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Stop "Going Your Own Way".
Only quality men get quality women. Improve or discipline yourself physically, mentally, and financially and get a wife.
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>>35724993
I don't want a wife, I WANT to live forever.
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>>35724993
>Stop "Going Your Own Way".
>Only quality men get quality women. Improve or discipline yourself physically, mentally, and financially and get a wife.

>kill yourself<
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Isn't this Vargs wife?

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it's really quite bad. today he just showed up here for like 5 minutes to take food and rummage through things. probably stole more stuff to sell for cash. and he lied about wanting to talk to us sometime in the future. like he wants to talk about what he'll do after getting out of jail.

everytime i see him now i get crazy sad and depressed. it ruins my entire day. had plans to workout and do some homework but instead i'm just sitting here feeling awful. like as angry as he makes me sometimes i can't stay angry and then i'm sad. which is so much worse.

i'm imagining how much pain he's in. to do this shit to your family. imagine the guilt.
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I've been through similar shit anon.
Watch as father uses meth/coke steals and ask for money to support habbit and later dies from presumably drug overdose
Mother chainsmokes cigarettes I ask her to quit since i've been a child but she continues to smoke everyday anyway. Now im just lying in bed on 4chan while she fucking coughs all night.
It makes me so fucking mad that someone you care about could so easily ignore you for an addiction
I'm not really sure what advice to give you because people close to you will never change until they want to. It doesn't matter how much you beg them to change or tell them that it hurts you, they will never change until they want to.
The unfortunate truth is they care more about keeping up this addiction than you. atleast that's how i've always perceived it.
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>>35724955
He probably turns to meth as a way of coping with having a tripfag vegan brother
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i don't know what to do :(

every time i see him now it's like just awful.

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if it looks like a female, it's OK to be attracted to it.

if you think passable traps are gay, you're probably gay yourself because you know what's gay and what isn't - and traps aren't fucking gay.
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If you would fuck something with a dick, that's gay.

There's no two ways about this you fucking homo
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>>35724950
Don't bring this up here OP, you and I both know that traps are not fucking gay.
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Having a penis immediately precludes from being passable as a female in practice. Liking male sexual organs is homosexuality by definition.

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helppp im a girl and want to sell nudes to guys online. what do i do? where do i start? my audience would be guys that like thicc girls
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>>35724893

heads up everyone, that's a tranny
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>>35724989
I don't believe you
No tranny is THAT thick
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>>35724893
you're selling in a bloated market

you need to have a very distinguishable trait to make money i.e. super wide hips, massive tits, etc

how about you post a few nudes here to see what we're working with

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Where are you robots right now?

I was sitting through this uni lecture, just finished
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out in the lobby while i wait for the maths one to start
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ok were back in a lecture
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>>35724805
At home, have an essay due in 9 hours which I haven't started

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Describe that time you kissed a girl (dreams count too)

>Be 6 years ago
>Drunk in a field by a river with 100+ teenagers
>She's a 14yo qt blonde hair scene girl
>She doesn't know anyone else so she hangs out with me
>I try to kiss her
>Our lips touch
>She isn't into it and pulls away
>She leaves and goes home
>I lay in the road in the dark
>Almost crying
>Whispering to myself that I love her and that I want to die
>After 30 minutes a police car pulls along side me
>I stand up and they roll down the window
>"Have you been drinking?" they ask me
>"No sir." I say, trying to act normal
>"Where are your shoes?" they inquire
>"I don't know.."
>"Go home," they say
>"Okay"
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>drop acid at art school
>sitting in circle while people giggle about nothing
>notice that a girl is just as bored as i am
>whisper for her to follow me, to keep walking and don't stop no matter what the group says
>we walk off and make out, i grab her boobies
>some guy comes up and crashes the party
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>>35724790
I can imagine that being a rather intense experience.

On acid any moisture on my skin / around my mouth is very noticeable and strange.

Describe the kiss, and describe the effects acid had on it.
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>>35724714
is the image you posted cp?

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>browse craiglist
>find an attractive chubby with nice tits
>take out to bar
>hour later fucking the shit out of her at her place

Does it get any better?
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>>35724689
>craigslist

shit nigga that's like the bargain bin as far as broads go

I've picked up a few off okcupid and plentyoffish
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>>35724689
>craigslist
enjoy your herpes
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i dont understand how you go from "hi" to fucking them
fucking autism

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There's a cute girl in my English class at school who's always pretty quiet but seems interesting and cute. I ran into her this morning but neither of us realized that class had been cancelled. I had the thought to say something (in the way of getting her number) but didn't because I'm a social autist. Regardless,

Should I try and get her number this Friday?
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>>35724656
News flash: she has a Chad bf.
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>>35724656
If you didn't when you had a great chance you won't next time either, or the next.
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>>35724656
If you just a social autist and not an abdomination go for it.

