Archived threads in /r9k/ - ROBOT9001 - 7753. page

>>35730208
every girl ive had sex with said the fact that im a guitarist helps fuck me sooo guess again anon

girls don't like drummers
t.drummer
learn to sing or guitar

10 years guitar here. if I can get the money to gether I'll get a drum kit for sure. it's the backbone of the music I like, together with bass

>>35730124
Is your score from a real iq test? what were the subscores?

Same here OP
>told how smart I am my whole life
>do well in school and college
>graduate and struggle in workforce and real world
>absent minded
>no common sense
>make everything harder than it needs to be
>slow to get jokes and can't make "banter"
>speech is full of stuttering and spoonerisms as if I've had a fucking stroke and my brains processor is fried
>no spatial awareness and constantly getting lost
>realize I was only ever good at rote learning and remembering concepts
>take formal IQ test
>brainlet IQ

An IQ of 91 is average, and most people are severely unintelligent.
Next thread.

Forgot to mention the ravioli is by far the easiest to eat without any utensil

>Chef Boyardee
Are you fucking kidding me with this shit you need to step up your game Anon I'm fucking ashamed of you.

>>35730111
>but I have no idea what to do with the gun now
go target shoot with it

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5txHGxJRwtQ

File: mommy is an angel.jpg (16KB, 456x296px) Image search: [Google]

16KB, 456x296px

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dh5wVEqN1Sk

THERE WAS SOMETHING IN EVERYTHING ABOUT YOU

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oDiZaqiwKxo

File: 1488460169321.png (189KB, 406x564px) Image search: [Google]

189KB, 406x564px

https://youtu.be/KSKV_owUDhk

>>35730061
why the fuck did you all a shemale?
why no get a woman?

>>35730061
>tranny this
>tranny that
>i want it to fuck me with a whiffle ball bat
why is this cancer so prevalent here

and yes, kill yourself

File: IMG-20170309-WA0020.jpg (111KB, 1080x1080px) Image search: [Google]

111KB, 1080x1080px

>>35730075
Girls with penis look great and are not gay

You're a tranny, not a trannygirl. Stop the newspeak.

>>35729970
Thought I was one for years, but eventually realized I was just running from all my other problems and realized I need to fix my life instead

look on the bright side

taking estrogen wouldn't make you cute or a girl

might as well not even bother eh bruv

It looks like her pupils are pointed in different directions.

>>35729962
TRYNA FIGURE OUT - THIS - LIFE
WON'T YOU
TAKE ME BY THE HAND TAKE ME SOMEWHERE NEW
I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU ARE BUT I

I'M WITH YOU

this album was my jam in junior high.

>>35729962
Back when the world made sense.
Thanks for reminding me, anon.

y-you too

*turns 360 degrees and jumps out of the window*

>>35729941
You aren't my hand

File: 1488017117782.png (3KB, 186x186px) Image search: [Google]

3KB, 186x186px

>>35729941
Why is it black?

>>35729939
show me the money

originally, though

>>35729939
Do you know how much a billion dollars is? That's enough for me and everyone I know to never have to work again, for our children's children to never have to work.
I'd do /anything/ for that? Climbing some fucking rocks? Done.

>>35729939
billion dollars isn't worth anything if you're dead

>>35729923
what the fuck do you want?

original

File: large.jpg (75KB, 500x666px) Image search: [Google]

75KB, 500x666px

>>35730090
answer the question, anon

orig

File: 1485058298764.png (565KB, 720x479px) Image search: [Google]

565KB, 720x479px

its 430am and im still up and i have to be grinding out papers by 10am if i don't want to be fugged

niggers it isn't even day either, what are you, strayan?

File: 1484897339014.jpg (14KB, 236x343px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 236x343px

>"YAAAAAASSS QUEEN"
>"This (trivial noun) is everything"
>"I love haters!"
>"I hate haters!"
>(inane sports banter)
>*posts on reddit*

File: Untitled.png (1MB, 1371x961px) Image search: [Google]

1MB, 1371x961px

I watch people eat on Youtube. It makes me feel better being underweight.

File: funny-cat-pictures-049-008.jpg (66KB, 600x797px) Image search: [Google]

66KB, 600x797px

>>35729950
>yas queen
Why would anyone do this even ironically
I specifically avoid it even ironcially because whatever I do ironically I end up doing unironically

File: 1485311381413.gif (14KB, 633x758px) Image search: [Google]

14KB, 633x758px

>lost 20+kg with intermittent fasting
>now eat at maintenance instead of calorie deficit and eat like a king

I just skip breakfast, have some fruit mid-day and huge meals for dinner, even fast food like burgers. Pretty much whatever I want.

When are you going on 600 lb life?

>>35729878
>intermittent fasting

stop forcing this meme

That's a hard choice

Turn 360 degrees and walk away.

Blox

Which is my mother?

File: publix_gf.png (21KB, 787x481px) Image search: [Google]

21KB, 787x481px

She was trying to motivate you anon

>>35729883
But it was a man orivgjmal

>>35729786
He was trying to tell you that you have a good looking face and a good genetic starting point. It means that you really will look stellar if you work out.

I often try to tell this to many fat people who won't stop complaining about how being fat is what makes their life hell... But they play it off as though fat is permanent and as if they actually are ugly, when 90% of the time they are actually good looking to VERY good looking.

Ugly people tend to be skinny, they're very aware of their small amount of play field.

File: _original_drawn_by_ichi_makoto_9d83b90071c6a764f5973d9b281f8f82.png (429KB, 849x1200px) Image search: [Google]

429KB, 849x1200px

This is what boys want. Deal with it.

>DYEL
I bwt he cant even bench his own weight.

>>35729714
Dyel manlets with chick tattoos. We live in degenerate times trully