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>Yesterday
>Feeling really bad
>Punching myself
>Slinging insults toward myself
>Crying and considering suicide
>Listening to Hanatarash in bed
>Fall to sleep
>Have one of the longest dreams ever, gorey, terrifying nightmare
>Wake up
>Most productive and focused I've ever been all day long
What the fuck happened?
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>>35724420
You just got bitch slapped by your subconscious
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>>35724420
I used to think that the day would never come
that my life would depend on the morning sun
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>>35724503
Thought this was from a poem or something but it's an 80s pop song, huh.
Anyone wanna buy a cute girl(male) a 2b cosplay?
you can fuck me while i wear it if you want
http://carboncostume.com/2b/
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>>35724393
You should dress up as Ciel or Alois instead.
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>>35724393
I'll buy it for you if you live near me.
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>>35724393
Post body first, can you pull it off?
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"I heard you like autistic girls anon"
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>>35724308
build the wall boys.
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>>35724308
>there's porn of the autistic muppet
this shouldn't surprise me, but here i am
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>>35724308
you know, i was gonna give a simple "what the fuck" but i think that's not even worth it.
4chan truly ruins everything. I love this place. stay gold.
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>you will never lick your twitch waifus butt hole
Why even live
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Twitch waifu thread I guess
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More pictures just to bump
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>>35724385
Those chapped lips
Unironically thinking that is attractive
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>stretched my calf too far
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>getting a charley horse while fapping
so this is what hell feels like.
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>>35724212
try to contract the deep muscles of your calf
it feels so fucking good
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>>35724212
Does every little mundane thing in your life need a thread?
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>see cute girl
>remember she farts/poops/menstruates
>feel disgusted
any way to fix this thinking?
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>see cute girl
>remember she has a dick
>feel aroused
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>>35724184
everyone farts and poops, you should be disgusted of yourself as well
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>>35724184
>see cute girl
>remember she farts/poops/menstruated
>get horny
any way to fix this thinking?
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i want to make a video game one day
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>>35724144
That's pretty cool, what kind of video game?
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>>35724144
dubs are a good sign robot you should do it
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>>35724144
me too anon
i wish you the best of luck on making your dreams come true my friend
and don't forget to do your best
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Does /r9k/ smoke? How much and why?
I know how terrible it is for health but the stress relief is reaaallyy making it look good.
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>>35724143
just meditate it works a lot better gayboi
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>>35724179
meditation always sounds like star wars wumbo to me
>sit here for an hour doing literally nothing, not even moving a little, and your life will improve
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>>35724143
down to like 4 a day now, would be more if it weren't so fucking expensive in Canada
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how do you pick a haircut/haircut place 2017-03-23 02:13:34 Post No.35724109
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how do you pick a haircut/haircut place
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welp, need to find new haircut place
>go into supercuts before work one day, not sure if its a local or national haircut chain
>normally go to supercuts because im a fucking manchild and dont know how to find real haircut places/dont know what to ask for when i get a haircut and supercuts seems like its like the beginner haircut place
>its thursday morning, i start work late today so i had some time but not much
>all 3 milf hairdressers are with other customers
>across the room one of them says she can help me in a moment
>yell across the room "do you guys have a wait right now?"
>tells me a short one
>now the fucking 3 hairdressers and 3 customers are all staring at me
>try to explain that i dont have time to wait and i was hoping that i could get a haircut right away
>wasnt trying to be a dick or say its their fault, just saying i didnt have time and would have to come back
>spilled spaghetti everywhere though and came off as a dick, whole place stared at me
>never going to go back
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supercuts is garbage anyway, they give you a "haircut" that purposefully looks like shit after 2 weeks so you'll have to go back.
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>>35724109
go to an asian barbershop, they wont make conversation for shit and you can just point to stuff on the wall for what kind of haircut you want
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>ready to pay for my haircut
>skip past the tip option on the credit card reader
>tfw to lazy to figure out how to tip
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>When your straight friend who doesn't know your gay changes in front of you
Straight guys are like male roasties. Why do you guys do this?
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>>35724090
>doesn't know your gay
he doesn't know about your gay? maybe you should show him your gay
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I was wondering when the next general would be up.
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>>35724090
is this a continuation of the thread that expired like 30 seconds ago?
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>tfw my robot gf wakes me up with cuddles and kisses
>tfw she makes me breakfast while I sleep some more
>tfw can nut inside her anytime without permission
>tfw she is genuinely happy to be with me
>tfw I'm just a good looking robot myself
Pic unrelated but looks alot like my gf
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>>35724079
congrats familio!
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>be me
>i lost my one true love to R34 and r9k
>feelsbadman.jpg
>want to die
https://soundcloud.com/teammollymassive/i-lost-my-one-true-love-to-r34-r9k
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>>35724079
>good looking robot
doesn't exist.
I bet you have "anxiety" and "depression" too?
fucking normies
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>reading a novel
>character gets some pussy
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>watching porn
>man gets consent to put his penis in a woman's vagina
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post robot novels
>>35724075
to be fair, it's a business agreement, they're both getting paid
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>>35724058
I really feel uncomfortable when a character gets laid, thankfully that doesnt happen in most fiction I read
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Why does everyone on this board blame women for everything that went wrong in their life?
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>>35724050
>agressive teachers aide in 2nd grade
>girls tease me from an early age
>get used like the beta I am throughout high school
hahah, i don't know
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>>35724076
>I WAS BURRIED WAH
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>>35724050
Because women are to blame for everything wrong in my life.
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>27 and still living with parents in Florida
>Have respectable full time job, pays slightly above min wage
>Just want my own shitty apartment/trailer where I can masturbate without the far of someone knocking in my door to bitch at me to clean the cat litter box even though its not my fucking cat
>Everything affordable for a single person is a "55+ AGE RESTRICTED COMMUNITY!!!"
kill.
me.
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>>35724042
Room mate is the only way.
t. central fl fag
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>living alone in Florida
>not making at least 20/hr
Good luck, I love the state to death but I had to move because I couldn't afford to live alone.
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>>35724067
The long term uncertainty of it really kills the deal.
I mean what if they suddenly decide to move out one day I couldn't afford the place on my own, moving back in with my parents would be too embarrassing, and I'm too socially awkward to find a new roommate.
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How are you supposed to deal with PTSD?
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asuka is a slut and worst girl
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>>35724059
dont say that >.<
it's really rude
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>>35724059
Fuck you nigger
Nigger nigger faggot