Good news /r9k/!
R&D just opened up a new offer to the public, and YOU get to be the first intake!
They've figured out how to trade IQ points for attractiveness, dick size, or height.
The exchange rate is as follows:
>10 IQ for 1 point up the -/10 scale
>5 IQ for .5" dick size (girth, length, or a distribution of your choosing)
>10 IQ for 1" height
What say you, /r9k/? Will you take them up on the offer?
What if I give stuff can I gain iq?
>>35730714
Nothing, you are stuck as a brainlet forever.
>>35730690
I have a ton of IQ but I wouldn't fucking sacrifice that for anything. I'll stay perfectly average in looks, thank you. Even if I'm a depressed wreck I couldn't imagine the pain of knowing I've become nothing more than a sexy idiot.
If I go to a therapist and I tell them that I use a lot of psychedelics will they automatically consider me insane?
Is therapy a meme?
i went to the state psyche and told them i smoke weed and they were like, "thats illegal, thats bad, thats this and that" and then they turned around and tried to offer me a different drug then told me the side effects could make me worse..
i was just like, um, do you people listen to yourselves or what?
the psyche field is a bunch of trained Jews who are paid to peddle pharm drugs to morons who want drugs to solve all their issues.
>>35730661
No it's not a meme. Talk therapy can change your life. Most won't judge you for doing psychedelics, it's just a data point in the mosaic of your life.
>>35730687
This guy is clinically retarded because therapists can't prescribe drugs, disregard his rambling - although I wish him luck
>>35730711
do therapists diagnose you? (bpd, anxiety disorder, etc.) or is that just psychiatrists?
>did a girl ever felt something for you?
>did/do you feel something for her?
>did you do something with her?
Yes
Yes. Still do
No, I'm mildly autistic and i don't know how to react to these kind of situations
I'm gonna die a Virgin at this pace
>>35730653
>did a girl ever felt something for you?
Yes, there have been quite a few throughout my life.
>did/do you feel something for her?
Yes but only for a couple of them.
>did you do something with her?
I never initiated but yeah, I've done "stuff" before. Never lead to sex though.
>>35730653
>did a girl ever felt something for you?
yes, a few times in my life. there were two girls who pretty clearly i had chances with in high school but i blew my chances with them harder than the golden state warriors blew their 3-1 lead. only one girl has really been into me in college, and she's my girlfriend now (on my 3rd year, she's on her 2nd)
>did/do you feel something for her?
well those girls in high school i had mutual feelings for but I blew it, so yeah. there were other girls i kinda orbited/didn't admit feelings for but yeah. if any anon wants me to type up how i blew my chances or whatever i can, but it's not that interesting
>did you do something with her?
well with the first girl who liked me in high school we just talked a lot and hugged pretty often (like every day) though we never went on like dates outside of school or spent great amount of time together. we were really mushy through text though. next girl i was gonna take her to homecoming but didn't cause i'm an autist
girl now in college that i'm in a relationship with... yeah, we're dating and we cuddle and do other romantic shit when we get the time to see each other, as we're both busy people. but it's nice being in a relationship for the first time
>>35730653
Probably fear (I had been stalked her)
Yes
No, I can't do anything about it.
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
WHY ARE MALES MADE TO BE ATTRACTED TO RETARD PARASITES (FEMALES)
>well I know reason I m just angry
No women are just vain.
The worst is she can't be honest and admit she's just a stupid, weak-willed cow. She has to blame it all on something else.
>>35730651
she really is good looking
http://www.nydailynews.com/new-york/manhattan/suspect-midtown-knife-killing-surrenders-cops-article-1.3005263
> Jackson had a particular deep-seated hatred for black men romantically involved with white women, a police source said.
Wow this totally isn't another false flag to stur racial tension
>>35730621
Is /pol/ having a slow night or are you just confused which board you're on?
>>35730673
>stur
Ok nigger bloxxxxx
Got any music for sad feels?
Elliott Smith. The ultimate sad feels music.
Tay every day
>>35730540
I have no respect for anyone who dislikes flume
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DT9BrbtKdTM
how soon do we fucking end it
>>35730539
what's wrong with being an INFJ, cunt?
