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>>35731064
DELETTTTTTTTTEE

>>35731064
This was a good shitpost anon, quite witty.

>>35731064
Hnnnng urge to die resurfaces

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Yea. I give her the tip of this dick in her mouth

(My delivery man is a girl)

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>some poor ass nigger or woman posts receipt with nasty comment written on it on social media
>story gets picked up by SWJ blogs then mainstream media
>woman/nigger sets up gofundme page and makes tens of thousands of dollars from well intentioned doners
>whole thing proven to be fake in a few days
>keeps the money

>>35731056
Yeah always, I give them the tip

I don't have schizophrenia, but I have a host of other diagnosed mental problems that deeply effect my life so I can slightly relate. How are you holding up?

>>35731005
It's nice to know someone else can relate. Everybody I tried to talk to about this in real life just said shit like "That sounds like you're living in the Matrix! It sounds so exciting :)))".

The meds I'm on are making me very depressed, and although I don't see things anymore, my "delusions" are still around. And I suspect my therapist is just trying to sedate me because I found out the (((truth))) about the world etc.

Thanks for asking

Im diagnosed with schizotypal disorder, which is somewhat related to schizophrenia.

I cant even talk to people, because it is somewhat hard for me to translate even the most basic thoughts to words. So every time I speak, some incoherent bullshit comes out of my mouth.

fml

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They just won't shut up about their fucking Prom, i'm getting so tired of listening to it.

take a shit in every urinal and then behead every woman

>>35730915
Throw tear gas in the building and shoot them as they run out in terror. Do it anon, it would be the best senior prank.

>>35730892
If you're ashamed, why don't you just not do it?

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jus b cool brah

i've picked up alcohol at the same places for years, at absolutely unholy hours or even multiple times in a row and never felt shame, really. I usually have nice small talk with the cashier girls. drinking gets me in the good mood you know ? if you drink everyday, like me, I'd imagine you don't really give a fuck either way, so why bother ? just stride forward, get your stuff and if you're feeling adventurous, flip the tables while you're at it and make it a better experience with some chatting.

pic related, we gotta hit it harder, cheers

>>35730892
Do you go to the same ship everyday?

If so, i can see what you'd feel shame as you'd probably be recognise now as a drunk.

>>35730878
Well you feel lovely and giggle like a small child.

>>35730878
she ignores your 100 messages begging for attention while she fucks someone better

>>35730878
when it hurts

Are you a jew from Israel?

Hoow old are you?

Post your (((nose)))

Luckyy!~

>>35730799
thats really cute anon and really nice of your mother

enjoy your food!

>>35730799
Luckyyy, enjoy your good lunch from your loving mom

>Search online for a therapist near you
>call said therapist
>schedule an appointment
>see therapist
>tell therapist problems
>get perscribed pills to help problems

Literally all you have to do, getting help isn't being a bitch.
Being afraid to get help is being a bitch.

>>35730793
>I'm so strong I just keep being miserable day-in and day-out and never do anything about it.
That ain't strength, that's just blind, stupid pride. It takes strength to venture in the unknown, to risk yourself by opening up and trusting someone else.

I feel like my depression is just a reasonable reaction to my life, not really a medical thing.

A woman can't be unattractive because they always have the holy vagina

>>35730792
>fembots are cum dumpsters i.e SEx slaves
I agree with this. It annoys me when fembots want/expect me to treat them with respect or as human beings, when the truth is all they're good for is sex. Not even memeing. I can't pretend to like or respect someone who has no personality, and fembots are mind-destroyingly boring.

I am a cumdumpster and I never denied being one. Was this post supposed to make me feel bad?

>>35730758
>get plastic surgery to become this good looking
>still autistic as fuck
>handsomeness won't even be passed down your children
>began living a grotesque perverted lie the moment he went under the knife
For what purpose, though?

>>35730758
Yes post some I need pics for fake tinder

>>35730775
According to who did he get plastic surgery?

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just passing by to steal these dubs

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>>35731158
You tried, at least, dear anon.

>>35730737
>tfw two-tenths of a cm below 17.8cm (7inches)
>tfw exactly 6" girth

I'm perfectly content with the size of my penis THAT I'LL NEVER GET TO USE

i also have 0 friends at uni, the only people i talk to are my syndicate group

i do go clubbing weekly with my flatmates and hang out with them but i would not class them as 'friends'. i.e. they do not contact me or make an effort unless i am in the room with them.

i did not see any of them for a month and none of them bothered to see if i was ok

>I'm a paki
Can't you just get an arranged marriage?

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>>35730725
Gaining a lot of money is the final solution for you now i think. But you are a Paki so white girls should find you attractive.

helpppp me im socially retarded

>>35730707
most people don't even get high their first time desu; takes a while to learn to inhale or something

anyway it's not like booze, you're not incapacitated physically, just mentally, your chances of raep probably aren't any higher than normal, and it's never made me horny, but ymmv

Honestly fucking kill yourself
Fembots don't exist and stop playing the victim you fucking idiot

Australia? i know a guy just like that

You pretty clearly don't want to succeed

>>35731098

yeah, anon

it can't be me because I don't know anyone