desu, your dad sounds awesome. My family's all evangelical southern baptists who unironically love israel.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:31:26 Post No.35722074
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:31:26 Post No.35722074 [Report]

Assad is a fucking pig, and Gaddafi died like the fag he was

Idk why 4chan supports tyrants. Not saying I know of a better alternative but jfc

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:00:14 Post No. 35721496 [Report] [View this topic]

fuck white people fuck white people fuck white people fuck white people fuck white people fuck white people fuck white people fuck white people

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:00:57 Post No.35721512
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>>35721446
congrats
you want a prize?
>>35721496
hey you

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:21:19 Post No.35721906
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>>35721512
>you want a prize?
Yes.
A space shuttle ride into a black hole

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>>35721446
Wtf is going on in OPs pic?

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2017-03-22 11:57:27 Post No.35721436
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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:57:27 Post No. 35721436 [Report] [View this topic]

>Start nofap
>Doing good, gaining energy, more outgoing
>Suddenly my emotions start returning
>Strongest most constant feeling is loneliness

I didn't expect it to hit so fucking hard, christ

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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:32:16 Post No.35722085
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Exact same thing is happening to me man

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:51:10 Post No.35722476
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>>35721436
How far in are you? I think it's been 6 days for me and I feel pretty shit desu, but marginally less shit than when I was wanking

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:55:21 Post No.35722562
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Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:55:21 Post No.35722562 [Report]

This always happened on my nofap escapades. I have begun another one, sort of (trying to totally repress all sexual urges, thoughts and feelings), and am hit with my crushing loneliness just constantly.

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2017-03-22 11:54:50 Post No.35721392
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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:54:50 Post No. 35721392 [Report] [View this topic]

Do you ever look in the mirror and realize that everything is your fault, but you're psychologically wired to do this and you can't escape? The things I say and do would offend/disgust the overwhelmingly majority of robots here, I opened up the other day to one I've chatted to online for months and he told me I was disgusting and blocked me. This was coming from a 34 year old pedophile, am I honestly that awful anons? I do realize that the only pleasure I enjoy in this life is psychologically abusing and manipulating people, I've tried to stop but it seems like even subconsciously I NEED to do it. Here's just one of the many things I've done, which I know is awful but I really just can't stop myself.

>sister is 15
>hate her for no reason
>make her feel worthless
>tell her how pathetic she is
>force her to hook up with this scum friend I know
>he gets her pregnant
>he bails
>I keep telling her it's her fault
>every day for years
>she killed herself in August

I wish this was the worst I've done. Honestly robots I'm beyond saving and the only reason I'm clearly typing this with a shred of remorse is because I'm drugged up right now, when I wake up tomorrow I'll continue doing this ashamedly to my loved ones and anyone I can get my hands on. I don't see myself as human anymore, please tell me I'm not the only one like this.

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:59:29 Post No.35721474
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>>35721392
that's really fucked up anon, you definitely have problems. i'm sorry you have to deal with being like this, but have you ever tried to get help?
if you did try to get help and it didn't work, maybe you can just live in the middle of nowhere or lock yourself in your house or something so you can't be around other people.

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>>35721392
It wouldn't be so bad either, if I didn't feel such a thrill from doing it. I look back on that memory and honestly smile, I jerk off to the memory occasionally as well. I don't know why I'm like this, I had a normal childhood and I should be by all accounts Chad.

>extremely attractive
>wealthy
>tall
>white
>have multiple gfs all the time

But yet, I can't imagine ever having sex with them. I use them, abuse them and then throw them away when I get them extremely attached to me. I love seeing them cry, both in person and online. I'm still a KHV, I'm 23. I could lose it right now though, which should make me a Chad by all accounts. I just couldn't maintain an erection having 'normal' sex with any of these, hitting them wouldn't work either it's only seeing them in psychological pain that'd do it for me. Sorry for the rant anons, maybe somebody knows this feeling or perhaps I'm just a unique piece of shit.