>>35730568
"the defender"
people tell me it effectively means i'm just a whiteknight
>>35730539
infj cant help themselves
Has /r9k/ read Houellebecq?
No
Sell me on it
>>35730578
>It's a fact...that in societies like ours sex truly represents a second system of differentiation, completely independent of money; and as a system of differentiation it functions just as mercilessly. The effects of these two systems are, furthermore, strictly equivalent. Just like unrestrained economic liberalism, and for similar reasons, sexual liberalism produces phenomena of absolute pauperization . Some men make love every day; others five or six times in their life, or never. Some make love with dozens of women; others with none. It's what's known as 'the law of the market'...Economic liberalism is an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society. Sexual liberalism is likewise an extension of the domain of the struggle, its extension to all ages and all classes of society.
From his novel Whatever.
>>35730753
Houllebecq is woke af
Why haven't you become a cam whore yet r9k?
>Get paid to fap
>People buy you stuff
>Good self-esteem boost
If you have a massive dick or a twink body you could be making bank from your boi bucci. You don't even need to show your face. Just start a stream and talk to fags and eventually you'll get regulars who pay.
>>35730531
Because I have dignity and haven't given up on life yet.
Because i'm not a twink and my dick isn't massive, I also have a lot of scarring
>>35730531
I was when I was younger, like 19 or 20 ish. I used to wear panties, bras, thongs etc and masturbate in front of guys.
When did you realise that black women were the perfect fit for robots?
* perfect fit for quiet introverted men (they love and understand you)
* totally down with being submissive Housewives (since feminism was for white women they learned to hate it)
* arguably the most interesting personalities (you can make fun of white insecurities. Red pilled black girls are like that, we hate the same things that they do and want to change it the same way)
They just want to make you happy and help you through this hard time in your life. they want you to succeed and make you a better person. If you arent able to do it, they'll push you until you can
But you dont like them because of their coloring.
>>35730526
Asian women are
Where the fuck have you been?
>>35730526
black women are too masculine
>>35730731
asian women aren't feminine enough (no tits ass or figure 99% of the time) and ugly faces 90% of the time and gross skin color, also they're pretty autistic so my children would be doomed since I'm already kind of socially autistic myself
>>35730731
>>35730750
Honestly, the concept that black women are too masculine really gets dropped the second you get into a relationship with one
Asian women are good, better than white and latino.
But black women are better for robots because they Love you so much they want you to stop being one.
If you're looking for a way to get put of the neet lifestyle, black women will
Help you. (They are also better at sex than any other race but thats beside the point)
>mother upturned the grave of primordial man
>I say big boy words me smart
>>35730541
oh man...
>anon was infected by the fuckwit virus
>>35730525
>adventurer found the shit abyss
Girls with penises look great and are not gay.
>>35730502
It's kinda gay but that's fine? Who cares? It pushes you closer along the weird sexuality spectrum towards more gay less straight - but again. Who cares?
If that's what you need to tell yourself to process your sexuality, more power to you. We all walk a different path
That's literally the only attractive trap I've ever seen. Every other one has a man ass or broad shoulders or no tits or a masculine jawline or giant fucking hands.
Hell, even this """"chick"""" has a manly ass. I'd love to see how he falls apart without the makeup. Also:
>girls with penises look great
When did you start to develop inferiority complex? Me, when I was 15yo
is that the rodge?
>>35730473
probably around 10 years old
when i was like 10
self aware at a young age
Ever imagine what a normie whore this bitch was? I bet she got everything for free with that ass and those legs.
Who's laughing now?
How many times does this need to happen before they wake up? How many generic speeches about "yeah it was bad we all feel bad just don't blame muslims" need to be given?
>Harry Potter
DROPPED
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What exactly happened? I miss out on a lot news. That's a great ass though. I would shamelessly cop a feel if I could.
This hooknosed ranga cunt who got her job by backstabbing a man and attacked any male who disagreed with her as a "misogynist" is now head of the national depression support group in our country.
Wtf how is this bitch supposed to empathise with men on the verge of suicide?
>>35730437
she might surprise you shes a changed women
>>35730437
Man here, can confirm that she makes me want to suicide even more.
This is all part of her plan
Expect male suicide rates to soar even higher