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>painfully horny in bed tonight
>decided to give in to the cocklust
>met up with guy on grindr
>got over there and we started kissing and shit
>felt amazing reaching down and feeling his cock getting hard through his sweatpants
>we moved to the bed and had a perfect cuddle/makeout, both hard and jerking each other off
>he motions for me to go down on him
>i do
>it was nice for the first few seconds, licking his cock for the first time etc
>got really boring after the first minute
>started wishing this was over and feeling bored
>his cock was massive and I couldnt even deepthroat like I had been practising on my dildo
>finally get to stop sucking him off
>he starts sucking me off and I couldnt even get hard fully for this
>felt like a vacuum on my dick
>he eventually gets round to the good part
>finally i can be fucked like in all my sissy fantasies
>he lubes up and shoves it in
>it was so fucking painful i had to ask him to stop
>i tell him to try again but slower
>it didnt hurt but felt uncomfortable as fuck and not at all how I was expecting
>again had to ask him to stop
>at that point i completely lost the vibe and just bailed
>still reliving that moment and wondering if it would have gotten better if I let him keep going
>im now hornier than I was before

F-first times are meant to be bad... right? Am I too far gone socially to enjoy sex (anxiety, loner, etc)? Only my dildo seems to get me off.
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>>35724652
>be gay
>be able to go into grindr and find a person to fuck immediately
>act like they have it hard

REEEEEEEEEEEE YOU FAGGOTS ARE WORSE THAN WOMEN GET OUT YOU NORMAL FAAAAAGGGGOOOOTTTT!!!!!
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>>35724652
kys faggot freak
http://www.traditioninaction.org/HotTopics/a02rStatistcs.html
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>>35725177
nice meme you dumb catholic fuck. at least pick a group whose site doesn't look like geocities. no wonder you're probably a lonely as fuck.

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Howcome when Asian Guys steal White Girls, they are so kind, you can't even hate them?!
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well? what do you think roboos?
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How come r/asianmasculinity has nothing better to do than shitposting on r9k?
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>>35724966
>>35724651
>woman moves to Japan
>waow why duzz shi hev an asien bf??? i meen wth
i wouldnt call it stealing. Also,
>texas sharpshooter
try again with an argument this time.

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Reminder that humans don't actually develop unique personalities of their own past instinctual reactions and imbalances that cause mental health defects. All facets of your personality have been gained by imprinting off of another human or fictional character in your formative stages. You are a copy of a copy of a copy (and so forth).
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Source: ME
Fuck you
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>>35724559

And you're a fucking idiot who bought a 4chan pass.

Good job, shitheel.
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How is that possible? Doesn't that imply there is some sort of primordial prime human?

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>ten years ago
>13
>after school would go on Xbox every day
>had a small group of online friends
>when I turned on the Xbox I would quickly go to my settings to appear offline
>didnt want online friends to know that I had no life outside of video games and school
>would appear online at random points in the evening
>when we were playing together sometimes I would make up an excuse to go and force myself off the Xbox so they thought I had some sort of social life
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I used to do that until I realized literally nobody on my friends list even noticed me.
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>>35724539
I used to fantasize about becoming the "dictator" of the school allowing me to enact my revenge against all the chads and stacies who shunned & mocked me over the years. Keep in mind that I had this fantasy from about 2nd grade all the way to senior graduation.
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I used to talk to myself all the time.

I could literally do it for hours. It was almost like getting lost in thought but doing it on purpose. It was a great way to unwind after school or work or whatever, just sitting there talking to myself about literally whatever was on my mind.

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Who /tryingtofixtheirsleepschedule/ here?

Shit is fucking hard.
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My work schedule makes me switch between nights and days every two weeks desu
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>>35724517
Its 4:30am here now and im about at the point where i can go to sleep. My sleep schedule couldn't be move fucked.

Trying to go to sleep early never works. All i can do is stay awake as long as possible to try and correct it.
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>>35724517
Its at the point where I sleep as soon as I get home from work then stay up until work

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Can a recessive gene ever win? I have blue eyes, but I'm mixed East Asian/White.
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>>35724457

Your question makes no sense.

you mean does a recessive gene ever express itself?

The answer is yes.
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>>35724495
I saw something saying otherwise and was confused bc I exist
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>Can a recessive gene ever win?
not against a dominant one, no.
Asians can theoretically have the recessive gene for coloured eyes passed down. It's just rare because most only have the dominant gene.

what is impossible is two parents with recessive traits ending up with a kid with the dominant one.

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https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/3119422/serial-date-skipper-who-lures-women-to-pricey-dinner-dates-then-flees-before-bill-comes-strikes-again/

>Serial date-skipper who lures women to pricey dinner dates then flees before bill comes strikes AGAIN

Is Paul Gonzales, dare I say, /ourguy/?
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>>35724445
>woman doesnt pay the bill
>expected and fine

>man doesnt pay the bill
>newsworthy

you cannot make this up.
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>>35724445
>Is Paul Gonzales, dare I say, /ourguy/?

yeah, he's a pretty cool guy
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>>35724486
Well he shouldn't be doing this. It's wrong and deceptive.

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