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Show those women you don't need them by making an entire movement out of it. That's like getting dumped and stopping by your ex-girlfrineds house every day to say how you don't need her anymore and are happier alone. Congrats

>>35729022
My ex girlfriend was just using me. I am better off without her.
There was not a single thing about knowing her that wasn't a negative for me.

>>35729022

hello stacy, how was tyrone today?

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>>35727869
orgasm,suck,penetrate, make babies

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>>35727869
You can store food in the crevices.

>>35727869
They helped farmers back in the day by pointing to underground sources of water

Nowadays though, theyve been superseded by many more useful tools and are deprecated

>>35727843
happy birthday you attention whoring failure

>>35727843
happy birthday. Try to make the most of your youth because the older you get the less reliable your body and mind will become

>>35727853
sry i tried m y best

>>35727871
it is difficult

>>35727831
some women are oppressed in third world countries.
I would argue they need feminism.

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>>35727831
My fav Siri vid is her shota vid where she plays an English teacher who takes the virginity of an 'underage' Asian boy.

http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=323766322

>>35727831
it's the narrative that petty people like to push so that they can feel important

I never wear anything that appears to have any value because I don't want to get robbed. No logo clothing. No anime. No pictures. No accessories.

>>35727860
>You become a prime target for robbers/muggers if you wear anime accessories.

Kek

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>>35727812
I just want friends like that. I don't need fast cars or fame. I just want a core of nerdy friends who just kind of accept that I'm around.

because she'd be repulsed by my skinnyfatness

>>35727782
Because any fit girl would only want a fit guy

>>35727782
>see the webm of her taking off her jacket and pulling the lever
>almost cum in my pants
>watch the show to get more of her
>turns out she has a minor part and the rest of it is pretty boring

damn

>>35727759
>tfw 200 replies 45 images click here to view

>>35727759
right here baby
lay it on me

You had one job and you couldn't even do that

Get /fit/
Get a job
Get out
Put what skills you have to good use
Moderation in all things

>>35727772
Also don't forget to be yourself.

>>35727815
Even if I'm boring ???

Bee urself meme lel anon

>>35727723
This board has made me so homophobic I seriously contemplate beating the shit out of one of the faggots in my class

>>35727758
do it, send a message to all of them

>>35727758
Overexposure has done my tolerance in too.

There wasn't a single bone of suspicion in my body towards them in the past. Now their hyper sexuality makes me angry.

This happened to me once. I needed to replace the graphics card.
Is that all that happens or is there also a graphical problem like screen tearing that happens?

>>35727863
some of the programs like firefox won't open the windows correctly sometimes and then the whole computer freezes

>>35727909
Well I guess you need to try updating your drivers.
Does your computer have switchable graphics? As in there's an intel card or something too?

>>35727652
I love it when a guy smells like semen. Hands-down the sexiest part of any man is how strong his cum smells.

fembot here

>>35727677
I don't think cum smells good, but the dick itself smells really good.
> Musky post-workout dick
> That spongy hard and soft texture
> Velvety skin
> Salty clear stuff dribbling out
> Slowly swelling to choking thickness

Just a little natural body odour adds to the appeal so much, it's why dick pics suck but dicks are AMAZING

>>35727677
>>35727748

i have a dick
will you be my gf(s)?

>>35727649
You like the smell of your natural scent

That mouth is divine but that penis is hideous. Who is the girl?

>>35727649
You've got rabies and you're gonna die soon. idk

>>35727553
You don't meet a lot of weirdos if you don't live in a city.
Sad truth of it.

>>35727571
Yeah, I accepted that a while back. Seems like all the crazy weirdos congregate to the city, though I imagine you have some in the small towns as well. It's just a matter of finding them I guess.

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>>35727553
>tfw you live in a state of nothing but normalfags
woo, 'cali' for lyfe, dawg

im going to buy one of those 'cali' shirts like everyone else here so they know, i too am from cali, my dude

I would not feel better if someone else was recounting my entire life on 4chan, no.

>>35727567
>I would not feel better if someone else was recounting my entire life
Even if you had loyalists, apologists?
People holding all the cards.

And still were interested enough in your story to post about the inner machinations of you in its entirety?
As minimal as it may seem?

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>>35727546
Oh hey, another schizo. I have schizo too, and I know my thought-voice-pals can be very comforting and I like them a lot.

They are not the same as rl friends though. You should try and make some flesh and blood friends, it's not as hard as you think.

If you happen to be a schizo it's pretty easy, just google support group for schizos, and find a place near you where people like you meet up and talk about all kinds of stuff or do fun stuff together and start to make friends there.

Because it doesn't work and people will mock you even more for your failed attempt

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>>35727538
Currentlytrying something like that. If I can get a solid scruff going I should be able to sculpt it to look like a good jaw.

I can only grow a neckbeard.