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>20 days of nofap
Couldn't be happier
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If you think no fap is solving all of your anxiety and social issues you're completely mistaken. If you're just bragging that you have more energy, good on you pal, would you like a golden sticker?
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>>35722354
There are some people that nofap legitimately helps
If OP is doing better because of it, we should support him
Robots ought to stick together
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>>35721980
Good man.
I am now accutane, anti depressants, and vyvanse and I have a hard time getting up.
Please tell me what it's like, anon.
It's been too long
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>"Okay, don't bullshit us - you've never had sex, have you Anon?"
What do?
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Do barn animals count
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>>35721957
*throws pissbottle*
GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY ROOM ROASTIES REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!
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>>35721957
I won't bullshit you. The dude is the best looking one among you.
Away with you vile beasts!
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Alright, fembots and fembots (male), tell us your lewdest stories (gangbangs, bestiality, scat, etc.).
No limits.
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Not really that lewd of a story but
I once sold my used panties to a guy because I really needed some cash bad
lord only knows what he did with them
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does fucking my uncle count?
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My dad dressed me like a girl and fucked me
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look at this chad gettin what he deserves
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this pic is related to the tweet
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>>35721858
I'm going to need a quicc rundown
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>>35721901
>Rothschilds bow to murderer Chad
>in contact with other murderers because he's in prison
>possesses psychopath-like abilities
>murdered France with an iron but fair fist
>owns castles & penitentiaries globally
>direct descendant of a single mom
>will bankroll the first murders on Mars (Elon Musk will be the first victim)
>owns 99% of DNA editing research facilities on Earth in a misguided attempt to edit his own DNA to escape prosecution
>first designer babies will in all likelihood contain his genes because women love violent criminals
>said to have under 60 IQ, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in palliative care wards
>Ancient Indian scriptures tell of an angel who will descend upon Earth and will bring an era of first degree murder and unprecedented legal prosecution
>owns Manslaughter R&D labs around the world
>if female, you likely have a Chad (possibly a murderer one) inside you right now
>murderer Chad is in regular communication with the Archangels Michael and Gabriel, forwarding the word of God to the nearest police interrogator
>learned fluent Spanish in under a week to communicate with his contacts inside Mexico's drug cartels
>nation states entrust their gold reserves with murderer Chad. There's no gold in Ft. Knox, only Ft. Sing Sing
>murderer Chad is about 100 years old, from the space-time reference point of the base Twilight fan
>in reality, murderer Chad is a timeless being existing in all points of time and space from the big bang to his upcoming lethal injection
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You're a fat ass eating over 10000 calories a day what are you gonna do about it?
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>>35721857
Stop buIIying me you piece of shit
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Wait for someone else to stop me
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>>35721857
>32
>go to the doctor for a physical
>first time getting anything like this done in over twenty years
>get tests done
>come back a few days later
>clean
>healthy
>heart, blood, urine, everything is good
>doctor tells me i'm perfectly healthy
What the fuck? Really? Really???
I've been punishing my body mercilessly with junkfood, beer and pills for years, never exercise and change my sleep schedule around on its head on a whim all of the time and i'm healthy?
Honestly, I always assumed I had ruined my body but this news kinda makes me want to get healthier.
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Hey Team!
I'm going to NJ for some work related training, and they are setting me up with a free hotel room for 4 nights. I'm driving there from MD, going to be training during the day and then just sleep at night I guess, I don't know anyone there.
I feel like it's a waste of a hotel room, since my wife can't come and I don't know anyone else that would like to tag along. It'd be the week April 17th, monday through friday.
So, if any of you are interested in a 4 night all paid* vacation in Mt. Laurel NJ, please apply in the comments below, or send me an email at [email protected]
*work will cover hotel bill
*I'll spot you $30/day for food, you can use it on room service or go out and explore
*if you are on my way from silver spring MD to MT Laurel NJ, I'll give you a ride and drop you off as well
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Damn page 4 already, r9k is active at this hour
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>>35721841
yes i will take you up on ure offer, i want to be anal raped and or brutally murdered
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>>35721937
I don't feel like getting murdered/kidnapped/raped. Sorry.
>someone tells me to go on facebook to read some stuff
>jokingly said "normiebook"
>he takes it fucking seriously
>he believes that it is an insult and gets offended
>we are now having an argument over a damn word
Fucking normies. I mean, yes it can be an insult sometimes, but holy shit how much of a faggot do you have to be to actually get offended by the word "normie" ?
