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Tfw you quit fapping but you remember Tara Tainton exists and you have to fight the urge to fap to her mommy vids
How do I find a mommy GF bros ;_;
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>>35730435
you need an actual mommy
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>>35730435
>tfw Tara takes her bra off
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>>35730435
>tfw Tara takes her bra off
Origo
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>visit Europe
>wtf Arabs and Indians everywhere
>rental car is some tiny ass piece of shit that when you go over 40mph the wind is so loud you can't talk to each other without shouting
>expected amazing cuisine but actually got shit versions of American food and less of it
>Why the fuck is every store like 50% Nutella, haribos and weird smoked meats?
>LITERALLY PAYING LIKE $3 FOR REFILLS OF SHIT COFFEE
Never again. The architecture and history was great but Jesus Christ guys move into 2017 please.
Also I got a ticket for turning into the close side lane which I'm never going to pay, fuck you.
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Wtf this post made me Kek. (I'm European)
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ITT: basement dweller who has never left his home state making things up.
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>>35730413
>thinks all of europe is the same
Fuckin yanks
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Does anyone here else get vagina envy?
I'm really not sure that I actually want to be a woman, but I look at my dick and just wish I had a vagina sometimes. I hate having a refractory period. I wish l could have multiple orgasms.
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Yes I'm phallophobic as well and I got gender dysmorphic issues...
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>>35730527
just say autism
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>>35730534
Are you sure these are characteristics of autistic individuals??
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How pathetic can we get
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>>35730396
That looks like a man in womans clothing
Pretty pathetic
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all intj is gay beta cocksucker slave dont feeel so bad
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>>35730396
>you only got INFP because you're a passive puss
>not even creative
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Whoa... so this is the power of the China man. Stealing white womyn. How can whiteyboi even compete? Get Yerrow'd
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That's a man, Anon
Originalk
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>>35730398
Everybody knows he's an alpha male Asian
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>>35730387
today i sat across from an old man on the subway reading a newspaper and, on one of the pages he wasn't reading, i could clearly see an article title that began with "Brianna Wu"
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Any one else here experiences this shit? When i was 13 and had to pee at a doctor for some urine tests, people behind me in the row started telling me to hurry and were impatient and I had problems ever since. Can't pee in public places or when there is noise. How do I unfuck myself from this curse anons?
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>>35730376
Oops, Title: pee shyness
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yea i have a shy bladder too, i also have excess pee dribble that is coming out of my cock like minutes after i pee
im too lazy to figure out how to fix it
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I refuse to use them, I use the cubical. When I'm in public I need that 30 seconds of privacy to reset myself. Take piss, wipe ass sweat, make boxers comfy again etc
It's sexist to imply I should have to use these fucking things.
How low or high are your standards on males, fellow fembot? Be honest
Personally I like 6 or 7/10, like pic related.
>not painfully ugly
>not awkwardly handsome
>above 6'
>cat lover
>a lil bit baby faced
>skelly or not muscular built at all
>a lil bit childish
>positive but not overwhelming with joy
>mentally able to deal with my rage control issue
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I like nerdy intellectual types, 'Chad' really does nothing for me.
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THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT I REPEAT THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A FEMBOT
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=jc5-k-ejtA0
DO NOT POST IN ROASTIE ATTENTION WHORE THREADS
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>>35730359
Wow you actually almost described me
Have you accepted the fact that you're a lolicon?
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Yes.
"You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original."
:^)))))
"You have been muted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original."
:^)))))))))))))))))))))))))))
"You have been muted for 8 seconds, because your comment was not original."
Holy fucking sweat goat testicles, what do you want from me you robotic peice of shit
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But I'm not. I like the titties, you see.
Loli are for platonic head-patting and piggyback rides only. You mustn't lewd them.
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>>35730392
Yes, loli are pure.
>be me
>get a job after years of sitting on my arse being a useless neet
>its in a supermarket, working nights
>after a while become aware that everyone is always trying to skip out on their workload
>continue to work hard despite this
>my superior is impressed with my work and says he'll talk to his superiors to organise a raise
>my superior leaves to another branch but says a raise is on its way as i deserve it
>find out today that they have reviewed my pay and i am not getting a raise
FUCKING REEEEEEEEEEEE
i'm going neet again
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please i need validation for my anger
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Turn your anger into something productive
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>>35730589
Any suggestions? Ty
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>tfw met a fembot a week ago and am already in love with her
wtf do i do bros, everytime I talk to her my life feels 10x better
When I go a day without talking to her I get super depressed
Have any of you fell in love with a fembot?
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>>35730278
ITSATRAP
origioli commentoli
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>>35730292
I've seen pics, definitely not
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is this a irl fembot?
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Are Long John Silvers tendies the most underrated tendies of all the fast food chains?
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>>35730271
>going to Long John Silvers for the chicken
Just get the fucking fish n chips and some hushpuppies
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>>35730281
>Going to a fast food place for fish
???
The tendies are pretty good m8
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>>35730271
They're pretty damn good Tbh. Always hot and juicy and never dry
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post your (fucking originally) rare elliots
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdlsH181c-o
orignale
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>>35730264
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-aTLXLhhavQ
This is the best Elliot meme i've seen
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nobody's posted this yet
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visited escort
she stole all my money and now i am fuckend
i had to literaly beg her for blowjob altho i paid for the entire night
now will be hungry for rest of the month till next paycheck
AMA
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Was Jack the Ripper really a bad man?
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>>35730262
how does it feel to have a stacy rob you of your money after stacies have already robbed you of having a gf and happiness?
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>>35730262
how was the blowjob?
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>tfw bald in your early 20s
>listen to fullheads talk about their hair problems
>"its too damn thick i dont know what to do with it!"
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>>35730259
"just shave it bro"
"it's about confidence bro"
"just buzz it and hit the gym bro"
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>>35730259
finasteride, anon
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Be careful with the drugs anon, the side effects can be devastating. Find a haircut that suits you for now and then consider transplant down the line
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Speed is like a dozen transatlantic flights without ever getting off the plane. Time change. You lose, you gain. Makes no difference so long as you keep taking the pills. But sooner or later you've got to get out because it's crashing, and then all at once the frozen hours melt out through the nervous system and seep out the pores.
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>>35730215
>tfw speed addict
>tfw know this feel all to well
>tfw woke up 20 mins ago and now I'm laying in bed with my eyes half open waiting for the speed to kick in.
I don't know how long I can keep this up. 4 hours of sleep a night is taking its toll
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Sounds pretty cool, I wish they'd legalize drugs already so a robot with no connections could try this kind of stuff out.
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>>35731135
>ruining your life and body is cool