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>>35728582
because their shitty people

I've literally never seen anyone do that at the movies, let alone women
I've done

>>35728629
This, if anything it's some stupid kid kicking the back of your seat or niggers talking

>>35728560
Shameless self bump
pls read this

>be 6 / 7
>Friend and his sister come over to play
>He and I are in a tent in the basement pretending to sword fight with our dicks
>Leave tent but forget to put dick back in my pants
>His sister sees
>She demands to show me hers
>Go back in the tent and she takes her pants off
>I interpret the vagina as being a recessed dick

For years after that I'd push my dick inside itself and think "hehe I'm a girl now"

We're best friends to this day, wonder if they remember

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>>35728560
Oh, brother

Seriously your brother is a fuck, but your brother is pretty chill. Literally kill your brother's friend

>>35728532
This is fucking stupid even for this board

>>35728532
I wouldn't be me, so no. but if I had no other choices maybe

>>35728532
I would not.
The only thing I've ever had going for me was my intellect. Without that I'd just be a fat short ugly bald retard.

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>>35728526
Date me.

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>>35728526
i always look forward to your posts, tomokoposter.

>i'm literally becoming your orbiter
kill me

>>35728580
Do you also sit on internet everyday?

>>35728458
Went for the first time two days ago and it was very pleasant, but it probably depends on the type of therapist you get. He even asked me if I wanted to see a psychiatric nurse who can prescribe medication, in addition to seeing him and i said yeah so he's going to help me through that process as well.

Get someone who's a younger guy, that'll probably be your best bet.

>>35728458
>>35728508
I strongly agree that it depends on your therapist.
I've had plenty that didn't help me at all, and one that helped me work through a lot of my issues.

>>35728508
>>35728524
This. Most old therapists are assholes he didn't help me at all

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>>35728387
op is about to die

>>35728387
Let me guess, your sleep cycle is fucked up in some way?

Have you been using diphenhydramine (anti-allergy and sleeping medicine)?

In any case, it's actually normal to hallucinate occasionally. But if this is a regular thing seek help.

>>35728411
Like in this one she is tilting her head and flexing the fingers on her left hand.

Being born.

With lot's of originality.

>>35728349
I'd have to say being born, Alex

Now, I'll take "fucking end me, dawg" for 200$

Missing out on teen love, but I don't know if it counts. Generally regret is something like, "Oh man I wish I had done X instead of Y". And I really don't see what I could've done differently apart from not be a sperg.

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>>35728271
leave my fucking board and kill yourself.

>>35728313
Fuck this faggot

I believe in you OP!

>>35728271
I'm proud of you. Keep up the good work and shoot for your goals, Anon.

>>35728209
>inb4 normies talking about their period sex stories

It really isn't that bad OP. I mean, it helps to know what you're getting in to, so you can throw down a couple towels or whatever, but it really isn't all that nasty.

Plus, orgasms are supposed to really help with period cramps. You do love your bitch, right?

I'd go into a blood frenzy, tackle her, and start fucking her mercilessly while holding her throat from behind. I'd give her only just enough air.

Freedom
Bloxbloxblox

get me out of here forever

THREAD THEM YOU FUCKING NIGGERS FUCK


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mGepq4kNOhM

>>35728129
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8xuUdI1an0

God dammit

>>35728129
"jump in an oven you fucking mutant faggot" is a good one

www.youtube.com/watch?v=KCil-kLGkvc

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Inb4 R9K IS NOT A PORN THREAD REEEEEEEE

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2D anyone? I've got it all anons.

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I wish i had saved this video when it got dumped.

>>35727987
these threads are useless if you aint posting pics to prove it.

>>35728012
how do I prove it friendo?

>>35728032
Post pics you dimwit

>>35727966
Aku is a fucking chad. Jack is more of a robot.

>>35728380
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

nah it doesn't work the same....

>>35727966
Aku rules the universe and has made everyone his bitch. Now he has a bunch of daughters too. Jack is a virgin that doesn't understand society and the norms around him, and now debates suicide.

I'm going to give you actual helpful advice that will benefit you in the future OP

OP, you need to learn your priorities in life. You need to apply yourself and work on finishing things early.

For instance, I worked extremely far ahead in one of my courses. I've basically done all the work up until the end of the semester. That class now has no influence on my life and I can focus on other things.

OP I wish you the best in life. Focus more. Apply yourself.

>>35727956

eventually youre gonna fail

just do your fucking work on time

>>35727956
a single page per hour is not hard

kill yourself