Anonymous 2017-03-23 12:02:14 Post No.35721539
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>>35721474
I'm on meds for psychosis, BPD and a few others but my therapist just says the same old repeated lines. I've heard them a million times, he doesn't know what's wrong with me and can't fix me. I've tried fixing myself but I can't do it, it's literally impossible. I've done everything and followed everyone's advice, but I'll get in these episodes where I'll have to see someone in pain. Always emotional, never physical. It'd be so much easier if it was the latter.

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R9K has gone to absolute SHIT 2017-03-22 11:53:57 Post No.35721374
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R9K has gone to absolute SHIT Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:53:57 Post No. 35721374 [Report] [View this topic]

Seems like this board has gone to awful shit just in the past few months.
>Endless gay threads (like half of all threads are gay threads, trap threads, etc.)
>Insecurity threads
>Shitty bait threads and shitposts
>"I'm a normie AMA" threads

This board has seriously been taken over by gays, normies, Reddit tourists, and other undesirables. They come to this board with downright disrespect for it's culture and fill it with shit. It wasn't always like this. Back in the day, we were all on the same boat, and there was an underlying mutual understanding between robots. Recently though it's really degraded, probably due to a number of factors:
>R9K has gained meme status in Reddit normie consciousness so people come here to laugh at the funny virgins and shitpost
>More and more gays traps and sissies come here to try and convert people to make themselves feel better (might be a small population, but they post a lot because they love attention more than anything)
>People post because they feel like they have a point to prove, for example that one dude that posts tinder threads (no one really cares anymore, they only post because they are bragging/insecure/delusional)
This used to be a board where you could find people who understood you and the situation you were in. Now it's turned into a toxic, repulsive mess.

This post is to all the true robots that are still here: get out, it's not worth it anymore

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:55:47 Post No.35721410
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i miss monkey socks, and seagull bro

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:56:44 Post No.35721424 [Report]

I only come here here for the wagecuck and feels threads.

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>>35721374
>culture
>r9k

pick one

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:52:25 Post No. 35721335 [Report] [View this topic]

Will she love me if I start doing heroin

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:53:36 Post No.35721363
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>>35721335
I don't know, OP.
Only one way to find out!

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>>35721335
You have to be around Shadow the hedgehog levels of edgy first

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heroin was designed by the jews dont trust it. if you have to do anything do krokodil

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:51:09 Post No. 35721306 [Report] [View this topic]

comfy thread,

get in here and post some comfy pics, or talk about a comfy moment and post some songs to go with em.

here are mine

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PfRx4MZ0jLc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pj1Kx7AI_rw

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XaSVkb_XLt4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zayVtPN18mg

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who /comfypuppers/ here

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>>35721330
thats a nice pupper you get there im more of a night city type off guy though

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>>35721306

I miss the comfy days of laying around and doing nothing.

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:50:01 Post No. 35721286 [Report] [View this topic]

Should I give up and lose my virginity to a fattie? I'm a bit on the fat side myself so...

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:50:58 Post No.35721300
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how fat we talkin here?

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>>35721286
fuck it, why not? it's not like you actually lose anything aside from wizard powers

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>>35721286
>I'm a bit on the fat side myself
what makes you think you deserve anything less?

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:49:36 Post No. 35721280 [Report] [View this topic]

MBTI thread, turboautism edition

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What kind of fantasyworlds do you INTPs have? What's the most you've expanded on one?

Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:51:45 Post No.35721322
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INTP and ISTP are the true robots.
INFP are failed normies.

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>>35721280
>all INTP are unbalanced, immature autists
This was written tongue-in-cheek, wasn't it?

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:49:01 Post No. 35721265 [Report] [View this topic]

What's a good job for a socially awkward virgin?

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>>35721265
who is this qt scorpfu?

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:51:24 Post No.35721313 [Report]

Any job that you can do on nightshift.

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Anonymous 2017-03-22 11:52:37 Post No.35721339 [Report]

Cleaner.

Work at night for extra cash. You'll never have to work with other people. You can also get a street sweeper machine license, if you want it to be extra comfy. Then sit on your ass and enjoy

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