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>>35721810
Well it will teach you not to use that word lightly... that's not something I would be to happy to hear myself, as a facebook user.
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>>35721810
>he has friends
Wow such a big problem for you
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>>35721849
fucking normie go back to normiebook and leave here forever
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>getting ready for bed after a long hard day of websurfing
>open bedroom door
>see this on your bed
How do you react in this situation?
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Draw my firearm and open fire on the home invader until the threat has been neutralized.
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>>35721798
Go downstairs and leave my house before calling the police.
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>>35721826
>>35721999
t. Beta low-test trap loving pleb tier power bottoms
Would it be gay for two male robots to fuck each-other through a teledildonics kit if they're both using anime girls as their VR avatars?
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>>35721763
Straight men having sex isnt gay. Only gay men can have gay sex.
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I'm so glad "teledildonics" is something I can actually use in a sentence.
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teledildonics
>mfw this isn't original
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Hmmmm, what do I say?
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>>35721761
well hun, how tall are you? you aren't a MANLET, are you??????
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I'm five nine and fooken shredded brah
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>>35721761
7' 2 honey and my dick isn't in proportion ;)
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Im drunk so this may be badly written, sorry in advance.
Its been 6 months and i still have feelings for a girl i went on a few dates with. I worked with this girl in a shitty minimum wage job and there was like a spark between us, people that worked there and the customers could see it and i dont know how but we started talking outside of work. we talked for ages and i was that guy in the friendzone who she complained about her boyfriend to. Instead of just listening i reinforced what she was saying about how much of a dick he was until she broke up with him. We would talk on the phone for hours at a time and messaged each other 24/7, there was always something to talk about. One night when i was drunk i was talking to her she asked why i never asked her out since she liked me and i liked her so i took my dutch courage and asked her out. Id never asked a girl out so i was in new territory, i didnt know how to date or what i was doing and the spark was there but i didnt know how to move it to an intimate level. Ive only kissed one girl and i was 16, and she more kissed me. since it never moved beyond those shitty dates we talked a little less over time and then we had an argument when i was at a party drunk. i sent her some messages that were stupid and we haven't talked since. I started seeing pictures of her with her new boyfriend on fb and she looks happy which is nice. How do i get rid of the empty feeling inside anons?
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Unfriend her on facebook.
Sorry to hear that anon, love is pain
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>>35721815
i know i should to move on but at the same time its difficult man
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As the guy said, unfriend her. If you have such difficulty getting over her, try to remove her completely from your life. No pictures of her, not even her name in your contact list. It'll just remind you of her and what you still want. It hurts to give it up, and it hurts to cling on to hope. But what seems to be pretty certain is that she dropped you pretty quick. That's such a cruel thing to do. She doesn't deserve you thinking about her six months later when she can't even try to end things on amiable terms.
The best way to get rid of the empty, lonely feeling must be to find someone else to love. But how do you do that when you're still not over someone? Maybe you should find someone more experienced to talk to, OP.
>tfw no one to talk to about your problems
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Go ahead anon , il listen
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>>35721714
you have us anon! what do you want to talk about?
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>>35721746
>>35721747
you guys will just get mad at me and tell me to go away
>tfw robot
>finally have a chance with a qt
>fuck it up
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Lamborghini huracan
Or tesla model s
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>>35721713
Neither.
2007 Ford Focus hatchback
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>>35721713
Lambo if you want to fuck bitches.
Tesla is for married men with kids and a stable 6 figure salary.
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>>35721713
I don't get normies obsessions with cars. It's a fucking vehicle that transports you from point A to point B.
And besides, doesn't matter how fast your sports car can go, you can't legally go over the speed limit.
And I absolutely hate driving. Well, not driving itself, but other drivers and cars on the road.
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Why do women suck at driving?
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>>35721677
>t. weabo without a license or a drivers permit
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>>35721677
Because genders are equal, remember?
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>>35721677
Terrible hand eye coordination & smaller brain - the usual reasons that they're bad at everything.
>random guy joins my discord server
>ask who he is
>starts to beat around the weeds and sperg out
>ban him
>talk about autism you experience
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Oh my god, just kill yourself already you fucking autist.
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oh yeah, saged too
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>>35721693
shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up shut up