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>>35727481
If there's nothing that you think super sticks out to you, then that's a pretty good sign imo. If they look at you and smile back that's definitely good. I was walking past this one girl on the way to the library at my uni today and she was pretty much looking straight at me as I walked by, smiling. She was pretty cute. Maybe in another universe I would have talked to her, but I have a girlfriend so none of that. Point is, it was probably fair to think she was attracted to me especially given she maintained eye contact with me.

Oh yeah, eye contact is really good. Especially if you look back at them and smile or grin a little bit, and then maybe turn away after a bit. If they respond well, you're probably in the clear. Though you'll never know how they really feel unless you go and talk to them or something.

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>>35727564
Yeah, I guess no matter what they do, nothing will happen unless I talk to them. But seriously, how the hell do you do that without looking like a creep? The majority of these encounters are on the bus, the one where the girl smiled was while she was packing up her stuff to leave class and I had just entered to start mine. In fact, I never see anyone just start talking to strangers out of the blue. Maybe it's all just Tinder and parties nowadays, if that's the case it would be extra creepy to approach any of these girls

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>>35727647
If they think you're attractive already, you've already got a leg up so you can play with a bit of an advantage, as it'll be less easy for them to just think of you as a creep. They'll think, "oh that cute guy came to talk to me, that's nice" or something of the sort. Don't push it too much though.

Usually you just have to figure out something that you think you two can talk about, and just start talking. If there's a girl who's always exchanging looks with me during class or before/after or something, instead of just looking at each other the next time, maybe greet her. It's better to do that with people you see more regularly rather than someone you see in a one-off sort of context like the bus, imo.

At any rate, I'd say just look for conversation starters, or notice something about them and start talking about it. Do you know about any of the things they seem interested in? Take notice and talk about that. Everyone loves talking about what they like. Just be natural, and not too heavy handed or tryhard. Ease your nerves and just give it a shot, and learn for the possible next time.

>>35727478
I'm ready too, OP, but wont all the womyn try to outlaw sexbots by saying they degrade/devalue real womyn?

Ummm guys...

That's pizza in the background. Holy fuck.

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>>35727478
Yep, I can't wait for these cruel sluts to become obsolete. Our time is coming, OP.

Me too man. When I was young I was doing meth, pills, cough syrup, computer duster, for the first time in months I haven't been high and I'm going fucking crazy. I mostly stick to weed now that I'm 18 in school.

>>35727448
I am pretty sure you were /alwaysretarded/

Alcohol has completely messed up the way I react to situations that make me anxious. The physical feeling is disproportionately huge in comparison to the emotion itself. I'll get full blown panic attacks from the most innocuous shit. Feels bad man.

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>>35727435
Hands down
Originally of course

I would post my gf but
>Posting anything from your life as an image on 4chan
>I'm starting to have doubts about our relationship because of how she treated me before we were together

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UnoriginaIity

i know whats why while i pipe anything relativley attractive and interested in me, i highly prefer milfs

>>35727367
Sauce on pick?

>>35727367
where's the mommy gf store?

Come on I know you fuckers have

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>>35727317
no I'm almost certain a girl wanted me to one time though
>first year of uni
>staying in dorm with community laundry room
>also working student job
>girl from my dorm is on the same shift with me
>unattractive, fat, black, always smells
>start talking one day
>starts telling me about how someone has been stealing her panties when she does laundry
>conversation is awkward as fuck
>try to change the subject
>she keeps bringing it back to her panties
>"I wonder what they're doing with my panties anon"
>shift ends
>"well anyway anon, I'm going back to the dorm to do some laundry"
>looks at me and giggles
>contain my disgust
>go back to the dorm to jerk off then pass out
>she never brings it up again

>>35727317
I used to steal my mom's panties to wear but I always put them back

>>35727272
literally everyone does this orogigihahah

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>>35727272
>go to bathroom
>see my reflection in mirror as i walk out
>get depressed because no matter what i do, because of bad genes i will always be ugly
>feel a deep and piercing pain that i casually swipe aside to deal with again the next day and go indulge in escapism to forget about my miserable life for a few more hours

>walk outside
>massive greasy forehead reflects sunlight and blinds passerbys

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>>35727218
Yes
I don't want my belief to be true

man don't ask me that shit. oh; wait, you said have you, not when. heh.

yeah, moron.

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>>35727218

yeah

I'm 27

I don't even belong here anymore

This place used to be for people like me. We were 22, no gf's, shitposting our hearts out all over the interwebs.

But then, over time, my buddies they all got gf's. Most left this place, some stuck around. Honestly, I wish those one's didn't; they changed this place.

Now the only people like me are 18 to 20 years old, thinking their gonna be alone. Just like me and my buddies did all those years ago. Of course, 90% will shacked up or in a ltr with a gf by the time their 27.

Times change. Maybe the next generation of robots to inherit this place will be the trannys. I think they will not be able to move on because of the permanent changes they are making to their bodies. Maybe my race of robots will find a new home. I hope so. I don't belong here anymore.

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Does he like chicken tendies?

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>>35727229
yes.
yes he does
don't know how to make this comment original

>>35727189

Reagan also did this.

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How to talk to girls, make friends, and not be awkward while making small talk

www.selfstairway.com/wp-content/uploads/First-Impressions.pdf

>>35727138
holy shit! who is this old guy?

>>35727161
actually this is.... ok. like good

>>35727105
I think so, but some do not.
I believe there are 4 categories
>not thicc enough
>perfect thicc
>too thicc but it only fuels the fire
>okay this is gross stop

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Reminded me of this lady.

>>35727105
she isn't nearly thicc enough. don't even talk to me unless you can fill up a small room

>girl using a strapon that's bigger than your dick

that's so disrespectful

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>>35727082
>not wearing a cock cage
Fucking vanilla

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>>35727222
>black dildo

>>35726929
I can assume you're a loser, but the dubbing is only circumstantial to it

Absolutely. I don't want to see your faggot ass on /a/ contributing to threads either.

No. You're a loser because you're on r9k.

>>35726920
If it was me I would just drop all contact with them

Oh you already know what you're going to do.

You are a MtF you cunt

>>35726830
If you can pay for the gas, then yes.

$20 there and back.

holy shit faggot why do you always make these uncle anon threads
EVERY DAY:
>uncle anon can you (random favor/ask question about virginity)

fucking stop

>>35726830

no bc ur black

sorry kiddo, nothing personal